Phone Tap: HalloWOKE

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who dropped off his dog at the vet and we have great news: not only is the dog perfectly fine, but we also discovered all about his heritage!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a frame store and while we have an idea of what kind of photo we need framed, they have no idea the lengths we’re prepared to go to get it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we’re taking the traditional customer service interaction and flipping it on its head and turning the ridiculous up to level 100!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re calling a woman who hired a new dog walking service, and before we come over to her house for the first time, our dad has some intrusive questions to ask her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Let us know after you hear today’s new Phone Tap if you agree with our producer and think Jeffrey was FLIRTING with today’s Phone Tap victim who runs a sign store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim told her friend that she wanted to do more volunteer work, and her friend told us, and now we’re setting her up with a literal LIFE-CHANGING charitable opportunity!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who signed up to be a surrogate mother, and we’re sending our most-eligible (for good reason) bachelor, Stoner Max, to see if she’d be the perfect fit as his baby mama!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we call a guy and see if we can convince him to pay for his ex-girlfriend’s new piercing that she got to impress her NEW boyfriend! Should go pretty seamlessly!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An electrician emailed us asking to Phone Tap the guy he works alongside, so we’re pretending to be one of his customers from last week and we have some interesting PROPOSALS for some off-the-clock activities if he catches our drift!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

These days, every business is trying to find any way to make an extra buck. In today’s Phone Tap we call a guy with an issue with his bank, and let him know we’re not just a bank, we’re the EVENT SPACE of your DREAMS, too!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.