Jet Fuel Podcast

This week on Jet Fuel, Jessie "Jetski" Johnson is joined by the very funny, very talented Ron Funches to talk getting rejected in a hotel lobby, the silver-lining of AI, befriending your uber driver, what it's like getting a lesson from a princess. 00:00 Jessie and Ron had weird Halloweens but it's not your fault 09:17 Ron is sick of talking about the reality show he was on 13:46 Jessie gets better at following the fear 16:28 Ron and Jessie get REAL to fight evil AI lady 21:40 The ultimate video game power ranking 24:52 Surrender the bad omens and the bad chili 30:18 Ron lets it flow and isn't afraid to judge his audience 40:24 Jessie has a special message for uncles 43:56 Eat Cookies & Die 53:08 "You're Doing Alright" by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Ron Funches Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Ron https://www.instagram.com/ronfunches/ Check Out Ron's New Special: https://800PGR.lnk.to/CookiesPR More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email [email protected] #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's a real family reunion on Our Sisters Podcast this week and that's a joke that won't make sense until the end of the episode. Jessie "Jetski" Johnson, her brother Jeremiah Watkins, and our sister Sara Johnson, sit down to talk everything from catching spiders, school mascots, the ultimate video games hierarchy, and how to ruin people financially. Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/JETFUEL download the app and use code JETFUEL to get $150 instantly in Lineups if you win your first $5 Lineup! 00:00 Jeremiah ruins his kids health and wellbeing 04:24 Jessie engages in moral combat 10:20 Jeremiah runs a pyramid scheme 13:20 Joel Stokes makes awesome art 17:04 Jeremiah (adult) goes boogie boarding 21:49 Jessie is going through something but in a funny way 26:26 I like you I think your show is great 36:40 Jeremiah follows the fear and breaks some HUGE news on the pod 43:30 Special sisterly surprise Sara drop-in 46:16 Sara and Jeremiah engage in a game of lies and deceit 59:22 "Our Sisters Podcast" by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Jeremiah Watkins and Sara Johnson 1:01:38 Jessie does the walk-of-claim Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Jeremiah Watkins https://www.instagram.com/jeremiahstandup Check Out Jeremiah's Tour Dates: https://punchup.live/jeremiahwatkins/tour Watch Jeremiah's Special Crazy Pizza: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvcgbaWDzyU More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email [email protected] #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week on Jet Fuel, Jessie "Jetski" Johnson and Caley Chase jam out about outer space, how to kick people out who won't leave, and the life and death of a family pet. Plus, if you ever asked Caley to a high school dance, drop a comment! We will find you! Today's episode is brought to you by PrizePicks. Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/JETFUEL and use code JETFUEL to get $150 instantly in Lineups if you win your first $5 Lineup 00:00 Caley accidentally cooks up hot milk 03:39 Squink joins the band 07:40 The worst cat-sitter ever 16:02 An alien dog invades the studio 18:50 Get The Freak Out 25:48 Caley gets baked at work 31:16 The glasses phase of the pod 33:37 Jessie writes a song for Doug (RIP) 39:11 Selfish musicians are the worst 45:00 Undeniable 51:54 Caley never planned to play piano 1:00:12 Cozy is the cutest!! 1:02:39 "Death Inside Of Me" by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Caley Chase Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Caley https://www.instagram.com/caleyleigh/ Follow for her Pup Culture show! More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email [email protected] #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Turn your stereo up to a 15, this week's episode of Jet Fuel is a punk invasion. Jessie "Jetski" Johnson and Joel Jimenez build beats from scratch, talk about the worst movies they've seen, and take a trip to Lake Paris, California. Here we go, brain! Today's episode is brought to you by PrizePicks. Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/JETFUEL and use code JETFUEL to get $150 instantly in Lineups if you win your first $5 Lineup 00:00 Joel Caffeine Panics At The Disco 05:03 Jessie turns Joel's drum kit into a piano 11:26 Surprise special guest call-in 17:02 Joel and Jessie create a song about dopamine looping 36:36 We're getting regulated 39:42 Pixy Slims drops into the pod 46:30 Jessie and Joe jam their feelings Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Joel Jimenez https://www.instagram.com/joeljimenezcomedy Go to Joel's show at The Comedy Store on Nov 2: https://thecomedystore.com/calendar/show/4545/2026-11-02t200000-0800-joelina-tonight More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email [email protected] #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this week's musically-rich episode of Jet Fuel, Jessie "Jetski" Johnson plays a keyboard designed by the devil, debates Elvis Presley's moral compass, and Pippa recounts the strangest way she's ever been paid for a job. 00:00 Jessie has pain and paws 02:33 A speck of space trash starts beef with her bestie 07:44 Jessie builds some beats and has some questions 16:06 Pippa solves a problem in the worst way possible 25:06 Jessie creates a musical call to action 29:55 Pink Floyd is meh and other music hot takes (send us yours to [email protected]) 35:30 What's better? Human or AI music 40:57 Squink gets approached at the beach 45:07 One neat trick to not get off your phone 51:18 The babysitter throws a party 55:22 Pippa won't let the episode end without pushing Jessie to the edge one final time Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Pippa https://www.instagram.com/pi.pp.a/ More Squink: https://www.instagram.com/p/DZb2nr3pq4N/ More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email [email protected] #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Instruments, beats, and bars galore! Get comfortable in the kitchen, folks, cuz this week on Jet Fuel, Jessie "Jetski" Johnson and Martin Phillips are COOKING. Plus, stick around to find out why cities in New York are so hard to pronounce and the one thing Martin doesn't want his parents to know. Today's episode of Jet Fuel is brought to you by PrizePicks. Download the app today and use code JETFUEL to get $150 instantly in Lineups if you win your first $5 Lineup! Plus, sign up now for Guaranteed Picks every Sunday along with Profit Boosts and Daily Discounts throughout the month. Click here: https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/JETFUEL 00:00 A crazy woman finds her flow 05:40 A sassy man builds a beat and brings out instruments 18:30 Song 1 (Marty Monster) 20:15 Martin has the craziest Ren Faire costume 22:00 Jessie and Martin give their best Jim Halpert impressions 25:51 Jet Fuel the Podcast the Show the Jingle 30:48 Song 2 (Jingle) 32:22 Secrets, shame, and embarrassment 37:50 got pierced? 44:11 I got two (beat) birds 48:48 Python gets mixed up with a bad crew 53:32 Building the third beat 58:36 "Fly Marty Fly" by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Martin Phillips Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Martin Phillips https://www.instagram.com/martinphillipscomedy/ Check Out Martin's Tour Dates: https://www.killersofkilltonylive.com/ More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email [email protected] #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Y2K, Toy Story 5, cheating boyfriends, and cheating wives. Nostradamus and trombone, too, but don't let us forget Alfred's new comedy special on Hulu. "Why" You ask "Is this episode's description written completely in rhyme?" Because when it's Jessie "Jetski" Johnson and Alfred Robles are on the pod, it's a guaranteed good time. 00:00 Alfred got PAID to go to SCHOOL 03:27 The ONLY TRICK you need to catch your girl cheating 11:32 Smuggling weapons through TSA 15:16 DON'T google your old teachers 23:36 Jessie's own personal 9/11 26:02 Folks are we bricking our phones? 31:34 Alfred has the PERFECT retirement plan 36:02 SILLY RABBIT! Drinks are for kids 45:22 Alfred, Jay Leno, and Saddam Hussein have something in common 47:22 LET THE RECORD SHOW JESSIE ASKED A GOOD QUESTION 54:06 Will the real Forkie PLEASE stand up 58:02 "Locked 'n Double Loaded" by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Alfred Robles Check out RNA by Kyle Jaymes on September 25th wherever you listen to music https://www.instagram.com/kylejaymesmusic/ Thank you Ben Cabe for the animation! https://www.instagram.com/benkeepsrunning/ Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Alfred https://www.instagram.com/alfredrobles/ Check Out Alfred's Tour Dates: alfredrobles.com/links More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email [email protected] #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week on Jet Fuel, Jessie "Jetski" Johnson is joined by Australian comedian / musician / parody-songwriter extraordinaire Brandon Duff. Jessie and Brandon talk about the horrors of riding the bus, the worst thing that can happen at a wedding, and who their emergency call would be for a very particular situation. Today's episode of Jet Fuel is brought to you by PrizePicks. Download the app today and use code JETFUEL to get $150 instantly in Lineups if you win your first $5 Lineup! Click here: https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/JETFUEL 00:00 G'day mate, Jessie is more Australian than Brandon 05:33 Brandon surprises Jessie at work 12:20 Jessie gives a shout out to all the older (30 +) women out there 18:59 Brandon gets a Traditional American Welcome 27:05 Jessie asks Brandon a really good question about the guitar 35:22 Brandon and Jessie are very well travelled and totally chill about it 41:15 Fringe Fest is cool as heck and a money making machine 45:10 If you work for the IRS, skip this part 52:20 Brandon is trapped on an iceberg but has a solution 1:00:06 Jessie gives Brandon a directing tip on something very important coming up 1:01:42 "Guns Versus Knives" by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Brandon Duff Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Brandon Duff https://www.instagram.com/brandon.is.funny/ Pre-save Brandon's Comedy Album: https://ffm.to/whiteguy More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email [email protected] #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jet Fuel comes full circle this week (WOOF) Jessie "Jetski" Johnson and Josh Fadem chat about Josh's collection of mysterious VHS tapes, start beef with a former pod guest, and work together to straighten Jessie's teeth. 00:00 Jessie watches Josh's dog 12:43 Ben Joyce sends a message to Jessie 13:33 Josh is an old-school guy 20:30 Hollywood is so fun and actors are so prepared 30:50 Jessie gets a note on directing 35:34 Invisalign unboxing video!!! 38:41 Michael Jackson movie review 45:19 S/O to Bobby the dog and Squinky 54:15 Josh has some great punchlines (ba-dum tss) 1:00:53 Jessie and Josh take a water break and build a song 1:05:38 "A Thirst For Nougat" starring Jessie "Jetski" Johnson and Josh Fadem Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Josh Fadem https://www.instagram.com/joshfadem/ Check Out Josh's Tour Dates: linktr.ee/joshfadem More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email [email protected] #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jessie "Jetski" Johnson invites resident strong man Zach Zucker (Stamptown) onto the pod for an hour of song, dance, and fun. Together, they discuss the fear of people making fun of them behind their back (we do), brainstorm a new podcast involving a hostage situation (aren't they all), and Zach speaks out on behalf of the entire strong-man community (thank you). Today's episode of Jet Fuel is brought to you by PrizePicks. Download the app today and use code JETFUEL to get $150 instantly in Lineups if you win your first $5 Lineup! Click here: https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/JETFUEL 00:00 Dumb, stupid, ungrateful intro 04:30 Papa is looking for a sugar anything 09:43 It's called showbiz, not stinky-shoebiz 17:12 Jessie poses a deep philosophical question relating to ants and aliens 21:19 Innie-Zach and Innie-Jessie drop into the pod 26:06 Men 30:41 Zach poses a deep philosophical question relating to ju*l pods and tripods 34:28 Whoaaa it's Arnold Schwarzachzuckernegger 42:36 Embarrassing story time 45:11 Jessie and Zach are each on an IV drop right now 51:54 It's not always easy to be a man and also s/o Joke Wrld 56:52 Zach recorded his first Netflix special!! Stamptown!! Watch it!!! 1:02:37 Body count in the high thousands 1:09:23 "The Secret Score of Baja" by Jessie "Jetski" Johnson ft. Zach Zacker Alex Duong GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-alexs-journey-to-regain-sight?modal=updates Tour Tickets: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/@jetskijohnson?sub_confirmation=1 Merch: https://jessiejetskijohnson.myshopify.com/ More Jet Fuel https://www.instagram.com/thejetfuelpodcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejetfuelpod https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jet-fuel-podcast/id1834367191 More Zach https://www.instagram.com/zach_zucker/?hl=en Check Out Zach's Tour Dates: https://linktr.ee/stamptown More Jessie "Jetski" Johnson https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/ https://www.x.com/jetskijohnson Website and Tour Info: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Logo Artwork by Ryan J. Ebelt https://www.instagram.com/ryanjebelt/ For any questions and information on placing ads, please email [email protected] #jetski #juicy #vroomvroom #jetfuel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices