Hello Dysfunction podcast

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Childhood best friends, Pata Fria and Crystal share the personal dysfunction in their lives, view on news, gossip, politics and so much more. Nothing is off limits, and everything is funny.

149 épisodes

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    147: I"m a Big Ass Trick

    1:17:50

    Retrograde is bringing them old thangs back, don’t raise our rent. Crystal is a cool mom and also a part time plumber. Trains vs threesomes and Pata Fria booked another surgery.  Check out this week’s sponsors!  • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO • Hella Infused  High quality handmade and lab tested CBD infused products. Support local Black woman owned, independent business! Right now Hella Infused is adding a CBD pain oil, CBD honey and CBD sea moss!! Continuing to extend 20% off to our listeners., head over and shop now using code: hellodysfunction at checkout.  hellainfused.com  IG: Instagram.com/hella_infused Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction  Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction  Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com 
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    146: Why I Didn't Find One?

    1:11:38

    We’re back together again!  Crystal is a sex queen. Bunny’s becoming a bit of a problem and please always wash your hands!  Check out this week’s sponsors!  • Poshmark  The seasons are changing, we’re ready to clean out our closets and grab some new items for fall!  Poshmark is our favorite reseller app on the market. It’s super easy to set up a closet to sell your items for cash and browse thru thousands of gently used and brand nee items, some at 70% below retail.   Right now Poshmark is extending a $10 discount to our listeners on your first purchase!  Just use invite code dysfunction10 when you sign up! Invite code: dysfunction10 • Hella Infused  High quality handmade and lab tested CBD infused products. Support local Black woman owned, independent business! Right now Hella Infused is adding a CBD pain oil, CBD honey and CBD sea moss!! Continuing to extend 20% off to our listeners., head over and shop now using code: hellodysfunction at checkout.  hellainfused.com  IG: Instagram.com/hella_infused Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction  Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction  Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com 
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    145: You're Not To Be Trusted

    1:16:08

    Keep you head on a swivel, weirdos are out there. Raising sons isn’t always a great time. Pumpkin season is upon us and tiktok is great for life hacks.  Check out this week’s sponsors!  • DIPSEA Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on!   The characters feel like real people with real life scenarios and new content is added weekly.  If you need to wind down there are also wellness sessions, sensual bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax before you drift off.  Right now Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day trial of full access for our listeners!  Start now at dipseastories.com/dysfunction That’s D I P S E A stories .com/dysfunction  • Hella Infused  High quality handmade lab tested CBD infused products.  Black woman owned/local/independent business! Right now Hella Infused is offering a free gift and 20% off to our listeners. Shop now using code: hellodysfunction at checkout.  hellainfused.com  IG: Instagram.com/hella_infused Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction  Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction  Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com 
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    144: May The Best Pussy Win

    2:02:13

    Please note, this is our first episode recorded separately due to covid. Our quality of sound may have been somewhat compromised. A few updates, a few write  ins…everyone be safe and thank you for listening!  Check out this week’s sponsors!  • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO • Poshmark  The seasons are changing, we’re ready to clean out our closets and grab some new items for fall!  Poshmark is the best reseller app on the market right now. It’s super easy to set up a closet to sell your items for cash and browse thru thousands of gently used and brand nee items at 70% below retail.   Right now Poshmark is extending a $10 discount to our listeners on your first purchase!  Just use invite code dysfunction10 when you sign up! Invite code: dysfunction10 • Hella Infused  High quality handmade lab tested CBD infused products.  Black woman owned/local/independent business! Right now Hella Infused is offering a free gift and 20% off to our listeners. Shop now using code: hellodysfunction at checkout.  hellainfused.com  IG: Instagram.com/hella_infused Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction  Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction  Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com 
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    143: Dumb, Dumber, And a Baby

    1:32:48

    Crystal Barbie wasn’t real, call her Crystal hot tits. Everyone needs to explode sometimes. HSP explains a lot. PeePee is doing much better, Natalia made everyone early valentines. Check the dates on all snacks always.  Check out this week’s sponsors!  • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO • DIPSEA Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on!   The characters feel like real people with real life scenarios and new content is added weekly.  If you need to wind down there are also wellness sessions, sensual bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax before you drift off.  Right now Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day trial of full access for our listeners!  Start now at dipseastories.com/dysfunction That’s D I P S E A stories .com/dysfunction  • Hella Infused  High quality handmade lab tested CBD infused products.  Black woman owned/local/independent business! Right now Hella Infused is offering a free gift and 20% off to our listeners. Shop now using code: hellodysfunction at checkout.  hellainfused.com  IG: Instagram.com/hella_infused Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction  Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction  Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com 
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    142: Let's Joust

    1:15:58

    Bunny had her first fight, Crystal ate some bad food, Pata Fria is loving store deliveries and curbside service. When was the last time you ran full speed? Stay your asses off the milk crates and race play kinks are unfortunately a thing.  Check out this week’s sponsors!  • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO • DIPSEA Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on!   The characters feel like real people with real life scenarios and new content is added weekly.  If you need to wind down there are also wellness sessions, sensual bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax before you drift off.  Right now Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day trial of full access for our listeners!  Start now at dipseastories.com/dysfunction That’s D I P S E A stories .com/dysfunction  Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction  Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction  Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com 
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    141: Creamies

    1:15:19

    Happy Birthday Crystal, fussy babies and the first day of school. Don’t eat chocolate in the bed and does anyone know how long plan B lasts?  Check out this week’s sponsors!  • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO • Hella Infused  High quality handmade lab tested CBD infused products.  Black woman owned/local/independent business! Right now Hella Infused is offering a free gift and 20% off to our listeners. Shop now using code: hellodysfunction at checkout.  hellainfused.com  IG: Instagram.com/hella_infused Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction  Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction  Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com 
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    140: And I Wasn't On Drugs

    1:15:21

    Crystal got embarrassed at Alpha Beta and has ugly nails. Pata Fria is a lonely girl, but don’t marry your cousin or your child. Starbucks is really slackin so thank god for Orbit Coffee!  Check out this week’s sponsors!  • DIPSEA Dipsea is an audio app full of short, sexy stories designed to turn you on!   The characters feel like real people with real life scenarios and new content is added weekly.  If you need to wind down there are also wellness sessions, sensual bedtime stories and soundscapes to help you relax before you drift off.  Right now Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day trial of full access for our listeners!  Start now at dipseastories.com/dysfunction That’s D I P S E A stories .com/dysfunction  • Hella Infused  High quality handmade lab tested CBD infused products.  Black woman owned/local/independent business! Right now Hella Infused is offering a free gift and 20% off to our listeners. Shop now using code: hellodysfunction at checkout.  hellainfused.com  IG: Instagram.com/hella_infused Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction  Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction  Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com 
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    139: Meat Sweats

    1:41:39

    PMS is killing us. Was Crystal actually a southern woman in a past life? America’s eating habits are embarrassing. Don’t wait for the stink.  Check out this week’s sponsors!  • BetterHelp Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO • Hella Infused  High quality handmade lab tested CBD infused products.  Black woman owned/local/independent business! Right now Hella Infused is offering a free gift and 20% off to our listeners. Shop now using code: hellodysfunction at checkout.  hellainfused.com  IG: Instagram.com/hella_infused Join our Patreon!! Patreon.com/hellodysfunction  Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/hellodysfunction  Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com 

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