Welcome to Ha Ha Land, THE Hollywood How-To Podcast where Hollywood’s most shining aspiring starlets (Hanna Dickinson, Bernie Leed, and Kristen Laffey) almost definitely never interview industry luminaries, A-list stars and big screen big wigs in their quest for Tinseltown Takeover™️!
Intactivists almost featuring Alan Cumming
51:16Hanna, Kristen and Bernie almost talk to Alan Cumming about Traitors, being an Intactivist and subliminal messages. The gang also dishes about Avril Lavigne and their own personal traitors. What do the McDonald's arches really mean? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.
Overnight Superstar almost featuring Reneé Rapp
47:06Bernie, Hanna and Kristen almost talk to Reneé Rapp about her rise from Broadway star to mainstream pop star. They also discuss Kristen attending Sundance, Hanna having a new year crisis and Bernie drinking Jacob Elordi bathwater. Was there beef with Reneé leaving Sex Lives of College Girls? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.
Lifetime's Scandoval almost featuring Gypsy Rose Blanchard
42:27Hanna, Bernie and Kristen are back for season 2! They almost talk to Gypsy Rose Blanchard about her productivity in prison from writing a book, locking down a husband and an abundant amount of self-work. The gang also talks Lifetime movies, cruises and the name Gypsy. What are Gypsy stans called? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.
Scottsdale Famous almost featuring Emma Stone
37:05Hanna, Bernie and Kristen almost talk to Emma Stone about her new role in Poor Things, her preferred hair color and David Blaine's painful magic trick. They also discuss Kristen going to Sundance and Hanna going to Vermont. Who did Emma Stone poom poom in the trailer with? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.
Isn't Not Gay almost featuring Bradley Cooper
37:03Bernie, Hanna and Kristen almost chat with Bradley Cooper about his sobriety, his sexuality and his latest role as Leonard Bernstein. The gang also discusses their favorite Bradley Cooper movie and whether or not he's really decorating with Gigi Hadid. Did Coop finger Lady Gaga at the piano? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.
America's Mother almost featuring Martha Stewart
42:41Bernie, Hanna and Kristen humble brag about Hanna's McDonald's commercial and investigate Snoop Dogg's newfound sobriety. The gang also discusses their prison reputations, a perfect night out with Martha Stewart, and the made-for-TV movies about Martha Stewart's bad girl lifestyle. Who is the millennial Martha Stewart? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.
F@*% Me in the Eye almost featuring Jacob Elordi
40:05Bernie and Kristen turn Hanna into a homophobe as they discuss catching dick and Singles day. They talk about mean Youtube comments, dating for money and douchebags using their mothers as nice guy beards. The gang also gets into class warfare, getting bamboozled by Olivia Jade and INCEL behavior of Joker fans. What is the Bush Tele? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.
Cardi B Whippits almost featuring Mariah Carey
44:46Hanna, Bernie and Kristen talk about what holidays they would be royalty of, Cardi B's vodka whipped cream and the different eras of Mariah Carey. They also discuss Hanna's new antidepressants, the erection of the clit, and Mariah Carey's talent rider. Fuck, marry, kill Josh Groban, Mariah Carey, and Michael Buble? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.
The Original Silly Hot Girl almost featuring Heidi Klum
36:02Kristen, Bernie and Hanna chat Heidi's Halloween bash, the truth about ghosts, and their personal lingerie lines. Bernie pitches his new line of gender neutral leotards called "Tards!" The gang also dishes about past jobs that they weren't qualified for. What do you call a bunch of lesbians locked in a room? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.
Building a Resume almost featuring Bad Bunny
40:28Kristen, Bernie and Hanna talk about Bernie's new ear cuff, Bad Bunny's net worth, and their WWE names. The gang also dish about their favorite Soundcloud rappers, Bad Bunny's sexuality, and old posts that will inevitably ruin each of them. Are Bad Bunny and Kendall Jenner in love? Find out this week on Ha Ha Land.