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Australia’s fave man Jack Karlson known for his ‘succulent chinese meal’ and ‘democracy manifest’ is speaking out for the first time since his iconically hilarious arrest back in the 90s. We’re so glad he chose us to break his silence with over some sweet and sour pork.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s the one thing that we think we can all agree is completely unAustralian and a disgrace. This is the most unAustralian thing you can do – it’s not passing up a sausage sandwich from Bunnings or eating a meat pie with a knife and fork, it’s something even worse... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s giving iconic and hilarious. A true Aussie battler has tampered with his number plate to try and get around the expensive requirements needed to do mainies. Plus we’ve got the latest update on Justin Timberlake’s arrest for drink driving and Snoop Dogg’s marriage. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Okaaaay what????? Ari G has been torn to pieces by the internet after slipping into her real voice mid interview. Laughing and talking at a normal sounding ocatve, Ariana then realizes what she’s done and slips back into her high pitch tone leaving all of us stunned and conufsed af. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We are shaking in our little Swiftie boots. Joe Alwyn finally broke his silence on his breakup with Taylor Swift after 6 years and dropped a huge bombshell. We honestly can’t believe this but Joe has confirmed that The Black Dog from The Tortured Poet’s Department deemed to be about him, is actually not. We reveal what he said and who we now think the song could actually be about and why.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can you imagine a world without Grant Denyer in it? We don’t want to tbh. Grant told us the craziest and scariest story about his brush with death after a skydiving stunt on live television went horribly awry! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Patrick from Offspring to Maggie Doyle from Blue Heelers we’re going through the most traumatic Aussie TV deaths that shaped us. Plus we’ve just realized that we have been saying Temu wrong this whole time, which is embarrassing because we’ve been saying it a LOT. And a woman has rejected over 5000 date offers for one, or should we say one million, reasons. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We attempted to break the world record for the most balloons popped with a person’s bum in 30 seconds. Kate unfortunately got the task of being the bum and the rest of the team got the task of blowing up the balloons. So did Kate break the world record?! There was a lot of squattin and a lot of poppin! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s everyone’s worst nightmare – getting caught watching something naughty. You’d hope to leave that in your teenage years but for Kate she was busted on a flight recently watching something a little bit racy. And do you want to live forever? Wippa does and has a plan on how he’s going to get there but we’re not entirely sure it’s going to work out for him...  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We shouldn’t laugh but we are. A famous singer out of the US has been put in a strait-jacket after the hospital didn’t believe he was really who he was saying he was. In his filed lawsuit said celeb said he told staffers about security concerns due to fans and stalkers but that made the hospital staff think he was mentally ill, restrained him and ordered a psychiatric evaluation. SOS.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.