620: Get Ready With Me!!

We FINALLY get an update on Cavern of the Pig Emperor: Christmas:: The Santa Saga, sure to be the defining album of Duncan's career! This episode is brought to you by: Check out squarespace.com/DUNCAN for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: DUNCAN to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Go to Quince.com/Duncan for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns! For a limited time, Ridge is having their huge Holiday Sale. Head to Ridge.com to GET UP TO 47% OFF your order.

Ryan Bledsoe, UAP experiencer and host of Bledsoe Said So, re-joins the DTFH! You can learn more about Bledsoe Said So and listen/subscribe on their website, BledsoeSaidSo.com. You can also follow Ryan on X and Instagram! This episode is brought to you by: Give your loved ones a unique keepsake you’ll all cherish for years—Storyworth Memoirs! Right now, save $10 or more during their Holiday sale when you go to Storyworth.com/Duncan! Amentara (formerly Minnesota Nice Ethnobotanicals) invites you to dive into this world of natural magic—head to Amentara.com/go/Duncan and use code DUNCAN22 for 22% off your first order!  Get your first month of BlueChew FREE Just use promo code DUNCAN at checkout and pay five bucks for shipping. That’s it. Head to BlueChew.com for details and safety info. 

Live from Skankfest New Orleans with Tom O'Neill (author of CHAOS: Charles Manson, the CIA, and the Secret History of the Sixties), Kurt Metzger, and Greg Fitzsimmons! CHAOS is now a documentary on Netflix! Click to watch Chaos: The Manson Murders, or get the book, CHAOS: Charles Manson, the CIA, and the Secret History of the Sixties. Go see Greg Fitzsimmons live! You can find all of his upcoming dates on his site, GregFitzsimmons.com. This episode is brought to you by: This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/duncan and get on your way to being your best self. Head to TrueClassic.com/DUNCAN to grab the perfect gift for everyone on your list! Check out squarespace.com/DUNCAN for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: DUNCAN to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

TODAY IS THE DAY! THE DAY IS NOW! A THREE-EYED ATLAS BESTRIDES THE GLOBE ITSELF! We discuss the recent NASA press conference about a weird comet in space. Join us! You can learn more about 3I/ATLAS, including a timeline of its discovery up to the present, on NASA's site. The DTFH is going on break this week for Thanksgiving! Our next episode drops the first week of December. See you then! This episode is brought to you by: Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code DUNCAN, bet five bucks and get $200 in bonus bets if your bet wins! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/duncan and get on your way to being your best self. Give your loved ones a unique keepsake you’ll all cherish for years—Storyworth Memoirs! Right now, save $10 or more during their Holiday sale when you go to Storyworth.com/Duncan!

RamDev (AKA Dale Borglum), contemporary of Ram Dass and founder of the Living/Dying Project, re-joins the DTFH! Check out the Living/Dying Project for more information on RamDev's organization, which provides compassionate support to those facing life-threatening illnesses, and ways you can help! Florida family! Duncan is coming to Tampa! Come see him at Side Splitters Comedy Club, November 21-22. Click here to get your tickets now. Don't miss this one! Duncan is riddled with blood worms, so these are going to be his last shows of 2025! Thank you, and we love you!! This episode is brought to you by: For a limited time, Ridge is having their huge Black Friday Sale. Head to Ridge.com to GET UP TO 47% OFF your order. Check out squarespace.com/DUNCAN for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: DUNCAN to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Go to Quince.com/Duncan for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns!

Turkey is a scam! Heed not God's sunk-cost fallacy! Man was not meant to eat avian flesh! No good can come of eating a dinosaur. Florida family! Duncan is coming to Tampa! Come see him at Side Splitters Comedy Club, November 21-22. Click here to get your tickets now. Don't miss this one! Duncan has accepted the Dark Gift, so these are some of his last shows of 2025! Thank you, and we love you!! This episode is brought to you by: Don’t wait — cross those names off your list before the rush. To get 15% off your next gift, go to UncommonGoods.com/DUNCAN! Uncommon Goods. We’re all out of the ordinary. Check out squarespace.com/DUNCAN for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: DUNCAN to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Head to TrueClassic.com/DUNCAN to grab the perfect gift for everyone on your list! Amentara (formerly Minnesota Nice Ethnobotanicals) invites you to dive into this world of natural magic—head to Amentara.com/go/Duncan and use code DUNCAN22 for 22% off your first order! 

The DTFH in partnership with National Local Community Public Radio presents: Beef Gully (formerly Meat Canyon, potentially Coldcut Gorge) Episode 2. Florida family! Duncan is coming to Tampa! Come see him at Side Splitters Comedy Club, November 21-22. Click here to get your tickets now. Don't miss this one! Duncan has offended the Heavens and will have to endure Lightning Tribulation soon, so these are some of his last shows of 2025! Thank you, and we love you!! This episode is brought to you by: Get your first month of BlueChew FREE Just use promo code DUNCAN at checkout and pay five bucks for shipping. That’s it. Head to BlueChew.com for details and safety info.  Go to get.stash.com/DUNCAN to see how you can receive TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures. That’s get.stash.com/DUNCAN. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/duncan and get on your way to being your best self.

Oz Pearlman, the most famous mentalist alive, joins the DTFH! Check out Oz's new book, Read Your Mind! Oz is the first recipient of the DTFH's exalted Four Golden Stars of Coolness, and you owe it to yourself to read his book! St. Louis family! Duncan is headed your way next! Come see him at Helium Comedy Club, November 6-8. As always click here to get your tickets right now. We love seeing you out on the road! Thank you!! This episode is brought to you by: This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/duncan and get on your way to being your best self. Minnesota Nice now has genuine Amanita Muscaria in stock, AKA Blue Lotus! Head to mnniceethno.com/duncan and use code DUNCAN22 for 22% off your order! Get 15% off your next gift! Just go to UncommonGoods.com/DUNCAN. Don't miss out on this limited-time offer. Uncommon Goods. We’re all out of the ordinary. Go to get.stash.com/DUNCAN to see how you can receive TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures. That’s get.stash.com/DUNCAN.

Experience the catharsis of dark corners with your ol' pal Duncan and his passel of fine trufflin' hogs! St. Louis family! Duncan is headed your way next! Come see him at Helium Comedy Club, November 6-8. As always click here to get your tickets right now. We love seeing you out on the road! Thank you!! This episode is brought to you by: Check out squarespace.com/DUNCAN for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: DUNCAN to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Join the thousands of parents who trust Fabric to help protect their family. Apply today in just minutes at MeetFabric.com/DUNCAN! Your season starts now. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code DUNCAN. That’s code DUNCAN to get $300 in bonus bets instantly when you place your first bet of $5 or more—plus over $200 off NFL Sunday Ticket from YouTube and YouTubeTV.

Robert Ryan, world-renowned tattoo artist and one of the most disciplined spiritualists Duncan knows, re-joins the DTFH! Check out some of Robert's incredible prints, books, and even his custom tarot deck on his site: Raking Light Projects! Portland family! Duncan is coming to Oregon, October 23-25 at Helium Comedy Club! Click here to get your tickets now. Thank you, and we love you!! This episode is brought to you by: Go to Quince.com/Duncan for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns! For a limited time, our listeners get 10% off at Ridge by using code DUNCAN at checkout. Just head to Ridge.com and use code DUNCAN and you’re all set! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/duncan and get on your way to being your best self.