Deep Dreams

Keigo, the Clojure master, with a background in vegetable behavioral management and root vegetable protocols, takes on the evil Mr Potato Head, who wants to wants to steal all the potato heads.

Edward Snowden, an aversion to keeping harmful secrets, an enchanted forest, bugs, computers, and much, much more.

What happens when you're terrified that your entire life may be governed by your unconscious desire to be controlled and limited in your choices? Archie the armadillo is about to find out, mispronouncing the names of Zizek and Lacan along the way! What use is not being afraid of anything except unfreedom itself, when you lack the very language to express how unfree you are to be unafraid of everything except your very unfreedom? This question, and more, will be answered in today's episode of Deep Dreams.

Hercules, the tiny ant, always loved balancing his checkbook. He loved it so much, that he became the exchequer of the Queen Bee. Unfortunately, he had trouble getting his finances to line up. After many trials and tribulations, which are described in this episode in excruciating detail, Hercules became an account ant.

Something about three mice and cheese and global corporations. I don't know, I didn't listen to it.

Do you know about the knight Elon Musk, who killed the dragon Tweeter, and then squandered the treasure on bad cryptocurrency investments? Well, get ready to fall asleep hearing about it. I tried to avoid any similarity to real people or situations, but I think ChatGPT was having none of that.

Did you know that foxes were the smartest animals in the animal kingdom? Did you also know that they detest neutrality? Well, they do, and there is no greater enemy to the foxes than the country of Switzerland. This is the story of one fox who decided to take matters into his own hands, and brought Switzerland before the International Court of Justice, to stand trial for its lack of crimes.

Gilgamesh does what Gilgamesh does best: Make friends and fight beasts.

King Sigurd invades the kingdom of Denmark, leads his army to great victory, and joins NASA to become the first man to walk on the moon and meet Robert A. Heinlein.

"Therefore, Prince Jack cut three crosswise lines across her forehead to mark her for what she was: one for going off with her grand-daughter after giving up Red Ridinghood for dead and setting out for France with Candy-Cane; second crosswise line was for going off and romancing with James after moving from Pennsylvania to Virginia; and third crosswise line was when she broke all contact with her daughter in France and swore never to speak with Candy-Cane again."