Dead Horse

A new Dead Horse episode?? Omg?? The horses discuss Spy Kids 5, the Netflix release that everyone remembers and can't stop talkin about. Dixon wears a very detailed hat and Becky gets Huluween tattooed on her forehead.

SEASON FINALE! The Horses ride off into the sunset, taking one last trip with Jesse & Celine in the Before Trilogy's final (?) installment, Before Midnight. The 2013 romantic drama picks up with Jesse & Celine in their early 40's, as they break out into an argument that will test the fabric of their entire relationship. The Horses discuss arguing with partners, the inherent challenges of building a relationship and being alive, divorce, and what it takes to believe in love against all odds. Is love meant to last forever? Can it? What does that take? Lots of "Lmao's" and "Rofl's" in this episode of our comedy and film podcast.

Dead Horse's experiment with reviewing good movies for grownups continues, with Richard Linklater's 2004 masterpiece "Before Sunset." Julie Delpy & Ethan Hawke return, co-writing the script for a real-time romantic drama that makes an artistic case for sequels. How do I write a funny summary about this one god damb. We reviewed three movies about killer sharks and this movie is more riveting and high-stakes than all of them combined. Love is real. Movies are good, actually. 

The horses are back to discuss: an actually...good movie? We jump into some heavier themes like... what is love? What does it mean to be a young person in 1995? Are cellphones good, or maybe are they prisons? Is Ethan Hawke a hot romantic guy or an annoying baby who is totally blowing it? Is Julie Delpy...better than everyone?  

Do you wish public schools would be abolished? Do godless liberals make you want to descend on the Capitol to protect our children? Do you wear matching pajama sets to bed like a cartoon character? Then you'll LOVE God's Not Dead: We The People, the fourth and most openly deranged entry of the series! Come for Pastor Dave's surfer hair, stay for the fascist dogwhistles! HE'S ROARING!!!!

thank you youve helped a old womans faith to grow in these trying times. Jesus is coming soon. my son was 5 years old when he spoke in tongues and his favorite verse was Revelation 22;20 . blblblblblbl

It's time to take up a third of our lecture time for three weeks worth of classes because you refused to sign the agreement that constitutes 30% of your final grade everyone-- it's GOD'S NOT DEAD! The horses and special guest David Parker kick off a heinous new miniseries with a bang, poring over the execrable first entry of the hate-filled fundie franchise. Be sure to text 100 of your friends about this podcast while you're listening to it.

Say "boo" at your best friend and watch him absolutely freak out, watch him react like you cheated on your wife with his wife-- it's Casper's Scare School! The horses and special guest Stephen Jones dissect the final flick in casper's filmed ouvre; it's... not unpleasant! I'd give it a thumbs-up but like a half-committed one. Maybe I'd even follow up the the thumbs-up by saying "well, y'know" to indicate that the thumb is compromised. 

The Horses welcome actor and horse-friend Jenna Kray to the stable, then get loopy trying to figure out what the deal is with Uncles. CASPER MEETS WENDY asks a lot of questions, but Becky, PJ, Jenna, and Dixon mostly choose to ignore those and posit their own-- are rams male? 

Get your uncles out of wherever you keep them folks-- it's CASPER: A SPIRITED BEGINNING! Becky, Dixon, PJ and comedian Shaunak Godkhindi pore over this direct-to-video debacle with a fine-tooth comb and try to figure out what led to the most precipitous drop in quality from one film to another in Dead Horse History (no joke; it involves the IDF).