Coffee With a Shot of Cynicism

We're not quite ready to embark on our season 5 journey so here's a bonus episode to tide you over. We're talking about queer characters, Dave Rygalski, wordle, diverse and lazy writers' rooms, and future Gilmore considerations.

We're joined by Insider's Samantha Grindell (@sam_grindell) to recap all things season 4!

It's been a long season but we made it! The will-they-won't-they storyline between Lorelai and Luke is finally here - but it did it live up to your expectations? Rory and Dean are doing something naughty, in more ways than one - but is Rory really to blame? Emily and Richard finally spill their secret - but do we really care?

Family dynamics are on full display in the penultimate episode of the season! Everyone just wants to brush everything under the rug and never talk about it again. Well, tough! Lorelai and Luke are getting their very special moment and it is perfection. Rory and Jess are having a less perfect moment, but the tears are rolling freely. Excuse us while we go scream into a pillow! Why, Amy!?

We hate (not really) to keep coming back to Jess, but it's kinda hard when ASP makes him such a big part of the episode. Lorelai's feeling down about her relationship's demise, while Luke is on the hunt for a relationship of his own. When Paris finally realizes that she's not about that Geezer Life, said geezer pulls her back in with his tricks and schemes. And who would have thought that two married kids with no income or plan to speak of would be having marital problems! Certainly not I!

We're confronting everyone this week! Jason is left stranded when Richard tries to protect his family, and Lorelai is put in a tough spot. Paris is slowly unraveling when it comes to Asher and we get to the bottom of their relationship and the power imbalance between them. Lane yells at New Lane and feels left behind.

A Friday Night Dinner scene with the most pointless conversation reveals something much deeper about the show and its relationships. A second dinner with old friends turns sour when Floyd decides to sue Richard and Jason. Carole, you're a shady bitch! You knew all along! What happens when an 18-year-old gets married right out of high school and you're still pining for your ex? Dean happens! Jeffrey's also teaching you about what soap operas and Amy Sherman-Palladino have in common.

It's Paris' trip and we're all just along for the ride! We're talking about all things Spring Break and how it's portrayed in American media. We are once again pleading with you to reconsider your Jason opinions because he really is the best boyfriend Lorelai has every had up until this point. And you asked us to talk about the latest episode of Scott Patterson's podcast and, against our better judgment, we're doing it.

The Original Lorelai Gilmore dies leaving behind her a path of destruction that has only been matched by a category 5 hurricane. How much does Emily Gilmore have to take!?

The brilliance of season 4 strikes again! This week's episode is all about Emily Gilmore and her obvious (to us) depression and feelings of inadequacy. That final scene in the episode is *chef's kiss!*. We're also taking a closer look at Dean, since the writers insist on shoving him down our throats, and Jeffrey makes a somewhat accurate analogy. Were you afforded sick days as a child? No? Neither were we! We're also sharing childhood stories that involve surgery.