Heaven Can't Wait - 9x06

#️⃣What’s up loyal viewers! It's the ghostfacers here, investigating the epicly creepy #thinman who is so 100% real and killing people in town and we are the only two who can face it... ghostface it! Don't confabulate us with any imitators we are the real deal, no the "lose-chesters" aren't stealing the spot light this week, and that’s the truth, no lies here. ---Support us on Ko-fi or Patreon: carryingwayward.comMusic by Jake LionheartAdditional sound editing by Jacqueline TucciAudio provided by zapsplat.com

👻A haunting in the brothers’ safe haven, but this spook is sending them to save a hostage from Crowley. Sam delivers awful news, Dean get saved by a badass mom, and Cas is definitely *not* starting a cult! Will inertia keep everyone in their status quo or will this week's events push anyone out of their comfort zone?---Support us on Ko-fi or Patreon: carryingwayward.comMusic by Jake LionheartAdditional sound editing by Jacqueline TucciAudio provided by zapsplat.com

🧘‍♀️It’s a wellness retreat, where the juice is green and the cupping is cursed. Sam’s eating kale, Dean’s recognizing roofies way too fast (we’ll talk about it…), “wellness” is a capitalist scam, and the monster is the least fatphobic person here. Also, DONNA.---Support us on Ko-fi or Patreon: carryingwayward.comMusic by Jake LionheartAdditional sound editing by Jacqueline TucciAudio provided by zapsplat.com

🐺GARTH IS BACK AND HE’S A WEREWOLF?? He’s got a wife, a pack, a religion, and honestly better work-life balance than the Winchesters ever will. Dean’s allergic to growth, Sam’s setting boundaries (finally), and dinner gets complicated. Found family, but make it furry.---Support us on Ko-fi or Patreon: carryingwayward.comMusic by Jake LionheartAdditional sound editing by Jacqueline TucciAudio provided by zapsplat.com

❄️We’re jingling into your feed with a tiny lil episode stuffed FULL of holiday chaos: our live event holiday schedule is here! We’ve got A Very SPN Christmas, we’ve got baking, we’ve got cartoons, and absolutely zero chill. All the festive details are in the minisode! So listen and mark your calendars!

🥜This week’s theme is destiny, or as we call it, “Dean Winchester’s Roman Empire.” Crowley’s flirting, Cain’s biblical trauma dumping, Cas misses PB&J, and Dean’s out here saying yes to cursed marks like it’s self-care 🙃---Support us on Ko-fi or Patreon: carryingwayward.comMusic by Jake LionheartAdditional sound editing by Jacqueline TucciAudio provided by zapsplat.com

🔥Dean’s got guilt, Cas’s got empathy kink, and Sam’s got trauma that’s not even his fault. The theme is CONSEQUENCES, the vibe is yearning in a trench coat, and every choice Dean’s ever made is staring him in the face (blue-eyed, wings singed, still choosing him).---Support us on Ko-fi or Patreon: carryingwayward.comMusic by Jake LionheartAdditional sound editing by Jacqueline TucciAudio provided by zapsplat.com

🕊️Drew and Marie discuss identity! Sam’s losing time, Dean’s losing track of his lies, Cas is losing his tolerance after ONE beer, and Metatron is just losing. Oh, and surprise! Zeke is actually Gadreel. Also, Kevin deserved better 💔---Support us on Ko-fi or Patreon: carryingwayward.comMusic by Jake LionheartAdditional sound editing by Jacqueline TucciAudio provided by zapsplat.com

💍Let’s talk purity, aka patriarchy, white supremacy & heteronormativity wrapped in a “promise ring.” The brothers sign purity contracts, Dean immediately makes the whole purity group horny, and Sam gets called dead inside. Um RUDE???---Support us on Ko-fi or Patreon: carryingwayward.comMusic by Jake LionheartAdditional sound editing by Jacqueline TucciAudio provided by zapsplat.com

🎸This week’s theme is Hobson’s Choice, aka pick the horse or pick nothing, and Dean picked trauma 🙃 This king of messy breakups shows up at yet ANOTHER ex’s workplace smirking, John ruins everything again, and Sam’s… there. Moose vibes only 🫎---Support us on Ko-fi or Patreon: carryingwayward.comMusic by Jake LionheartAdditional sound editing by Jacqueline TucciAudio provided by zapsplat.com