Cast 675: Beef Gets Old

In this episode, Beef begins to understand that getting old is something that is happening to him. Also, news and cat talk.

Let's face it, this isn't the worst thing you've caught us doing. In this case, not even close, since what we're doing is making you a show! Our Aura is bussin, no cap!

We all set aside a little extra for certain things. For some folks, it's a night out; for our crew, it's a Nair budget to combat wookie booty. I'll leave it to you to decide what's important for yourselves. Also, Rita wants to sample Jake's meat, and Beef is okay with that.

Listen, records on vinyl are terrible. We all know this. Do not support this madness the guys have with grooves in a black disc. Digital is where it's at. That is all.

Have you ever wondered why aliens are sexy? I think it's cuz they know how to bring it. I can't prove that in any way, but I do believe it's true, just saying. This has nothing to do with what the show is about this week; I'm just wondering aloud - or atype as the case may be. 

How do you eat donuts and corn on the cob? I bet you aren't the pro Beef is. His style points and corn-eating dance are a sight to behold. We don't have it on video, but Rita assures us it's amazing.

I don't know you guys; sometimes I orgasm so hard I lose my hearing, said no woman ever. I want to add that if this is happening to you, perhaps it's not intercourse you are having that's the problem? Maybe put the jackhammer down? Either way, the crew tackles this issue and many more this time around. Join us!

We are like a nice, well-cared-for classic Pinto. Not everyone's cup of tea, but interesting. Just don't hit us from the back. Also, our safety restraint system is broken. 

You really haven't lived until Beef admits Zardoz is his man-candy. True of us all, really. However, be warned, it's a lot.

What happens when we hit that special number? Well, I'm not sure, but it seems to be completely caffeine-related or at least that what it looks like from this angle.