Ep650 - Unpurifi3d The Ramblings of a Black Queer Christian

We start off with the Steel Toe Morning Show because Keanu, Chrissie, and KarmicX showed up on Alex Stein’s show and he commented on Aaron. For once Aaron played a clip and we quickly learn why he doesn’t do that. After Alex makes fun of him, Aaron decides what Alex was actually thinking and why he didn’t actually mean that. Aaron also missed the goal and couldn’t console himself.  Adam Busch was checking out Michael Ray Bower, aka Donkey Lips, as he continues to do nothing to improve his situation in life while begging for money, alcohol, and tacos. Stuttering John decided to give a full history of everything that led to our current lolsuit and we point out everything he’s lying about and leaving out. Opie seems to need money but one thing he doesn’t need is Ron the Waiter as a friend and he really lets Ron know it. It’s just a matter of time until Ron is team WATP. Megan joins us for a round of “Is It Gay?” and Annie is on for the game “To Poke A Dabbler.” We read some recent reviews and Spotify comments then listen to your voicemails. Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week’s episode is star-studded starting with a Dave Landau standup set. Then we’re joined by Drew Lane, Dave Landau, and Marc Fellhauer to review High Low with Emrata featuring a vocal fry infused conversation between Emily Ratajkowski and Julia Fox. Vinnie Paulino brings a cop cam from Michigan with an amazing twist. Jen, Trucker Andy, and Lucy join us to check out Stuttering John getting trolled by Vince for two hours straight on his show. Drew, BranDon McAfee, and Mike Wolters talk about Joe Rogan with Carrot Top and the parallels between StutJo and Carrot Top. Dave and Chuck the Freak is still on the air for some reason and Eric Zane breaks down how boring they are with Lucy and Vinnie. In memoriam includes Gary in SD, Lisa Boswell, King Cobra, Skimask, Aaron’s dignity, Zane’s boner, and Opie’s family. BranDon, Vinnie, and Andy come on to chat about Aaron Imholte getting called out for using the Charlie Kirk assassination for money and going hard at Anthony Cumia (instead of taking some self-inventory). We finish up with another round of To Poke A Dabbler with Jen, Vinnie, and Andy. Oh, and Producer Chris was there the whole time, too.  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’re joined by Drew Lane and Mike Wolters at the top of the show to discuss Howard Stern’s return and announcement that nothing has changed. Wow, Opie got that completely wrong (shocker). Opie is bragging about his math skills and being a celebrity in college. But the big reveal is that Opie is embarrassed about the mattress that was sent to Gebhard’s by a WATP fan for Ron the Waiter. Will Ron ever get to bring that thing home? Stuttering John reveals more about his lonely life of day drinking and bothering people. He brings on Clearwater Chad and when CWC sticks up for himself, John has no choice but to remove him from the stream so that John can argue with a guy who isn’t there. Adam breaks down the top 5 best and worst things about Chrissie Mayr’s Content Hotel. Then we discuss all the heat that Mersh is getting as he victory laps all over the internet. Aaron Imholte on Steel Toe criticized how I run my live show and agreed with Keanu’s take. Of course Aaron and Keanu are two people who really know how to put on a live event (that was sarcasm). Megan and Annie join us for another round of “Is It Gay?”, Cardiff submits a special “To Poke A Dabbler,” we read recent reviews, and listen to your voicemails.  Drew Lane's show - https://www.youtube.com/@TheDrewLaneShow/  Mike Wolter's show - https://www.youtube.com/@TDC_Podcast   Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After getting a little bit of sleep, Adam, Chris, Jen, and I went over to the streaming room at Chrissie Mayr's Content Hotel to go over John's drunken stream from the night before. This episode is a bit different than usual. We go through Stuttering John’s two shows from Friday that came before and after his date that was over two hours from his house and resulted in zero sex. Anthony Cumia hops on to discuss his time at the WABC gala the night before and chat about Joe Piscopo, StutJo, and Opie. Megan comes on with another round of “Is It Gay?” Also, Chrissie drops by to discuss everything that was going on at the content hotel over the past few days.  Anthony Cumia’s network - https://censored.tv/ Chrissie’s YouTube page - https://www.youtube.com/user/ChrissieMayr  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are live in the Catskills at Chrissie Mayr’s Content Hotel talkin’ Toe! Chrissie joins us (and Keanu yells from the crowd) as we breakdown Aaron gloating about his subreddit getting banned. Also, Aaron has herpes, so that’s pretty funny.  Adam, Chris, and I go on to listen to Mersh explain that the event we are performing at sucks. Opie is back in NYC with his buddy Matt and rubs their friendship Ron the Waiter’s face. Jen explains that Adam was interviewed by Joey C but actually it was the other way around. Lucy Tightbox joins the show to discuss Stuttering John’s eating soup bit. We wrap up with a listener joining us for a round of To Poke A Dabbler. Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bill Maher is getting some pretty big guests who don’t do a lot of interviews lately. This week he has comedy legend Woody Allen and Bill decides to tell Woody all about himself. Does Woody agree? Not really. But that never slows Bill down.  Adam Busch is on to help us decide if AI will allow Woody Allen to live forever. We started with “Is It Gay?” to accommodate Megan’s schedule. Aaron on Steel Toe got $300 and screams at people who aren’t watching; the man is cracking. Stuttering John decides to come back yet again and attempts to clown Anthony Cumia. That was a bad decision because Anthony came back and gave John a proper dressing down and really put him in his place. Opie is back in NYC and he’s getting reacquainted with the neighborhood by bothering a homeless guy, harassing a young girl who is making a video, and looking for used mattresses for Ron the Waiter. We finish up with Annie playing a round of “To Poke a Dabbler,” a reminder of Gary in San Diego’s voicemails, and many tributes to Gary from our callers.  Tickets on sale for WATP with Anthony Cumia at The Villa Roma Resort in Callicoon, New York on September 5th – ⁠http://watplive.com/ ⁠ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/vzrJ3QJyVK0  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we’re learning about Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond, the annoying hosts of a show that no one could possibly care about. Their energy levels are all over the place and Harp couldn’t be more annoying. It’s a bad sign when Gabby isn’t the obnoxious one. Doug from Good Times Great Movies and Lucy Tightbox from Once Over with Cayley join us to try to figure out where Vienna is located. Alex Stein talks to Michael Malice about Steel Toe. Corey Feldman tells a story on SiriusXM that is absolutely INSANE! Lucy explains why Meghan Markle is one of the most hated women in the world as we break down a recent interview to promote her Netflix show. Stuttering John is so deep in the Dabbleverse already that he’s playing clips of Pat Dixon watching Karmic and Felicia and then talks to Clay Dabbler about how Kevin Brennan is a jerk. I hate that I wrote that sentence. We play another round of To Poke A Dabbler, check out Internet News, discuss Gary in San Diego, and finish up with your voicemails.  Tickets on sale for WATP with Anthony Cumia at The Villa Roma Resort in Callicoon, New York on September 5th – ⁠http://watplive.com/ ⁠ Lucy Tightbox’s show - http://www.onceoverwithcayley.com/ Doug’s show - https://www.youtube.com/@GoodTimesGreatMovies/videos  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We start things off this week with Adam breaking down The Opie and Ron Show. Ron recently saw Jeff Ross and even got to talk to him. Opie doesn’t know how to feel about it because (a) Jeff Ross is still successful and Opie is not and (b) roast comedians are meanies and Opie doesn’t like getting made fun of. Opie shows his true nature when he reveals his solution to make comedy roasts a better product. And spoiler, Ron is not getting laid and never will ever again. Adam Busch then brings in a new segment, “Worst of the Verse” in which he highlights the top 5 worst acting performances this week in the Dabbleverse. We cover AJ Benza discussing the lolsuit, Opie, and Howard Stern. Stuttering John is all the way back in the DV, recording shows everyday and going hard at Kevin Brennan, aka, Pinky. Steel Toe has two hearings on Friday to defend the ridiculous HROs he took out on Nick Rekieta and Patrick Melton. In true Aaron Imholte fashion, he’s extremely cocky about what’s going to happen. Megan and Annie join us as we play a round of “Is It Gay?” followed by Cardiff’s “To Poke a Dabbler.” We finish things off with recent Spotify comments, reviews, and your voicemails.  Tickets on sale for WATP with Anthony Cumia at The Villa Roma Resort in Callicoon, New York on September 5th – ⁠http://watplive.com/ ⁠ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we’re talking about Jiamah Violet. This extra heavy set woman is a black Christian with an extremely unhealthy relationship with Jesus. They have an on again off again relationship. She’s also queer but we have no idea what that means anymore.  Jodie B joins the program to discuss what having a slave taught Jiamah about God. Adam Conover can’t think of one potential joke about Islam. Ray DeVito is giving money to Dark Syde Phil. Frenchie Hana eats breakfast sandwiches and details the receipt for us. Stuttering John was on Stephanie Miller’s show back in the day and all he talks about is getting a boner after taking Viagra. I swear he brings it up on every episode! We check in on old man Opie who’s complaining about the weather and local news and chalk and male cheerleaders and Crack Barrel… it’s a whole thing. We finish up with a round of To Poke A Dabbler, the Internet News, and your voicemails. Tickets on sale for WATP with Anthony Cumia at The Villa Roma Resort in Callicoon, New York on September 5th – ⁠http://watplive.com/ ⁠ Jodie B’s podcast - https://pod.link/1215644886  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we’re starting off with Brendan Schaub learning a brand new life lesson at the age of 42. Did you know it’s okay to not know stuff and admit that you don’t know stuff? Thanks to Bapa for this revelation. Also it’s confirmed, his children are so embarrassed by him! After we watch Bryan Callen call Brendan out for texting during their show, we check out Stuttering John’s latest standup set in Fort Myers. The crowd is mostly his drinking buddies and yet he still gets heckled throughout his set. Sean from Potentially Criminal agrees with me about Stuttering John based on the lolsuit. Steel Toe is hitting goals easily until he’s not and then he is ready to debase himself. Opie thinks he has insider information about Howard Stern’s contract and he can’t wait to dish. Then Ron the Waiter joins the show to reveal the most horrific personal family drama and Opie couldn’t be a worse friend. Megan and Annie join us for the return of “To Poke a Dabbler” followed by a round of “Is It Gay?” We finish up with some recent comments, reviews, and your voicemails.  Tickets on sale for WATP with Anthony Cumia at The Villa Roma Resort in Callicoon, New York on September 5th – ⁠http://watplive.com/ ⁠ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices