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Subscribe to the Thot Topics Patreon for the full episode: patreon.com/thottopics Another entry into the Nick's Unending Misery episode canon! This week, the girls discuss yet another instance of VEHICLE DESTRUCTION and CAR PART THEFT in the totally upside-down world that we live in. Join us as we navigate the hellish labyrinth of INSURANCE, THE SURVEILLANCE STATE, THE NON-EMERGENCY HELPLINE, and countless other broken institutions you god damn BITCH!!!! Lighter, smaller potatoes are on offer at the end though: we review the new Grimes single ACCELERANDO, the new Slayyyter track, and Cece Natalie's shall we say interesting return to music with FLOOD WHOLE TOWNS. Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC, and the official pod Insta @th0tstarsxo. Donate to the Nick Malone Psychic Relief Fund on Patreon.

Secure your wig sis, a new episode is coming... The world is attempting to carry out a Tinashe revolution, so naturally we needed to assess the historical situation and international implications. This week, the girls go deep on POPSTAR, the critically acclaimed new album from a longtime enemy of the pod, and we attempt to process the information with open minds and hearts. Anyone can cook, but what about a bitch who has tested us time and time again? The truth reveals itself. But that's not all: MALE BISEXUALITY and why hetero women refuse to accept it. If you're obsessed with dick, and I'm obsessed with dick, who the hell is flying the plane? We discuss the Dumb Bitch Monologues. Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC, and the official pod Insta @th0tstarsxo. Be a nasty girl on Patreon for just $5 a month.

It's Rose Bean Polanksy Monday, put your Rose Bean Polanskys in the sky! We are back as fuck baby!! This week, the girls conquer the question on everyone's mind, reporting live from the People's Republic of Macklemoreistan: should Ed Sheeran be KILLED for his crimes against humanity? We are prepared to issue judgement. Send in the executioner hunni! But that is not all: we test our knowledge of the human population and their Spotify listening habits, and psychoanalyze the listeners of the top 5 most streamed artists in the world right now. Plus, a girly little catchup convo that's sure to rivet. Now shut the fuck up and fuck me! Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC, and the official pod Insta @th0tstarsxo. "Pop some tags" on Patreon.

PATRONS ONLY!! Subscribe for full access at patreon.com/thottopics. Welcome to the Thot Topics Radical Self-Love Hour, brought to you by Tampax Pearl. I just shoved the talking stick up my pussy! {BOMB DETONATES} Bring your spirit and buss it open because we're plunging deep! We do a little bit of everyone's FAVORITE topic: the neverending war on our personal VICES. When the going gets fat and nathty, what's a heffa to do? We discuss WATCHED-OVER POTS, MISSING ROTH IRA DAY AT SCHOOL, and so much more. I'm sure some people are going to find this segment gratuitous but I really needed to get this stuff out y'all! Then it's onto the business end of the animal: LINDSAY CLANCY and female true crime hysteria. Should she be sent to the SLAMMER, or should we give her a pussy hat and let her vote for Hillary? We get to the bottom of the matter with our admittedly limited knowledge on the subject. Truth nuke incoming! Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC, and the official pod Insta @th0tstarsxo. Finance our recurring visits to the psychiatric doctor on Patreon.

**PATRONS ONLY** Full ep available at patreon.com/thottopics! Just like EVERY fucking WEEK! Alternate title: Music, F*ggots, Film..... We are BACK! And All-Star rules are in full effect... ladies get ready to cut loose & let the truth fly! This week is all about the vicious spread of BODY HORROR across America this week, all the blood and bones and slices and dices hunni. There's obviously much to be discussed. First, we give our two cents on MUSIC FASHION FILM, the new Charli XCX album that has unfortunately NOT grown on us with time... But then, things get really gnarly: Ariana Grande's pointy clavicle and the fear for young skinny women everywhere, and Perez Hilton's bloody meltdown on IG Live. We issue a formal diagnosis for all parties and are ready to cut a prescription. But that's not all: Nick has a mental breakdown of her own! Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC, and the official pod Insta @th0tstarsxo. Get it get it get it get it mix it and mix it and mix it and mix it on Patreon.

Welcome to Madonnald's, Will You Be Using Your Mobile App Today? Call it podcasting... call it Internet Radio... call it love without words! Put your listening ears and your dancing shoes on because it's time to CONFESS! This week, we are talking about MADONNA and CONFESSIONS 2 and the meteoric rise of Old Ho Summer. Get into the groove baby. But that's not all: this episode really got away from us somewhere along the way and it goes in so many different and upsetting directions... getting into an altercation with a cyclist... anxiety management tactics and the fear of mass violence... the 5 Madonna songs Nick would request for a private concert... and so much more. I fear to say more. Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC, and the official pod Insta @th0tstarsxo. Create a new persona on Patreon.

Previously only for patrons! One of my favorite eps of ours in a while... PLEASE enjoy and PLEASE subscribe on Patreon you dumb-dumb!! Join now for a bonus episode every week, and a paywalled ep every other week! PATREON.COM/THOTTOPICS Sniff you love someone... let them go... Welcome BACK to the Thot Topics Sex Positivity Labs, where it's NOT illegal to be supa gay and whorney! Grab a beaker and assume the position: this is going to be a highly experimental treatment... In another classic episode dedicated to the art & science of homosexuality, we uncover the secrets to ENJOYING BEING AROUND OTHER GAY PEOPLE when you thought all hope was lost. Is there lowkey an importance to identifying with a "tribe" of gays? Is it, in fact, pleasant to be around gay people? When? Where? And most importantly: would anyone like some stew? But then: the REAL business at hand. We discuss the $100M buy-in to SNIFFIES by THE MATCH GROUP. This is a complex issue, so we provide a complete anal history of what happened to Grindr, what happened to gay guys in their childhoods, and so much more. It's a masterclass in knowing better than other people. Then, we sort of review ZENZEALIA, but mostly mourn the loss of female rap. What the hell happened? We issue our final word. Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC, and the official pod Insta @th0tstarsxo. Meet us in the bathroom on Patreon!!

And now, we'll hear a few rousing words from our Breast Man... WE ARE SO BACK! Welcome to deeeeluxe hour of Thot Topics excellence brought to you by Aubrey Graham of Toronto, Canada. There's so much to discuss, so whatcha waitin' for? This week, we discuss DRAKE DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, and issue our highly valued gay male opinion on RAP MUSIC. Maid of Honour and the other ones... so many thoughts to be shared. Plus, Nick recaps his ICELANDIC ADVENTURE and issues a state of the union address regarding his thoughts on America after a time away. That's not all though: we also chat about the new Charli XCX single ROCK MUSIC: whether or not it's a sign of good things to come, or if we have really lost our girl in the depths of the sauce. Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC, and the official pod Insta @th0tstarsxo. Donate to Kendrick Lamar's NAMBLA initiative on Patreon.

IT'S WUR$T GIRL WEEK! PUTCHA DRINKS UP!!! LADIES, WHO ON THEY PERIOD!?! It's a big week for us in the Thot Topics Universe-- a new SLAYYYTER album is finally upon us and we go as deep as humanly possible on all 14 tracks. Hold on to your it because it's about to be cranked! But that's certainly not all: a little bit of girly chitchat is in order regarding WEDDINGS, TAILORING, and THE GREATEST TWEETS OF ALL TIME. We hope you left room for dessert mama because we've got seconds in the oven! Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC, and the official pod Insta @th0tstarsxo. What is it like, to pay us five dollars on Patreon?

Why it gotta be ARABesque girl!?! We're back and our form on the barre is than ever. Are you ready to kornbread jete onto center stage for a tasty weekend of Thot Topicking? There's SO MUCH on our minds this week... First, Nick has a few thoughts on his mind regarding THE VENMO/CASHAPP/ZELLE RACIAL DIVIDE and whether it's appropriate to bring your Nintendo Switch to work. We do a little bit of Critical Race Theory and a little bit of DEI while we're at it. But naturally there's more... In the final rush to OSCARS NIGHT, we issue our final official predictions for the turnout and issue a conspiracy theory of our own. Are the powers that be trying to thwart Chalamet? DOES anyone give a fuck about opera or ballet? SHOULD they? We unpack it all hunni. Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC, and the official pod Insta @th0tstarsxo. Pliése give us five dollars on Patreon.