TWiF 47: A Little Crankin' And A Little Buzzin' - Texting your target, DWI obesity, a toilet restaurant, choir students at Hooters, and more.

Dating site ban, Weight Watchers floor collapses, sex doll stops suicide, street-walking taxes, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Robotic Christmas, BAC record, emergency ride, funeral home drunks, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Texting your target, DWI obesity, a toilet restaurant, choir students at Hooters, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Very remote lodging, chewing gum, jailhouse pot, that's a lot of cheddar, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

A virtual wife, Goodwill ganja, porno research, clean toilet seats, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Daddy Klingon, Bug poo, Oprah ending show, ugly crime, bionic butt, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Pothead calls 911, wedding brawling, fake kidnapping, self-identifying as a terrorist, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Axe lacks effect, Yelp fights, fat recruits, Blockbuster slasher, bad teeth, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Sneezing paralysis, a May-September romance, Colonel Sanders, Halloween, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Lay-Z-Boy DWI, sex workers gone green, tweet beat, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.