Episode 538: Scratching The Hills Itch w/ Kelli Williams @Laguna_Biotch (The Valley / Next Gen NYC)

Kelli is back to chat about the darkest show on Bravo, The Valley, and somehow the lightest show on Bravo, Next Gen NYC which is wild because both shows have a lot of drugs on them!

DONATE TO KERR COUNTY FLOOD RELIEFIN US: Floods in Texas. GOP Ghoulish Bill. Ice bullshit. Zohran's checked boxes and flipped fingers. Epstein who!?IN POP CULTURE: Brad Pitt. Kumail Nanjiani. Superman Movie.IN SPORTS: Sophie Cunningham, the MAGA barbie.

This week in the Villa it was confirmed that there is no actual love on this island! Between the heart rate challenge aftermath, the stand on business challenge, and then this burst your bubble challenge, the Islanders learned that they don't really like each other and also America doesn't really like them either!

Tom Hamlett is back to chat about all things Bravo from the weird finale of Real Housewives of Atlanta to Jody's Furby-like eyes on Real Housewives of Miami to Kristen Doute's bazongas on The Valley to how the Next Gen kids are somehow the same age as the current season of Love Island USA.

IN US NEWS: Zohran Mamdani brings socialism, activism, and most importantly EATING RICE WITH YOUR HANDS TO AMERICA and the conservatives are PISSED. IN WORLD NEWS: Trump is called Daddy.IN POP CULTURE: Bezos-Sanchez wedding no one cares for!IN MOVIES: Trailer for the Bruce Springsteen Biopic: Deliver Me from Nowhere!

The always hysterical Amanda Hunt is back to talk about the happenings on this week of Love Island USA - the unnecessary twists and turns and tears that embarrassingly were shed by the me and also how this show is maybe not sexy at all except for when someone compliments Hannah in a BookTok way or when friends to lovers presents itself also in a BookTok way. ANYWAY JUSTICE FOR OLANDRIA THE QUEEN OF THE GOD DAMN VILLARRRRR!!!!

A solo ride through this week's Bravo! Phaedra is up to her whole tricks and the newbies are fighting Real Housewives of Atlanta, Julia is acting a damn fool on Real Housewives of Miami, men will do anything but go to therapy on The Valley, and the non-bravo-nepo-babes keep showing their asses on Next Gen NYC!

IN WEATHER: WOO ITS HOTIN WORLD: OOF THERE'S WARIN AMERICA: THE GHOULS ARE FIGHTING!IN POLITICS: VOTE MAMDANI/LANDER - DO NOT RANK CUOMO!IN SPORTS: THE WBNA GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGIN POP CULTURE: SABRINA GETS ON HER KNEES

SHE'S BAAAAACK! We're talking Atlanta, Miami, the nepo babies of Bravo, Bombshells, the Villa, the Valley!!!

ICE WATCH PROGRAMSIN POP CULTURE: Baldoni case dismissed. Benson Boone flips out. IN NEWS: Trump v. Elon. Trump v. California. ICE Raids.IN SPORTS: Riley Gaines is a piece of shit and Simone Biles clocks it. Bill and Jordan's romance updates.