Reacting To The Sperm Whale: "They Are Historic Losers" | Hour 3

"And there was a musical montage in the background?" Tony tells the team about his struggle to paint the walls in his house. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"WHAT THE HELL IS JORGE SEDANO DOING?" Before we get to Amin's Weekend Observations, Zaslow tells the crew about the outlandish call time for his son's school field trip that had him up early this morning, and he also makes it clear that he knows nothing about The Cure. Also, Raygun... FRAUD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You're gonna sit there and watch Oppenheimer and eat Skittles?" David Dennis Jr. is here and has some strong takes on hate-watching, candy, and how to watch Star Wars on Star Wars Day. May the fourth be with you. Plus, the crew launches into a fiery debate over which historically talented and successful athlete has had a worse impact on their teams: Aaron Rodgers or Kevin Durant? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Over there, they serve you spirits! Over here, they take away our Spirit!" As much fun as we had laughing at the Celtics, it's NOW our time to laugh at the Tampa Bay Lightning. Zas calls someone a "bum," Mike says they're on a "downward trajectory," and Chris is fully capable of naming The Original 6 franchises. Also, the Orlando Magic have fired Jamahl Mosley, the NHL and NBA have BOTH had a great start to their Playoffs, and Spirit Airlines shut its doors in the middle of the day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Sabal Palm Elementary, dawg." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. THE BOSTON CELTICS BLEW A 3-1 SERIES LEAD TO THE PHILADELPHIA 76ERS. JAYSON TATUM. JAYLEN BROWN. JOE MAZZULLA. SEE YOU IN CANCUN, CHOKERS! SOMEHOW UNDERACHIEVERS IN A "GAP YEAR." WORSE FRANCHISE THAN THE MIAMI HEAT. FALLING APART AT THE SEAMS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Today's cast: Jonathan Zaslow, Your ol' pal Dave Dameshek, Chris Cote, Amin Elhassan, Jeremy Tache, Mike Ryan, and Tony Calatayud. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Klay Thompson and Megan Thee Stallion’s breakup is blowing up online — and the reaction is getting WILD. On this episode of Alley Oop, Trysta absolutely GOES OFF on the double standard people are throwing at Meg, while Juju reacts in real time as the conversation spirals. Why are fans rushing to defend Klay while tearing Meg down? And why is Lexie Brown getting dragged into this like she’s the “side piece” when that’s not even the situation? This debate gets heated, messy, and honestly… out of hand.But that’s just the start.We also break down Cade Cunningham’s HUGE performance and what it means for the Pistons vs Magic series — is Detroit finally turning a corner? Can Cade carry them forward? Plus: The Houston Rockets — are they for real or still a year away? The Lakers dealing with Luka Doncic and Austin Reaves injuries — can they survive and actually make a run? The Portland Trail Blazers’ future after elimination — what’s next for this roster? Can the New York Knicks REALLY win the East? Joel Embiid’s monster game — can he put the 76ers on his back and drag them to the playoffs? LeBron James and Alperen Sengun going at it at the free throw line And yes… Zendaya randomly showing up at a wedding because why not This episode has everything: NBA playoffs, hot takes, chaos, and a debate that had us arguing way longer than expected. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dave is back from the banks of the Three Rivers. The 2026 NFL Draft is in the books. We decide who made the best pick and who made the worst. Dave then explains why he thinks Drew Allar is a flawed pick, but could be a steal under the tutelage of Mike McCarthy. Then The Count weighs in right before we chat with Pittsburgh Panthers Head Coach Pat Narduzzi. Plus, Mike Fuentes weighs in on the state of Mikes in the World, from Vrabel, Tomlin to Jackson. AUDIO Football America! is available wherever you listen to podcasts. Leave us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/football-america/id1831757512 Follow us: Dave Dameshek: https://x.com/dameshek Gino Fuentes: https://x.com/Gino_Fuentes Mike Fuentes: https://x.com/mikefountains What Chaos!: https://www.youtube.com/@WhatChaosShow Host: Dave Dameshek Guests: Pat Narduzzi Team: Gino Fuentes, Mike Fuentes, Ethan Bedowsky Director: Danny Benitez Senior Producers: Gino Fuentes, Mike Fuentes Executive Producer: Soup Campbell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Connor McDavid and the Edmonton Oilers have been eliminated from the Stanley Cup Playoffs, as have the Dallas Stars. Where do the two Western Conference finalists from 2024 and 2025 go from here? Roy, David, and Ethan break down the difficult decisions ahead for each of them this offseason. Plus, how deep can the Anaheim Ducks and Minnesota Wild go after their series wins? This week's guest is Adnan Virk, who joins the crew to celebrate his Philadelphia Flyers, tell us who he believes should win the Jack Adams, Lady Byng, and Vezina trophies, and discuss all of the other playoff action around the NHL. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You almost said all of the vowels." Zas gives Jeremy a chance to discuss something no one else cares about, Dameshek has a real issue with something he saw on an airplane, Jason Bourne battles Brock Lesnar, and the crew searches for the greatest Romantic Comedy of All-Time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"That's my lover. That's the woman with whom I lay bare." Dave Dameshek's wife just gave him some truly alarming information, but we have to get to Nikola Jokic's warning to the Denver Nuggets after Jaden McDaniels, Rudy Gobert, and the Minnesota Timberwolves punked their team. Also, if the Boston Celtics blow a 3-1 lead to the Philadelphia 76ers, will it be time to rethink the legacy of Jayson Tatum, Jaylen Brown, and Joe Mazzulla? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices