Local Hour: The U Is Back (For Real This Time)

"Come on, man. Close and get cold." Give me the long version. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Is everything taupe in the rest stop bathroom?" Dan's wife doesn't trust him to stay awake during an upcoming concert, and with good reason. Also, Zaslow betrays a friend, Trae Young tanks his value, Kevin Durant gets honest, and a story of one of the great Greg Cote press conference moments. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"CLIFFSNOTES!" Greg Cote's 'Back in my Day' is back. And when you really think about it, why wouldn't it be? It is a Tuesday after all. Also, a report of a mascot holding crutches in front of roughly 14 cops, Mike Ryan's Abbey Road, and Dan gets electrocuted at Whole Foods. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You seem like you have enough problems." We're riding the coaching carousel as Dianna provides updates from across the NFL, but she's just a bit distracted by her kid throwing up in the other room. Also, remember when we got three weeks of shows out of Belichick and Brady going for it on 4th and 2 from their own 28? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"What's their relationship?" Greg Cote is making his first appearance on the show since his infamous beer rotation system at the office holiday party, but with the news of Mike McDaniel potentially being safe from a dismissal here in Miami, he's also firing a coach... just not the one you'd expect. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Roy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Tyler Poop was a HIT!" JuJu delivers his Top 10 Observations From The Break. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You were the waitress with the pretty eyes and locked-in gaze who served our table. I was the guy who was slurring the drink orders." Amin delivers his Weekend Observations, which feature a recurring Mike Ryan theme, and the members of the Shipping Container who attended the Winter Classic felt it was a total disaster in nearly every way. But other than that, the vibes were great. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"What's wrong with whimsy and joy?" Lucy is here to talk College Football, but first, she helps the crew break down Bill Kennedy's peak performance at the coach's challenge camera, a woman losing her mind on the Eiffel Tower, and an Internet Minute she's pretty sure Dan will hate. Then, Tony's Top 5 delivers some news about the clear and obvious historic suppression of Cuban QBs and the net worth of random strangers on the sidewalk in Miami. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Animal abuse and racism...makes my face hot." Zaslow is somehow ALREADY tired of Trinidad Chambliss, and Dan refuses to believe in the Patriots. But more importantly, what matters more: games or snaps? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"They don't cry like we cry." Michael Irvin simulating child abuse officially rivals Clemson running down the hill, Notre Dame's 'Play Like a Champion Today,' and Iowa's tradition of waving at a children's hospital. The U has never been so back. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, Roy, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices