Greg Cote Catchphrase Thief Clark Connors Joins the Show | Hour 1

"It's like I'm facing a Southpaw." Greg wins an award for his all-time odd vibes day today and also straight-up doesn't know what catchphrases are on his catchphrase list. Plus, the results are in, and we have a supermajority on whether or not Zaslow should drop the 2.0 in Zaslow Show 2.0. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'm sorry, I just ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich." How mad is Dan going to be when he gets back and finds out we talked about football and head injuries without him? Another highly concerning study has come out regarding the connection between football and CTE, and we discuss how it has, and will, change the way we watch football. Jessica Smetana is here to discuss the latest mess in college football and what's this world we've come to, as this weird situation between Lane Kiffin and Todd Monken takes another twist. Also, Zaslow reveals he had never had an Uncrustable until 6-8 months ago??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You can sing 'My Way', but don't claim you didn't know it was a Sinatra song." The vibes are still weird after that awkward interview last hour with Clark Connors. Did Greg Cote think he was too good for a professional wrestler? Did he talk down to him? Did he come out of that looking bad? He tries to get back on track today by revealing Nos. 6 and 5 on his catchphrase list, and it works to perfection because these are some heavy hitters. Plus, Trysta sets up a great video of Lonzo Ball and Michael Porter Jr., and Zaslow may have snuffed Marvel out with the upcoming release of Avengers: Endgame Encore. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Have you ever had thousands of people line up to see your toenail encased in glass?" We are painstakingly close to the start of college football, and predictions are rolling in, including one that has the Miami Hurricanes winning the whole thing. Is this a good sign for Miami or is this rat poison? The SEC has made a ruling on players returning to college from the pros, and it is bad news for LSU. Plus, AEW wrestler and the man we believe is stealing Greg Cote's catchphrases, Corey Connors, joins the show for an extremely weird interview as we attempt to get to the bottom of what is happening over there. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"If the owner is spending less than $200 on a prostitute, it's okay to leave trash in the stadium." The legendary Dolly Parton passed away yesterday at 80 years old after an incredible life. Greg Cote is here to discuss the impact she had on all of our lives and what made her such an icon. We also discuss Klay Thompson signing with the Miami HEAT further after he was introduced to the Miami media and traffic yesterday. Plus, Trysta says something about an NBA player that none of our other cast members could say about a WNBA player, Greg Cote almost steps in it, and Mike poses an important question, which is more intense: Handmaid's Tale or The Bear. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Whenever my hair go, Beijing look me up." JuJu tells us why you have to play within the rules, and in the rules of human life, you can get a hair transplant. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"These poor people of New York have been through so much." ESPN senior writer David Dennis Jr. joins us to break down the Deshaun Watson situation in Cleveland further. He tells us why there is no logical reason for Watson to start and how things would be different if he were playing at a high level. He sticks around for a discussion of Lanterns, the Marvel movies, and why Enes Kanter is one of the biggest losers in sports history. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You look like you're bout that gas." Zaslow tells us a story from the early days of fantasy football that reminds us 9/11 took place in 2001. Trysta also tells us about a fantasy league she is in that was founded in 1976 and sounds awful. Chris tells us everything that everybody knows about Zaslow, Mike Ryan eats one meal a day, Zaslow tells us where he would meet with sex workers if he were a billionaire, and we break down video of two police officers using Uber to catch a criminal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"The lion, the b***h, and the wardrobe." Lane Kiffin has spoken as it seems his LSU Tigers are bringing in multiple players who have been on NFL rosters during the preseason. Do we believe anything he says? Deshaun Watson apologized to Cleveland Browns fans for his press conference Saturday after being named the Browns' starter. Do we believe anything he says? Plus, Chris is doing a slow fantasy draft, the best college backfields of all time, and Trysta and JuJu tell us why Angel Reese is a good basketball player. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"And then he called me a wench." Zaslow keeps fending off Mike Ryan's attempts to force Weezer on him and reveals he doesn't want to listen to new music. Trysta has joined us in studio, and she and JuJu weigh in on the Miami Heat signing Klay Thompson with two VERY different predictions for Miami's season. Plus, we actually talk about the Miami Marlins! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices