Amin Elhassan RIPS APART Lionel Messi | Hour 3

"That's a good angle for me." JuJu feels like a broken Celtics fan because of the joy he's experienced for the Knicks and Heat recently, and he has a Top 5 List of Free Agents For The Heat to Keep an Eye On. Also, it's time for the crew to unfurl a new banner for winning the Tuesday Offseason Title. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"The bed's upstairs." Michelle Beadle is excited about the Giannis trade for one person and one person only: Bobby P. Mike Ryan is here to celebrate... the Brady Tkachuk trade. Is Brady better at hockey than Giannis is at basketball at this point? Also, the World Cup has Mike and Jeremy believing in humans again. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I don't have an office." He doesn't. He stole nothing. He steals nothing. He would never. Not from Mr. Smith. BUT he does have some updates for the crew on how the whole trade saga unfolded for the Heat, Bucks, and Giannis. Plus, Amin sticks around despite his better judgment, a shoutout to Heat PR, and Chris Cote juggles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You know what that means..." Jorge Sedano, Amin Elhassan, and Ernie Johnson all stop by to correct Dan's analysis for why this trade is an EARTH-SHAKING, LEAGUE-DEFINING move for the Miami Heat. Or at least they get close to that. They explain how the Heat will build the roster, how Giannis will continue to succeed through the rest of his career, and the pressure of being a basketball historian. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Bring out the cocaine!" GIANNIS. ANTETOKOUNMPO. IS. ON. THE. MIAMI. HEAT. THE TRADE IS HAPPENING. SOUND THE ALARMS. (Unless you're concerned about health like Dan.) IT'S TIME TO CELEBRATE IN THE STREETS. (Unless you're concerned about age like Dan.) ZAS WAS RIGHT. TONY IS SCREAMING. CHRIS IS BANGING POTS AND PANS. DOMONIQUE...IS HERE. JEREMY IS INTERVIEWING FANS OUTSIDE THE ARENA. Today's cast: Dan, Domonique, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Tony, and Zaslow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Brother of the day..." Jeremy may end up in prison if the Giannis trade ends a particular way, plus JuJu has his Hater of the Day, Joker of the Week, and Post-Show Awards. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Mama, give me needle." Shams Charania has finally arrived in the Giannis Antetokounmpo sweepstakes to issue a big report: It's the Heat or the Celtics, and Jaylen Brown is on the table. Amin is here to break down the details of the potential deals, what they mean for the future of the league, and to deliver his World Cup Observations. Plus, we learn that someone on the crew is a snake guy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Did the winning feel better than the losing?" Did Dan actually take a COVID test before today's show? Is Greg going to expand his Top 65 list to 250? Did Domonique play for "a many great teams?" Is Serena Williams expecting to lose at Wimbledon? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"How ya doin', little man?" Jeremy writes the descriptions. Of COURSE this was going to be the title. Tim's entire life has changed because of our Looks Like game, so we have some of our favorites to get that iconic laugh out of him. Plus, a story about Barry Bonds by the batting cage, the potential for an MLB salary cap, and Tim forgets a stat that will haunt him for the rest of his days. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"It's your Flu Game." Dan is under the weather, but he's powering through for YOU, the audience. But not for Greg or Domonique, who are almost certainly going to get sick from being around him. This Local Hour features a HUGE trade for the Panthers, the Celtics hopping back into the race with the Heat for Giannis Antetokounmpo, and, no matter how hard a certain Shipping Container member tries, none of the red-hot Miami Marlins. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Domonique Foxworth, Roy, Jeremy, Tony, and Zaslow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices