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Kirsty and Simon are back with their usual brew of banter, mulling over lots of things as usual, some interesting, some guesthouse, some inane!Kirsty kicks off with Sundays—why the slow, cozy haze? Is it roast dinners or the weather that makes it? Simon rambles on about something or other about drinking habits until they call it a day.Head of Security, Derik, shines by alerting them to guest arrivals. Kirsty paints the scene of Derik’s tail-wagging announcements, and muses he is Employee of the Month material...Tea time stirs up a spat: Kirsty has no idea what the difference is before Simon thinks he can explain but fails. For all those who want to know...? Afternoon tea’s the posh one, high tea’s heartier. Kirsty’s eyeing scones, Simon’s dreaming of pie.Then they dive into With Love, Meghan on Netflix—Kirsty’s hooked on Meghan’s jam-making and flower-arranging, calling it “posh but oddly soothing.” Simon’s less sold, grumbling that it’s “too much faffing about” and wondering why there’s no episode on bacon sarnies. They spar over whether it’s aspirational or just bonkers, with Kirsty questioning peoples opinions and why anyone needs them, ironically giving her opinion.The late check-in drama reaches a conclusion. Was it a drama or merely a storm in an afternoon tea cup.Orange Juice gate has an update. Is there a resolution in sight!Kirsty wraps with her bargain of the week—something she snagged for a steal, but she’s coy on details. “It’s something I´ve wanted for ages,” she smirks, while Simon has no choice but to agree... for once!Tune in for the laughs, tangents, and tea and much more - Head of Security-approved!This season 6 expect more opinions, more guesthouse, more mindset and more laughs along the way.Kirsty and Simon run a small, yet perfectly formed, Bed & Breakfast in the mountains, 30mins north of Malaga in Southern Spain.Six years, one pandemic, two guesthouses, 3 series of A New Life In The Sun, this is their journey...! The good, the bad and the ugly, nothing is off the breakfast table.Thanks for joining usKirsty & Simon xxwww.casakisi.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Buckle up, Journeyers, because this week’s episode is a wild ride through late check-ins, cloudy eyes, and a citrus showdown for the ages! Kirsty and Simon are back with their usual chaos, and things kick off with Kirsty inexplicably acknowledging that she repeats EVERYTHING Simon says—like, everything. “Pass the mic,” says Simon. “Pass the mic,” echoes Kirsty.Meanwhile, employee Clive’s cataracts are stealing the spotlight (or blurring it, at least). The poor guy’s squinting his way through life, and Kirsty and Simon have some very helpful suggestions—like “just get new eyes, Clive!” Late check-ins are also on the menu, with tales of flustered guests, driving in the dark, with Simon and Kirsty having to decide when is a late check in a late check in.Then, it’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for: Employee of the Month gets crowned! Cue the imaginary trumpets and a heated debate over who’s earned the title—spoiler alert, it’s not Clive’s cataracts. But the real drama unfolds when Kirsty drops a bombshell: she doesn’t recommend something (gasp!). What could it be?Finally, it’s breakfast juices that sparks the fire—Simon’s all about the orange while Kirsty’s Team Anything will do. Voices are raised, juice is spilled (metaphorically, we hope), and the great OJ debate leaves us all questioning our breakfast choices.Join Kirsty and Simon for an episode packed with laughs, echoes, and a little bit of eyesight woes. Will Clive see the light? Will Kirsty stop parroting Simon? And who’s right about orange juice? Tune in to find out—your journey starts now!This season 6 expect more opinions, more guesthouse, more mindset and more laughs along the way.Kirsty and Simon run a small, yet perfectly formed, Bed & Breakfast in the mountains, 30mins north of Malaga in Southern Spain.Six years, one pandemic, two guesthouses, 3 series of A New Life In The Sun, this is their journey...! The good, the bad and the ugly, nothing is off the breakfast table.Thanks for joining usKirsty & Simon xxwww.casakisi.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join Kirsty and Simon for another wild ride on The Journey! In this episode, we’re diving into the chaos of the Unlikely Beige Uniform—because who knew beige could be so fabulous? We check into The Rat Ritz (yes, it’s as glamorous as it sounds) and debate whether The Lady Cave is just juvenile or secretly genius. Plus, big news: Our Afternoon Tea is finally live on the website - grab your scones and tune in! Kirsty drops a spoiler alert on her latest recommends, and Simon officially hangs up his quill as the family´s poem writer. Expect laughs, tangents, and the usual dose of Kirsty-and-Simon magic!This season 6 expect more opinions, more guesthouse, more mindset and more laughs along the way.Kirsty and Simon run a small, yet perfectly formed, Bed & Breakfast in the mountains, 30mins north of Malaga in Southern Spain.Six years, one pandemic, two guesthouses, 3 series of A New Life In The Sun, this is their journey...! The good, the bad and the ugly, nothing is off the breakfast table.Thanks for joining usKirsty & Simon xxwww.casakisi.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this weeks episode, Kirsty and Simon are back from a short sojourn to Liverpool where unsurprisingly it wasn´t very warm, and where they also discovered a quite amazing restaurant. They discuss lots of things to do with the B&B including new Spanish government required guest reservation info and lots of Afternoon Tea choices. There is an update on the Hair and Body Wash saga and a chat about annoying voice notes on WhatsApp gets quite heated.This season 6 expect more opinions, more guesthouse, more mindset and more laughs along the way.Kirsty and Simon run a small, yet perfectly formed, Bed & Breakfast in the mountains, 30mins north of Malaga in Southern Spain.Six years, one pandemic, two guesthouses, 3 series of A New Life In The Sun, this is their journey...! The good, the bad and the ugly, nothing is off the breakfast table.Thanks for joining usKirsty & Simon xxwww.casakisi.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Kirsty has a new assistant and boy, does she feel special! This podcast appears to more famous than Joanne and Vogues My Therapist Ghosted Me, Simon is concerned as it seems Kirsty has moved on already, first guests have been and gone, and is the Langham Hotels´ cream tea just a bit much?This season 6 expect more opinions, more guesthouse, more mindset and more laughs along the way.Kirsty and Simon run a small, yet perfectly formed, Bed & Breakfast in the mountains, 30mins north of Malaga in Southern Spain.Six years, one pandemic, two guesthouses, 3 series of A New Life In The Sun, this is their journey...! The good, the bad and the ugly, nothing is off the breakfast table.Thanks for joining usKirsty & Simon xxwww.casakisi.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Kirsty brings out her inner Kris Jenner, Simon didn´t realise that he was feeling a bit anxious, Cream Teas are making a comeback at Casa KiSi, Simon reveals how large things are, they crown their January 2025 employee of the month and Kirsty is proper chuffed that the Real Housewives of Beverley Hills (RHOBH) have copied her choice in table lamps.This season 6 expect more opinions, more guesthouse, more mindset and more laughs along the way.Kirsty and Simon run a small, yet perfectly formed, Bed & Breakfast in the mountains, 30mins north of Malaga in Southern Spain.Six years, one pandemic, two guesthouses, 3 series of A New Life In The Sun, this is their journey...! The good, the bad and the ugly, nothing is off the breakfast table.LoveKirsty & Simonwww.casakisi.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back one and all to The Journey With Kirsty and Simon and Season 6.... Can you believe it? This season expect more opinions, more guesthouse, more mindset and more laughs along the way.This episode is filled with bad guest behaviour, birthday cake wishes, all the seasonal changes for Casa KiSi, and they discuss "Amanda and Alan´s Spanish Job" available now on BBC iPlayer, all in all a "rousing" start to 2025.Kirsty and Simon run a small, yet perfectly formed, Bed & Breakfast in the mountains, 30mins north of Malaga in Southern Spain. Six years, one pandemic, two guesthouses, 3 series of A New Life In The Sun, this is their journey...! The good, the bad and the ugly, nothing is off the breakfast table.LoveKirsty & Simonwww.casakisi.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It´s the last episode of Season 5 and Kirsty and Simon are in the KiSimas Christmas spirit helped along with a couple of rum and cokes. They muse over when is a cake not a cake, will Amazon actually deliver to Casa KiSi now, it might be a buffet but that doesn´t mean it´s a posh one, should they have a staff photo, and Simon decides he is never going in Mercadona again, at least until Saturday...!To all our listeners and watchers across the podcast platforms and YouTube, we hope to see you all back sometime in early 2025 - until then thank you for being you and for supporting us on our journey...!Lots of loveKirsty & Simon xxCatch up every week with Kirsty & Simon as they talk about all things Casa KiSi B&B along with any tangent or avenue they decide to go down. There is some swearing so if you are easily offended probably best to go elsewhere.It´s a behind the scenes look into their life and how they go about it with lots of laughs, and lots of nonsense along the way.Simon & Kirsty have run a B&B since six months prior to a pandemic and decided, as if that wasn´t enough, filming with Channel 4´s A New Life In The Sun was bound to make things easier.This is the fifth season of their podcast, check out previous episodes wherever you find podcasts these days...!Please like and subscribe xxhttps://www.casakisi.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Kirsty and Simon have just said goodbye to their last guests of the season and how cathartic it has been because of who they were! With just KiSimas and all that entails in front of them, they briefly talk about a fleeting trip to London, what´s coming up in December at Casa KiSi, they reminisce a little about Friday Night Wine Club and Simon has been searching on Amazon for a new Barry.Catch up every week with Kirsty & Simon as they talk about all things Casa KiSi B&B along with any tangent or avenue they decide to go down. There is some swearing so if you are easily offended probably best to go elsewhere.It´s a behind the scenes look into their life and how they go about it with lots of laughs, and lots of nonsense along the way.Simon & Kirsty have run a B&B since six months prior to a pandemic and decided, as if that wasn´t enough, filming with Channel 4´s A New Life In The Sun was bound to make things easier.This is the fifth season of their podcast, check out previous episodes wherever you find podcasts these days...!Please like and subscribe xxhttps://www.casakisi.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There is nothing at all on Kirsty´s podcast list this week as she has just been too busy to write anything down, so they end up talking more than they normally do! Kirsty went to Gibraltar, Simon went to a stag do, when is a baby shower not a baby shower, are we all losing our empathy, who really benefits from a surprise, there is a something a bit fishy going on and book nooks!Catch up every week with Kirsty & Simon as they talk about all things Casa KiSi B&B along with any tangent or avenue they decide to go down. There is some swearing so if you are easily offended probably best to go elsewhere.It´s a behind the scenes look into their life and how they go about it with lots of laughs, and lots of nonsense along the way.Simon & Kirsty have run a B&B since six months prior to a pandemic and decided, as if that wasn´t enough, filming with Channel 4´s A New Life In The Sun was bound to make things easier.This is the fifth season of their podcast, check out previous episodes wherever you find podcasts these days...!Please like and subscribe xxhttps://www.casakisi.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.