Someday I'll Die

Comic Sal Vulcano returns with stories of drunk people in his stand-up audience. A video of Jerry Seinfeld dealing with a protester prompts the guys to do their best impressions of him. Bob and Sal both had experiences where they were disappointed by Seinfeld. Jay just got home from the Fully Loaded Tour with Bert Kreischer and has to talk about the art of comedy with musicians. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf

The guys in the room compare nipples and tell stories of pooping in bodies of water. Jacob unearths a video of Michael Jackson screaming for Thriller. Jay goes through the Nick Carter allegations and adores images of the Backstreet Boys soaking wet. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf

Paul Virzi is filling in for Big Jay as Bob takes callers about Kevin Spacey. Bob is the only person who takes the side of Spacey amidst his grouping allegations. Sarah Tollemache hangs out to chat about remaking popular movies with casts of all women. Bob recalls his Tonight Show appearance with Jimmy Fallon. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf

Mike Finoia gets into a musical discussion about Green Day that leads into stripper stories. Mike explains how vile a "stag party" can be. Bobby spins a yarn about a threesome with another comedian. Jay gets friendly with a sex worker and doesn't have sex. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf

Marine and survivalist Donny Dust joins the Bonfire to talk about his heart attack, living in a cave, and fighting overseas. Donny is Bobby's favorite guy to follow on social media and his hero. Before Donny comes in, the crew argues who is more attractive; Barbra Streisand or Liza Minnelli. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf

Bob thinks he has the best oral skills to satisfy a women. Everyone demonstrates their licking style including Josh Adam Meyers. Bert Kreischer posts a video that has Jay looking like a young goofball. Jay describes his fashion choices growing up.FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA:@thebonfiresxm@louisjohnson@christinemevans@bigjayoakerson@robertkellylive@louwitzkee@jjbwolf

Jay writes his last will and testament on the air. Christine fights for a percentage and a man named Gil gets a lot of Jay's stuff. Everyone on the show has a "guy" or inspirational hero. Christine's guys seems to be a bigger knob than the rest. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf

A listener accuses Bob of being too right-wing. Rachel Feinstein does old-timey voices that make Bobby die laughing to the dismay of Jay. Jacob follows a dandy gentlemen to learn how to be a man. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf

Bob has fond memories of working with a special man named Lenny in his younger years. Jay discovers that Bobby has a "Green Mile" method for curing mental handicaps. Jacob will not have sex with a gorgeous woman because she has a disability. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf

Jay plans an insane radio contest to give away Loserville tickets. The Loserville Tour is Limp Bizkit with Corey Feldman and the Bonfire gang will be there as fans! They review other opening acts of this musical circus. Jay schools Bobby on the correct way to buy concert tickets. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf