Two Tickets To Loserville

Some beaches have a "Fat Beach Day" where the overweight can feel free and easy. Jay and Bobby aren't really down with this special day. The hilarious Raanan Hershberg considers going on Ozempic. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf

It's DJ Lou's milestone birthday and Jay has him phone his twin brother to compare dongs. Jacob promotes a listener's business and gets accused of being a simp for The Bonfire spokesmodel. Jacob takes the criticism pretty hard. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf

The Celtics are NBA champs and even the players aren't that excited. An NFL player gets outrun by a prostitute. Justin Timberlake gets arrested for a DWI and that makes the gang want to go see his music live. The band Creed is performing in the next studio and a comparison to Pearl Jam ensues. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf

Sal Vulcano hangs out for the whole show. Bobby plays a hilarious old video of The Tenderloins; the comedy troupe that would later become The Impractical Jokes. Christine's dog humps her leg and she puts music behind it. Jay has new color of nail polish. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf

Justin Silver shows Bobby what it's like to make out with him on ecstasy. The woman who won the Miss Alabama pageant is plus-sized and Jay does a PowerPoint presentation on her weight problem. Jacob longs for the time when supermodels looked like little boys. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf

Comic Sal Vulcano returns with stories of drunk people in his stand-up audience. A video of Jerry Seinfeld dealing with a protester prompts the guys to do their best impressions of him. Bob and Sal both had experiences where they were disappointed by Seinfeld. Jay just got home from the Fully Loaded Tour with Bert Kreischer and has to talk about the art of comedy with musicians. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf

The guys in the room compare nipples and tell stories of pooping in bodies of water. Jacob unearths a video of Michael Jackson screaming for Thriller. Jay goes through the Nick Carter allegations and adores images of the Backstreet Boys soaking wet. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf

Paul Virzi is filling in for Big Jay as Bob takes callers about Kevin Spacey. Bob is the only person who takes the side of Spacey amidst his grouping allegations. Sarah Tollemache hangs out to chat about remaking popular movies with casts of all women. Bob recalls his Tonight Show appearance with Jimmy Fallon. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf

Mike Finoia gets into a musical discussion about Green Day that leads into stripper stories. Mike explains how vile a "stag party" can be. Bobby spins a yarn about a threesome with another comedian. Jay gets friendly with a sex worker and doesn't have sex. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf

Marine and survivalist Donny Dust joins the Bonfire to talk about his heart attack, living in a cave, and fighting overseas. Donny is Bobby's favorite guy to follow on social media and his hero. Before Donny comes in, the crew argues who is more attractive; Barbra Streisand or Liza Minnelli. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf