Love Is Blind Season 9 — Deep Dive With Reality Steve

In this special off-season edition of The Bachelor Lifestyle, Brian, Jason, and returning guest Reality Steve take a hilariously unfiltered deep dive into Love Is Blind Season 9 (Denver). From breakdowns of the pod mechanics and production tricks to the jaw-dropping behavior of this season’s standout cast members, the guys deliver a blend of insider intel, sharp analysis, and their trademark middle-aged-guy commentary.Nothing is off-limits: drinking disasters, terrible apartments, plastic-surgery glow-ups, questionable life choices, odd tattoos, “Gen Z sexual confusion,” and the absolute chaos of Joe, Annie, Nick, and every other unhinged couple Netflix assembled this season.Whether you're a seasoned Love Is Blind follower or brand-new to the franchise, this episode breaks down exactly what worked, what failed spectacularly, and why Season 9 might be one of the wildest installments yet.What We CoverThe Pods & Production FormatReality Steve explains the real behind-the-scenes pod schedule (10-hour days, LA studios, hotel sleepovers).LiB PodHow men and women “rank” each other after Day 1 — and how producers manipulate who talks to whom.LiB PodWhy the show refuses to explain the premise each season — and why they should.LiB Pod (1)Season 9 Couples BreakdownPatrick &… Being ‘Ugly Asian’?The guys unpack the shockingly insensitive on-air logic behind Patrick’s instant dumping, along with the revelation that Netflix—not contestants—buys the engagement rings.LiB PodJoe: Blackout BanditA long, chaotic spiral into Joe’s drinking, mixed signals, makeup-sex cycle, and terrifying apartment that made hosts yell: “Girl, get the f— out.”Annie & Nick: Drunk Fights, Sexual Ambiguity & Red FlagsThe pod analyzes whether Nick’s behavior is strategy, cluelessness, or Gen Z emotional confusion — and why everyone on the show seemed to hate him.Megan & Jordan: Sparkle Megan vs. Real Life ResponsibilitiesA mismatched lifestyle clash: tennis-at-2pm wealth vs. single-dad practicality. Plus the infamous tattoo lie.Casey & Allie: Future Reality-TV All-StarsBoth hosts and Steve agree: these two are tailor-made for future Netflix dating chaos. Hot, dramatic, tattooed, and ready for Perfect Match-adjacent television.Big Themes & TakeawaysLove Is Blind vs. Bachelor: Why Love Is Blind is shockingly more genuine... and still a disaster factory.Gen Z Dating Psychology: Porn, social skills, and why some contestants feel like AI NPCs of romance.Plastic Surgery, Tattoos & Image Curating: The show’s heavily enhanced cast and the WILD glow-ups.Why none of these couples were ever going to make it — and why producers know it.Bonus: Bachelor NewsReality Steve drops a bomb about the next Bachelorette: Taylor Frankie Paul — and the internet’s reaction to the franchise going full influencer-bait.LiB Pod (1)Best Quotes“I am too f***ing nice.”“He’s socially and sexually… confused.”“Girl, send your friends your location before Joe turns you into parts.”“You're Nick Amato.”“This warm 84-degree Corona — what is this setup?!”Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-bachelor-lifestyle/donations

🎙️ The Bachelor Lifestyle: Bachelor in Paradise Finale BreakdownIt’s an emergency pod! Brian Beckner and Jason Stewart return to break down the chaotic Bachelor in Paradise finale — a messy mix of Survivor-style twists, shady contestants, awkward romance, and a prize money situation that made zero sense.From fake prize pools to surprise betrayals, secret laptops, and engagement rings straight out of a Neil Lane briefcase, Brian and Jason cover every confusing and hilarious moment — plus the long-awaited showdown between Kat and her ex receipts.🔑 Episode HighlightsBlueberry teeth & bad plans – Brian sets the tone with his frozen blueberry binge.Golden Bachelorette tease – Why you won’t hear coverage from this pod.Virgin Bachelor spin-off – Colton, Caitlin Bristowe, and contestants who redefine “sus.”The Finale Format Disaster – Survivor-style competitions, money splits that make no sense, and why $190k is the weirdest prize ever.Sean vs. Kat drama – Secret laptops, ex-boyfriend receipts, and Kat’s outsized meltdown.Dale’s dilemma – Ride-or-die with Kat… or just ride-or-die for the money?Jesse Palmer’s package (pause) – A host moment you couldn’t unsee.The proposal – Spencer pops the question to Jess after the win. Real love, or just good TV?Fantasy football tangent – Christian McCaffrey, Kyle Shanahan, and Jason’s draft strategy.🥂 Final TakeawayThis season of Bachelor in Paradise was equal parts chaos and comedy — and while the new format felt clunky, it left plenty for Brian and Jason to roast. Will the show pivot again? Probably not. But if it does, you know the Bachelor Lifestyle boys will be there to dive into the mud (pause).👉 Subscribe, rate, and review The Bachelor Lifestyle wherever you get your podcasts.Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-bachelor-lifestyle/donations

Welcome back to The Bachelor Lifestyle from TheBallerLifestyle.com with Brian Beckner and Jason Stewart. We’re nearing the end of this wild season of Bachelor in Paradise, which has somehow morphed into Survivor—even if none of the contestants realize it. From accidental “Survivor” moves to bug-infested dinner dates, secret revenge plays, and shocking rose ceremony twists, Brian and Jason break it all down with their signature blend of humor, deep cuts, and brutal honesty.🔑 Episode HighlightsParadise Turns to Survivor – Dale makes an unintentional “Survivor” move, but revenge ends up being sweet later.Howard Stern Flashback – Jason explains the origin of his signature “Hello,” leading to a hilarious dive into classic Stern-era prank calls, Al Michaels, and Baba Booey on national TV.Hannah Brown’s Paycheck – The guys reveal how much Hannah makes compared to Wells and Jesse Palmer (spoiler: it’s not much).Champagne & Advice – Hannah finally “earns” her paycheck with some low-effort, obvious relationship advice.The Bug Dinner Disaster – The couples endure tomahawk steaks covered in flies, Kat loses her mind, and Dale shows patience that may not last post-show.Camping Challenge Chaos – Sabotaged tents, wild monkeys, and a relationship “expert” (Dr. Laura Berman) who somehow crowns Kat and Dale the winners.Keith Gets Emotional – The Golden Bachelor vibes sneak in as Keith misses his daughters, breaking the no-real-life-feelings rule of Paradise.Bailey’s Luxury Standard – Jeremy faces a big red flag when Bailey declares she only does luxury travel. Brian argues at 60, Jeremy should just pay for the Ritz.Jess & Spencer’s Trouble – Once the strongest couple, cracks appear as Spencer talks timelines for kids and moving in—way too soon.Andrew’s Boner Moment – Network TV awkwardness as Andrew openly references his “situation” for the second time this season.Jonathan the Butt Lips Analogy – Brian tells a high school story about losing a girl to a long-game “friend,” connecting it to Dale sending Jonathan home.Backstabber in Paradise – A salacious dagger challenge reveals which contestants are most likely to cheat post-show.Final Rose Cliffhanger – With immunity and power shifts, established couples face elimination, setting up an explosive finale.🥂 Closing ThoughtsFrom bug meltdowns to long-game betrayals, Bachelor in Paradise is more cutthroat than ever. Who will walk away with love—and half a million dollars? Brian and Jason can’t wait to see how it all ends next week.👉 Subscribe to The Bachelor Lifestyle wherever you get your podcasts. 👉 Join the conversation: patreon.com/TheBallerLifestylePodcastSupport this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-bachelor-lifestyle/donations

🎙️ The Bachelor Lifestyle: Survivor Rules Hit ParadiseWelcome back to The Bachelor Lifestyle with Brian Beckner and Jason Stewart — the show that’s been called “The Great White Shark in a Sea of Bashful Podcasts.” This week, we dive into one of the wildest shifts in Bachelor in Paradise history: the producers have stopped pretending and gone full-on Survivor.🔑 Episode Highlights:Brian’s Dental Adventures: From gold teeth negotiations to crowns gone wrong, Brian kicks off with some hilarious dental war stories.Paradise Becomes Survivor: Challenges, alliances, immunity, and walkie-talkies — Jesse Palmer has officially turned this into Couples Survivor.Sean the Politician: We break down Sean’s over-the-top strategizing, the “Parliament of Paradise,” and how trying too hard might have sunk his game.Love or $500K?: Contestants wrestle with whether this show is still about romance — or if it’s all about the half-million-dollar prize.Hannah Brown Cameo: Why is she here? Why is she in uniform? Does she even do anything? We investigate.Drama at the Rose Ceremony: From Alicia and Sean’s dramatic exit to Brian & Parisa’s downfall, the politics of Paradise heat up.Sidebar Gold: Dog poop etiquette, Jason’s HOA battles, rubber dog shit nostalgia, Tesla truck fires shutting down the 5 freeway, and a detour into Magic Johnson’s rumored party rules.🌹 Key Takeaways:Paradise is no longer about love — it’s a straight-up game show.Sean’s attempt at Survivor-style alliances blew up in his face.Spencer & Jess stay strong, but their “threat” status has everyone nervous.Alicia & Sean quit before the roses fall — but not before a parting shot at Kat.Brian & Parisa spin “right round” out of Paradise.🥂 Shoutouts:Loyal listener Jonesy, still waiting on that linebacker comeback.Jim Gaffigan, patron saint of food and dental jokes.The ghost of Frank Brickowski (yes, really).Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-bachelor-lifestyle/donations

Brian Beckner and Jason Stewart dive deep into the latest Bachelor in Paradise episode, where the tropical hookups take a backseat to immunity challenges and Survivor-style voting. From Kim/Tap’s unexpected heart troubles to Jeremy’s eight-day-old love drama with Bailey, it’s a week full of backstabbing, bro-code violations, and producers finally stirring real chaos.They break down:Why Bachelor in Paradise has morphed into a competition showThe awkward saga of Kim/Tap, Faith, and a heart monitorJonathan & Leah winning immunity despite zero romanceBrian’s botched plan to oust Jeremy via Bailey“Eight days ago” — the excuse of the seasonSurvivor-style voting and the elimination of another “golden” coupleWhy old contestants lingering in the background is killing the vibeAs always, the guys call it like they see it — no sponsors, no sugar-coating, just sharp teeth in a sea of Bachelor podcasts.Timestamps: 00:00 – Welcome back & the state of Paradise 04:12 – From hookups to Survivor rules 09:40 – Kim/Tap’s heart episode and Faith’s overreaction 14:28 – Jonathan & Leah: immune but not in love 21:05 – Brian’s plan to blow up Jeremy’s game 28:18 – Bailey, loyalty, and backfired strategy 35:44 – “Eight days ago” — Jeremy’s defense 41:15 – Bro code vs. honesty: where the cast stands 48:00 – Survivor-style vote-off twist 53:10 – Goodbye to Kim/Tap and another golden couple 56:45 – Predictions & why the olds must goSubscribe & Follow: 🎙 The Bachelor Lifestyle Podcast 🐦 Twitter: @BrianBeckner | @JasonStewartSupport this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-bachelor-lifestyle/donations

Brian Beckner and Jason Stewart trudge through another week of Bachelor in Paradise, questioning Reality Steve’s sunny outlook and lamenting the “Golden” contestants’ saggy legs, dead ex talk, and general lack of drama.This week’s chaos includes the much-hyped $500K twist, a baffling casino-style compatibility challenge, politicking to avoid elimination, and one of the dumbest strategic wagers in Paradise history. Plus: Steve Sax memorabilia, Jeff Kent’s Survivor tax gripe, and why Leia Organa’s last name makes no sense.Episode Highlights:[0:00] Reality Steve and Dave Neal think it’s a good season… Brian disagrees[4:15] The “Goldens” bring dead ex talk — and Brian’s had enough[8:50] Rose ceremony recap: Gary, the “Black Homer Simpson,” is a hot commodity[15:40] Steve Sax’s legendary double-play photo (and possible teabag of Mike Schmidt)[20:25] The $500K twist — “life-changing money” or game show gimmick?[27:10] Casino-style personality game — bad wagers, body count questions, and blown strategy[38:15] Politicking to survive: Brian threatens to spill Jeremy’s secret[44:05] Jonathan’s friend-zone blunder and Leah’s “you’re welcome” rose[50:50] Bailey’s decision sends Gary & Leslie packing[55:30] Why Paradise pretends couples can’t see each other after elimination[1:00:05] Jesse teases next week’s “explore other interests” twist[1:03:15] The slog continues — but fewer Goldens is a small mercySubscribe for weekly recaps of Bachelor in Paradise, The Bachelor, and all the messy reality TV we can stomach.Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-bachelor-lifestyle/donations

🎙️ The Bachelor Lifestyle: Bachelor in Paradise – Goldens, Games, and GooHosts: Brian Beckner & Jason Stewart Episode Title: Bachelor in Paradise: Soiled by the Goldens Podcast: The Bachelor Lifestyle from TheBallerLifestyle.com🔥 Episode SummaryBachelor in Paradise has taken a nosedive, and Brian and Jason are here to wade through the wreckage. This week, they break down how “The Goldens” are ruining the vibe, why Dale might be the dumbest mastermind ever, and how “pause” has officially entered the Bachelor lexicon. Plus, they detour into the best Dairy Queen orders, awkward body shot moments, and a memorable Beck concert. It’s an episode of contradictions, coconut goo, and chaotic energy—basically, Bachelor in Paradise in 2025.🏖️ Key Topics This WeekGolden Intrusions: Why bringing elderly contestants onto Paradise ruins the filthy fun.Dale’s Double-Talk: Saying one thing, doing another—Dale is a contradiction machine.Chemistry Test Chaos: Hannah Brown hosts the most cringe-worthy bird-mating ritual ever.Brian & Parisa’s VIP Flop: From “flocking” to fighting to (maybe?) fornicating.The Return of “Pause”: How Bachelor producers somehow reference podcast talking points.Leah’s Low-Energy ATV Date: Jonathan is 5’5” and full of coconut... literally.Extensions & Emotions: Parisa’s matted extensions as a metaphor for Paradise dysfunction.Gary = Black Homer Simpson: Christina’s controversial but hilarious character analysis.Alicia’s Strategic Rose-Hunting: Is Ozempic chic the new rose-worthy look?Previews & Promises: Next week, we finally get the rose ceremony and the money twist.🍦 Pop Culture SidebarDQ Debate: Butterfinger vs. Heath Bar in the Blizzard wars.Beck with a Symphony: Brian attends a soulful Beck concert with orchestral backing.Ozempic Subplots: Who's skinny for the screen and who’s starving for screen time?🧠 Vocabulary of the WeekPause: Gen Z’s new “no homo”—used to call out double entendres or awkward phrasing.Third-wheeling: Jill bows out before being booted, using this strategic dating verb.🏆 Quote of the Episode“Dale exists right between the 5-6 hole of the Yankees in 2006.” – Jason Stewart, about Dale’s perfectly average ambiguity🌹 Who’s In, Who’s Out?OUT: Jill, the self-aware third wheelIN (for now): Alicia (too thin to fail), Dale (playing both sides), Parisa (matted but passionate), Brian (aka Flockmaster), and Ken Doll Sean (still dumb, still here)🗳️ Political InterludeBrian and Jason briefly go off on the DNC's shady past with Bernie Sanders. Yes, really.“Let’s save it for our next franchise—The Bernie Lifestyle.”📌 Subscribe & SupportNever miss an episode of The Bachelor Lifestyle. Subscribe, rate, and review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Tell your friends, and keep it pause-worthy.🔗 More at: TheBallerLifestyle.comSupport this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-bachelor-lifestyle/donations

This week on The Bachelor Lifestyle, Brian and Jason dive deep into a strange and confusing episode of Bachelor in Paradise. From geriatric contestants doing water aerobics to Gen Z slang confusion, it’s clear this isn’t the Paradise we signed up for. The guys break down the bizarre pivot from beachside romance to game show competition—with $500,000 on the line. Along the way, they cover chewed gum kisses, dating red flags, “pause” vs. “no homo,” and a whole lot of April's age.⏱️ Timestamps:00:00 – Intro: The “Great White Shark” of Bachelor Podcasts02:00 – BiP has become... PG? Where’s the drama?!06:00 – April is 95 years old (allegedly) and stealing screentime08:45 – Hannah Brown cameo: Why is she even here?12:00 – Kat stirs up fake drama with Dale – just for the cameras18:30 – The mystery of "I deaded it" and Gen Z slang23:00 – What is “pause”? A slang etymology debate29:15 – Bailey gives Jeremy his gum back 🤢34:00 – Hot take: gum is disgusting37:00 – Mint addiction and gut health with Brian42:00 – Jigsaw puzzles and dating metaphors45:00 – Jonathan possibly hooking up with April for strategy48:30 – April says she wants to “jump his bones”52:00 – Stadium food, Dodger Dogs, and the lie of alliteration58:00 – Kat gives Dale a rose despite the “ex” comparison01:04:00 – Recap of the rose ceremony: Old meets young01:10:00 – April gives Jonathan her rose – no one is ok with it01:13:00 – NEW TWIST: Bachelor in Paradise becomes a GAME SHOW01:18:00 – Brian explains the $500K twist that Jason missed01:22:00 – Predictions: Dale dumps Kat, old people fade, chaos awaits🔥 Highlights & Quotes:“This is supposed to be young, hot people making out, having threesomes. What are we looking at?”“April could be Mel Brooks’ grandmother.”“Do you want your gum back?” – Bailey, possibly ending humanity.“I deaded it.” – Dale, redefining closure.“Kat needs to start acting put in.” – Brian“You’re like a puzzle piece that fits in me.” – Literal bedroom puzzle.“Pause.” “Unpause.” "Still not sure we get it."“We watch for the despicable... this is a retirement home.”👥 Featured Personalities:Dale – Attractive but aging, says “I deaded it” and compares Kat to his exKat – Master manipulator and BiP veteran, possibly self-sabotagingApril – Allegedly 67, acts 95, “jumps bones” and hands out charity rosesBailey & Jeremy – Exchange chewed gum and give off junior prom vibesLea (Leia) – Villainous return from Joey’s seasonJonathan – Buff but brainless; possibly pairing with April for survivalGary – Older black contestant giving gay energy (possibly)Alex & Andrew – Strong connections, weird metaphors, possible front-runners🏝️ BiP Twist Alert:The format is shifting! Paradise is now a competition for $500,000, with contestants facing challenges and eliminations in a Challenge-style format. It’s no longer just about love – it's about survival.📞 Listener Call-In & Feedback:Do you know what “pause” really means?Have YOU ever exchanged gum with your partner?Send your feedback, questions, and dating tips to: 📩 [email protected] 📞 949-464-TBLS📱 Follow the Show:Twitter/X: @brianbeckner | @JasonStewartWebsite: TheBallerLifestyle.comSupport this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-bachelor-lifestyle/donations

This week on The Bachelor Lifestyle, Brian and Jason recap a jam-packed five-hour week of Bachelor in Paradise, filled with fake jet-ski entrances, unexpected exits, and enough overproduction to sink a reality show. The guys dive into the downfall of Paradise’s charm, break down this season's major player moves, and roast the heavy-handed integration of The Golden Bachelor cast into what’s supposed to be TV’s hottest mess.Jason brings some sharp cultural analogies (Leia floating in space doing the Force), and Brian pulls no punches on Dale’s sudden aging and the rise of Gen Z terms like “intentional” and “navigate.”Oh, and polyamory? It’s here.[00:00] Cold Open + Theme Song ChaosJason’s “self-deprecating” intro song makes a returnCochlear implants and life updates[06:30] Five Hours of Reality HellHosts struggle through the bloated weekly runtimeProduction value criticism: scripted scenes with Jesse & WellsBachelor now mimicking shows that once mimicked it[14:10] Character Check: Brian, the DouchebagZoe’s heartbreak and Brian’s 180-turn to ParisaIs he East Coast Jersey Shore or just “Florida Mid”?Zoe vs. Brian = best fireworks of the week[23:45] Chemistry Test: Gen Z Kisses & Bad Football ThrowsSpencer’s abysmal QB formSwipe-and-kiss reveals surprising dynamicsLexi agrees to kiss Justin… then hesitates… then gives in[32:00] Susie Returns!Lexi questions Justin’s feelingsSusie arrives literally mid-convoLexi walks out after Justin gives Susie the rose……only for Susie to turn him down?![40:10] Bachelor Polyamory BeginsJeremy tells Bailey he wants to pursue both her and SusieBailey’s date with Andrew sparks Jeremy’s jealousyJeremy calls producers to bring Susie back mid-episode[49:00] Jill Returns (Again, Why?)Still no emotional depthSean the Ken Doll picks Jill for a date—pure strategy[53:00] Golden Bachelor IntrusionOld cast arrives for cross-promotionBrian: “I hate it. It’s disgusting.”Jesse reads a verbatim enthusiasm script for the Golden crowdProducers force youthful contestants to overact joy[01:00:00] Bachelor Buzzwords of the Week“Navigate” is the new “clarity”“Intentional” still holding strong[01:08:00] Jeremy’s Secret CallHe calls Susie after Bailey’s betrayalSusie declines his attempt to bring her backJeremy never tells Bailey—drama incoming[01:15:00] Closing ThoughtsJill gets a sympathy roseThree exits: Lexi, Justin, SusieGolden NPCs sap the sexiness out of Paradise🧃 Quotables:“Leia floating through space using the Force… that’s the new Bachelor in Paradise.” – Jason “Jeremy says he’s 30. Jason and I are in our 50s and we look younger than him.” – Brian “I want to help Susie navigate things.” – Justin, King of Buzzwords📨 Listener Callouts:Shoutout to Faye! Where you at? Tweet us your takes!Jonesy still mowing the lawn and listening religiously📲 Connect with Us:📧 Mailbag: [email protected]🐦 Twitter: @BrianBeckner, @JasonStewart💸 Support the show: Patreon.com/TheBallerLifestylePodcastSupport this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-bachelor-lifestyle/donations

Bachelor in Paradise is back, and Brian & Jason return to break down the most chaotic, overly produced, and intentionally “intentional” season premiere in franchise history. From jarring location changes and dream sequences to Gen Z vocabulary gymnastics and shock casting choices, the guys pull no punches. Whether you’re watching or not, this recap will keep you laughing and informed.🕒 TIMESTAMPS:0:00 – Welcome Back / Franchise RankingsParadise is #1, Bachelor is distant #2, Bachelorette is basically unrankedBrian & Jason’s love-hate history with the franchiseWhy they skipped off-season Bachelor content6:45 – Show Format and Shark Teeth AnalogyListeners don’t even watch the show – they just want the takes“We’re the great white in a sea of goldfish”10:12 – Location Change DisasterProduction moves from Sayulita, Mexico to Costa RicaOverproduced, Euro-trashy, artificial Netflix-style tone16:33 – Bachelor Franchises Are No Longer Reality TVReenactments, dream sequences, scripted nonsenseJason compares it to a new showrunner ruining a favorite series20:00 – Cast Introductions (Breakdown of Who’s Who)Spencer: Etsy mug guyAlex: Butt plug enthusiast, llama entrance iconLexi: “Pleasant white woman” – kinda Nelly Furtado-ishJeremy: Ancient man in a young man’s gameJonathan: 5'4" smiley gymnast, good guyBailey: Sunset/selfie philosopherHakeem: Possibly schizophrenic, alienates everyoneKyle: Completely forgettableZoe: Orphan model plant, final 3 from Grant’s seasonRicky: Intentional “papi” from Puerto RicoBrian: Shredded Italian guy – no recollectionKat: Legend. Crazy. Possibly too thin. An icon returns.44:20 – Production Notes & Overly Stylized IntrosSlow-mo, lighting, camera angles galoreFlashbacks to Hannah Brown’s windmill tryst48:15 – Hannah Brown’s Return“Who asked for more Hannah Brown?”Paradise Relations Officer? Really?52:10 – Dale Moss Joins the CastClaire’s pick from the pandemic La Quinta seasonStill looking flawless, still breaking heartsMakes out with Kat while she’s seasick. Heroic.59:15 – Dale’s Catamaran Date with KatKat on the verge of puking… cue the makeout!Immediate chemistry despite choppy seas1:03:00 – Ricky vs. Hakeem: Vanilla ShowdownRicky calls Hakeem’s interests “vanilla” – WWIII ensuesDiscussion of “intentionality” and Gen Z vocabularyTwo short Kings clash and cancel each other out1:08:30 – Justin & Lexi DateJustin = Bilal Muhammad meets Word of the Day CalendarSusie drama – emotional baggage with verbose packagingLexi is intrigued… maybe1:14:20 – Sam Joins Late and Dates JessSam = Gaslighter-in-Chief from Jen’s seasonJess = Glitter girl, soft voice, friend of Pat & Chino’s daughterWeird purification ritual, lots of touching, cowboy hat makeout1:20:10 – Love Triangles FormAlex–Jonathan–RickyBailey–Jeremy–KyleJess–Spencer–Sam1:23:00 – Rose Ceremony RundownLexi ➝ JustinZoe ➝ BrianKat ➝ DaleJess ➝ Spencer (Sam goes home!)Bailey ➝ JeremyAlex ➝ Jonathan1:30:00 – Four Men EliminatedHakeem, Kyle, Sam (shockingly), RickyHakeem leaves via bizarre two-foot jump into SUV1:34:45 – Golden Bachelor People Coming to Paradise?Brian: “I don’t want to see these people in bathing suits”Jason: “Only acceptable exception = Leslie (Prince’s ex)”Prince hologram fantasy1:40:15 – Final ThoughtsProduction too glossyContestants too forgettableKat too thinShow too crazy to miss🎧 Notable Quotes:“We are the Great White Shark in a sea of Bachelor podcasts.”“Intentionality isn’t a word. Stop it.”“She said sunsets and selfies were her entire personality.”“He put your dog on a mug. That’s just Etsy.”“Ricky vs. Hakeem: Vanilla Ice meets War & Peace.”💬 Connect with the Hosts:Brian Beckner: @BrianBecknerJason Stewart: @JasonStewart🎧 Subscribe, rate, and review The Bachelor Lifestyle on Apple Podcasts.🌴 For more content, visit TheBallerLifestyle.comSupport this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-bachelor-lifestyle/donations