A Bag of Scrumps

In this episode of Stumpy Sanderson's 1970s Stories, listen to the fruit-filled tale that is 'A Bag of Scrumps'.  Set in 1974, Stumpy Sanderson, Bendy Henderson and your Narrator meet up with Nobby Russet and find some extraordinary fruits in the grounds of an old Government building. Unusual and unexpected consequences arise. "Apples as big as shot puts, pears as big as tins of ham and cherries as big as tennis balls." https://stumpysanderson.co.uk/  

In this episode of Stumpy Sanderson's 1970s Stories, listen to the pungent tale that is 'The Toxic Kev Experiment'.  Set in 1978, Stumpy Sanderson, Stephen Brookman and your Narrator work with Toxic Kev to unleash a powerful chemical reaction in the teachers' staff room using the processes of decay and decomposition. "I wonder what would happen if someone put these chemicals in their shoes?" https://stumpysanderson.co.uk/  

In this episode of Stumpy Sanderson's 1970s Stories, listen to the mathematical tale that is 'A Multiple Stumpy'.  Set in 1970, Stumpy Sanderson and your Narrator plot an ingenious and warped revenge against their arch foes, the Milton Sisters and their accomplices. This brainwave though duly sows the seeds for a decade of future conflicts. "And so Stumpy applied the coup de grace…" https://stumpysanderson.co.uk/  

In this episode of Stumpy Sanderson's 1970s Stories, listen to the discordant tale that is 'The Idiots' Waltz'.  Set in 1974, Stumpy Sanderson and your Narrator play along with Smiler Morton and Gawper Allsop's dissonant aural sabotage of a live recording of a music class performance. However, Smiler and Gawper's discordant playing leads to unexpected harsh consequences. "Well done, class. We'll listen to the recording during the next lesson…" https://stumpysanderson.co.uk/  

In this episode of Stumpy Sanderson's 1970s Stories, listen to the eerie story that is 'An Illuminating Encounter'. Set in 1972, Stumpy Sanderson, your Narrator and Bats Malone witness the investigative genius of Simon Wainwright and Vikram Singh, who work to discover the identity of the terrifying spectre known as The Illuminated Fiend. "What was this creature, who was this ghoul?" https://stumpysanderson.co.uk/  

In this episode of Stumpy Sanderson's 1970s Stories, listen to the hirsute tale that is 'Stubble and Whiskers'. Set in 1979, Stumpy Sanderson, your Narrator, Smiler Morton and Gawper Allsop attempt to gain illicit entry to an X-rated film. "They're impressive moustaches, lads. But I've still got to ask. How old are you?"  https://stumpysanderson.co.uk/  

In this episode of Stumpy Sanderson's 1970s Stories, listen to the body slam of a story that is 'Tub Horton versus The Weasel'. Set in 1973, Stumpy Sanderson, your Narrator and Beaky Miller provoke a flattening encounter between a handbag wielding posse and that notorious heel wrestler, The Weasel. "Right, we'll see about him! Come on ladies." https://stumpysanderson.co.uk/  

In this episode of Stumpy Sanderson's 1970s Stories, listen to the theatrical tale that is 'Arise Sir Puffer, O Great Thespian'. Set in 1976, Stumpy Sanderson and your Narrator are amongst the school drama event audience who witness Puffer Patterson's astonishing recital of a piece of bawdy punk poetry written by Stumpy. "Wait 'til they hear what Puffer's got planned." https://stumpysanderson.co.uk/  

In this episode of Stumpy Sanderson's 1970s Stories, listen to the fast drawn story that is 'The Fastest Gumbo in the West'. Set in 1976, Stumpy Sanderson and your Narrator are joined by Stumpy's American cousin, Gumbo Sanderson, for a spud gun duel in the sun against the Blow's Downs Drifter. "He rode a black Raleigh Tomahawk, wore black Wrangler jeans." https://stumpysanderson.co.uk/  

In this episode of Stumpy Sanderson's 1970s Stories, listen to the excruciating tale that is 'A Supermarket Fate Worse than Death '. Set in 1979, Stumpy Sanderson and your Narrator are horrified and helpless onlookers as Shiny Giles goes through Melanie Milton's shopping checkout at the local Key Markets store. "The man is finished…"  https://stumpysanderson.co.uk/