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Holy haircuts! Counselor Troi is a Romulan! Poor Deanna wakes up on board a Romulan ship all Romulan-ed up and being told by Sub-Commander N’Vek she has to pretend she’s Major Rakal of the Tal Shiar! Troi sees no choice but to play along, and when the ship’s Commander Toreth starts giving her ‘tude, Deanna shifts it into high gear and Romulans the hell out of her, and it’s really fun to watch her kick some ass! Seems there’s a plan afoot to smuggle out some Romulan dissidents cooked up by our old friend Ambassador Spock! (Calm your tits because there’s no Nimoy for you in this episode, just a call back.) Meanwhile, on the D, Picard and company meet a droopy human defector who’s defecting back to the Federation from Romulus after discovering what he looks like with that haircut. He claims there’s a plan afoot cooked up by our old friend Ambassador Spock . . . Hey, wait a minute! That sounds familiar! Could it be the same plan Troi is a part of? Is this the real deal, or are those pesky Romulans up to their old tricks? And in all the hubbub, will anyone notice Worf’s smart new hair do? Find out in this exciting episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast!Even more available at: https://tngeez.com

Remember that time when Geordie got all obsessed with a virtual woman and watched her recordings and studied her and then fell for her – well your favorite Ship’s Engineer is at it again!The Enterprise D rolls up on a Relay Station 47 – say, Did you know that in the future there are Relay Stations way out in space? Well there are! At least Forty Seven of them! And did you know they have to be manned – in this case “womaned”? Well, they do. But uh, there’s some foul play afoot on Relay Station 47 – as in someone’s dead! Or at least, they think someone’s dead, but they aren’t exactly sure who! The away team finds some gunk or goo and the Doctor’s all,”I think this goo is the remains of some dead person so maybe we should build an episode around figuring out who that is!” or she says something like that. Then, Worf’s all “Stand back and let me cut that goo sample out of the floor, you know the hard way, with a phaser.” And that’s what Worf actually does–, he cuts the goo out with four solid phaser blasts – heck, they don’t use those phasers for hardly anything, so why not? At least he gets to shoot something. Back on the ship Geordie starts rifling through old log entries from a Haliian Station manager Aquiel, who’s homesick and kind of whiney but cute too! Cute except for the butt head thing, and black! Did I mention she was black, well she kind of is and you know, Geordie is too and hey, it’s the 90’s, they’re not going to let Geordie fall for another white chick! Cue Brahms! No, not the composer, the character from way back in season Three and Four! Anyhow, I digress – is this a synopsis or a space novella? Geordie got the hots for this dead goo until, suprise! She ain’t dead! Who’s the goo now, dog? Stand back because your Chief Engineer gets it on glowing rock style!  Will Geordie be able to make it with girl like Christie, I mean Aquiel ? Will we discover that Aquiel is a killer – the maker of the goo? Will Bev solve the mystery and maybe even meet a new life form? Find out on this exciting, er… episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast!Even more available at: https://tngeez.com

Remember way back in season 2 when the Enterprise was held hostage by Sherlock Holmes’ arch foe Prof. James Moriarty? And remember how Picard promised he’d find a way to set Moriarty free of the Holodeck? And then remember how the crew spent the next 4 years having all kinds of crazy ass adventures where they fought the Borg and the Roumlans and became kids and met Scotty and Picard got a jacket and shit? Well, Moriarty’s back, and he gives no fucks about any of it because he’s still stuck in the Holodeck and wants off! When Picard explains they passed that buck on the Starfleet with no results, Moriarty decides to take matters into his own simulated hands and strolls off the Holodeck without so much as a “By your leave!” Picard, Data, and special guest star Reg Barclay are properly gobsmacked and hopelessly befuddled as to how the professor can leave the Holodeck, which is unfortunate because now he wants to take his girlfriend with him. When Picard balks at the notion, Moriarty resorts to his favorite trick, taking over the Enterprise. All this while two planets are crashing into each other for no good reason. Does all of this seem too crazy to be really happening? Hmm, could be. Will Picard and crew wrest control of the ship back from Moriarty? Will the professor be able to liberate his lady love, Regina? Will anyone tell Christopher Nolan he owes Paramount some royalties? Find out in this exciting new episode of ST:TNGeez: Not Another Star Trek Podcast!Even more available at: https://tngeez.com

Hey Everyone! Only one more week until we drop a new show! That's right, we're about to un-hiatus. We've been working hard to craft up some new episodes and the cutest Klingon, Alexander is here to tell you about it. Plus, we're dropping a sneak peak of the next episode, "Ship in a Bottle"! It's Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes's--and now Picard's-- archenemy, and he's back to shake the Enterprise around again! We hope this holds you over until October 1st when Season 6 Episode 12 of ST:TNGeez! Not Another Star Trek Podcast drops! It's "Ship in a Bottle," and it's coming at you right about . . . next week. Even more available at: https://tngeez.com

Dave and Andrew are taking a break so they can craft-up some new episodes! Don't worry the show will kick back in on October 1st! The boys have dipped into the archives and found a favorite episode that you might not have listened to. On this bonus episode of STTNGeez, Andrew and Dave interview Suzie Plakson who played fan-Favorite K'Ehleyr! That’s right Suzie-flipping-Plakson drops by and shares insights on the late, great Klingon badass as well as sharing behind the scenes stories of her time on Trek! And yes, if you didn’t know, they kill K'Ehleyr in a not so cool way, (they being the Klingons) and well, the show— and Suzie and the boys talk about it. Join us for an interview with Suzie Plakson -- K'Ehleyr! On your favorite Next Generation re-watch podcast: STTNGEEZ, Not Another Star Trek Podcast! And don’t forget to pick up Susie’s audio book, "The Poor Dead K'Ehleyr Show: an Audiobook for Trek Fans" at https://suzieplakson.com/Even more available at: https://tngeez.com

Hi everyone. Commander Dave E. Dave and Ambassador Andrew are taking a time out to work on some all-new episodes for ya! The show will be back in all its glory October 1 with “Ship in a Bottle.” In the meantime, all of our previous episodes are available at TNGeez.com for your enjoyment!See you in October. Even more available at: https://tngeez.com

Ever wanted the most famous Cryptid and his grown man sidekick who still goes by the name “Wildboy” to take over your Star Trek the Next Generation podcast? Well your wish has come true! That’s right, it’s Bigfoot and Wildboy, two of Andrew and Dave’s most recent re-occurring guests who somehow have infiltrated this show about Star Trek the Next Generation! As the show has been coursing through Season Six, the boys bumped into a conversation about Sid and Marty Krofft’s Saturday morning live action show from the 1970’s that featured James Dothan of Scotty from the original series fame. Scotty returned to the Enterprise in Season Six’s “Relics”, a truly wonderful episode. The Doohan talk naturally lead to an adjacent conversation about the Krofft’s “Bigfoot and Wildboy” then inspiration took hold as Dave and Andrew voice-worked up a storm as the unlikely crime fighting team navigated their world. Bigfoot and Wildboy have been brought back subsequent times and even met the crew of the Enterprise D! (If you’ve never listened to an episode of ST:TNGeez! Not Another Star Trek Podcast, that’s how the show goes — the show is like a black hole for pop culture tangents. Join us for an episode where Bigfoot hosts fan favorite characters as Wildboy gets annoyed by them. It’s Alexander, JeanLuc Picard, and even Wesley Crusher! All coming at you from a forest studio in the Pacific North West. So, pull up a log, grab a slice of Bigfoot’s tree bark pizza and get ready to laugh… or groan on this exciting BONUS episode of ST:TNGeez! Not Another Star Trek Podcast. Even more available at: https://tngeez.com

So you like watching TNG for some light entertainment? You are so out of luck this time because it’s “Chain of Command, Part 2” on this all-new episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast, and it’s coming at you right about … NOW!Last time on Star Trek: The Next Generation, our beloved Capt. Jean-Luc Picard was replaced as captain of the Enterprise by one Edward Jellico, a hard-ass, uncompromising martinet. Intent on turning the D into a warship, Jellico alienated the Hell out of our beloved crew with his exacting orders. His distinct lack of warmth got Number One’s panties in a bunch, and it doesn’t get better in this episode. Jellico and Riker’s antipathy explodes when it's revealed our Jean-Luc is a prisoner of the Cardassians, and Jellico seems indifferent to Picard’s plight! Picard was captured last episode when he, Bev, and Worf attempted to infiltrate a Cardassian base. Little did they know the whole mission was a trap set up to snare Picard! Back aboard the D, Data’s the new Number One, and Riker is left pouting in his quarters. But as nasty as things are on the Enterprise, they’re even nastier in Gul Madred’s office where Jean-Luc faces one of his greatest battles. Will Picard have the will to withstand his captors? Will Data get used to that red uniform? Will Riker finally go be captain somewhere else? Find out in this all-new episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast!Even more available at: https://tngeez.com

The Enterprise is tooling along between shuttling an ambassador here, taking an obsessed astrophysicist there when — BANG, the show goes all Special Ops! That’s right, just when this Galaxy Class thing was stable and moving as the stayed and regular-ol weekly thing, it decided to turn the table over and shake all the pieces loose! Captain Picard gets un-captained by the new, and Coxian Jelico! That’s right, our captain’s special jacket gets removed only to be replaced by special-ops-ninja black! Seems our Cap is on a super-secret mission with his crack team of Lieutenant Worf...Ah, okay, I guess that makes sense, and… Beverly Crusher? Bev? Okay, okay… no Data, the super-strong robot? Huh. Not the empath who can read through shit like, I don’t know, traps? Huh! Double Huh! JLP’s  team is training in the holodeck for a super secret mission while newly anointed Captain Jelico is Jelico-ing the shit out of the Enterprise and making the crew, and especially our second in command Riker question why he took this second seat in the first place? Just when the wondering gets deep enough, the Cap and his black-tighted team beam planet-side to infiltrate a cave they were fake-infiltrating in the Holodeck – except this cave is a trap and despite Worf’s ongoing struggle with doors, the Captain is alone and captured. Will Jellico-Cox become the next Captain of the Enterprise? Will Troi get comfortable with not exposing herself in  revealing “V”necks?  Will Jean Luc wind up questioning lights – oh wait, that’s not this episode – it’s next! Find out all of this and more in this exciting episode of “ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast.Even more available at: https://tngeez.com

The Enterprise D is paying a visit to Tyrus VII A! We assume Tyrus VII was booked for the weekend, so they were stuck with Tyrus VII A. Bummer. Anywho, what Tyrus VII A lacks in prestige it makes up for in kick ass particle fountains! The grit and grime and danger of mining got you down? Well, Dr. Farallon has the answer for you, shooting a particle cannon from space to do your mining for you! Sounds perfect except the particle fountain is a temperamental bit of tech that threatens to overload every ten minutes. That seems pretty dangerous in and of itself! But don’t worry, Dr. Farallon has a solution for that, too, in the guise of Exocomps! That’s right, Exocomps, little balls of robot who can be sent into perilous situations to fix problems before they blow up and kill everyone on board! Yay! Sounds good until the Exocomps decide they aren’t doing that shit any more. Seems they’ve gained a degree of sentience that comes with a healthy dose of self-preservation. Dr. Farallon says she’ll strip them of their smarts and send them in anyway until one Lt. Commander Data says no. Seems he feels a kinship with the little robotic rascals, and he intends to defend their right to choose, even if it means Picard and Geordi’s lives! Will Picard and LaForge be able to stop the particle fountain from exploding? Will Riker and the crew be able to rescue their stranded colleagues? Will Data come to his robotic senses and realize there’s no show without Sir Pat? Find out in this all-new episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast,Even more available at: https://tngeez.com