This Is a Catholic Show?! (Q&A Gets Weird) | The Holy Fool Hotline

What if a Catholic Q&A… got weird?Welcome to the very first episode of The Holy Fool Hotline, a chaotic, joyful, slightly unhinged public access-style show where we answer your questions, play music, and occasionally do things like interview relics and pray for WWE legends.In this episode we talk about:• dryness in prayer• contemplative prayer (what does it actually look like?)• how to approach the liturgical calendar• “convertitis” and overly combative faith• joyful saints (are they actually joyful?)• encountering God in the ordinary…and a few things I did not plan.This is a different kind of Catholic show. Less outrage. More joy.Less performance. More presence.I love you. Jesus loves you.Don’t let the bastards get you down.

What did Jesus say at the end?In this reflection, we walk slowly through the 7 Last Words of Jesus on the Cross—not as distant sayings, but as words spoken in love.These are not just final statements.They are words of forgiveness, closeness, longing, surrender.For the tired.For the searching.For the mystic heart.

In this episode we walk through the Glorious Mysteries of the Rosary as a path of the spiritual life.From resurrection and new life, to being set free, filled with the Holy Spirit, transformed by grace, and sharing in God’s life — these mysteries show what it means to become fully alive in God.With reflections inspired by St. Elizabeth of the Trinity and St. Seraphim of Sarov.

In this Palm Sunday Mass Prep, we reflect on the mysticism of Matthew 21 and the triumphal entry of Christ into Jerusalem.Why do we welcome Jesus… and still struggle to recognize Him?Why does God come gently when we expect power?And what does it mean to lay something down before we understand where He is leading us?This reflection is an invitation to enter Holy Week not with performance, but with awareness — allowing our souls to walk with Christ through the movement of surrender, confusion, and ultimately, resurrection.Peace be with you and with your spirit.

I’ve always struggled a bit with the Luminous Mysteries, so this episode is more me working through them with you than teaching at you.We walk through how these mysteries form the soul — from being claimed by God, to learning trust, to living it out, to glimpses of glory, and finally union in the Eucharist.With insights from St. Francis de Sales and St. Faustina Kowalska.

In this episode we enter the Sorrowful Mysteries of the Rosary through a mystical and psychological lens. The Passion of Christ is not only something that happened to Jesus — it also mirrors the transformation journey of the soul. We reflect on stages like dryness in prayer, purification, humiliation, perseverance, and total self-gift, with wisdom from St. Teresa of Ávila and St. Catherine of Siena. This reflection is meant to help you enter deeper meditation during the rosary and recognize how God is working in your own spiritual life.http://Patreon.com/AnthonysTongue https://stanthonystongue.substack.com/

In this episode we explore how to truly meditate on the Rosary through the lens of the Catholic mystics. Particularly, St. John of the Cross and St. Therese of Lisieux. The Joyful Mysteries are not just peaceful scenes — they reveal trust, perseverance, and small acts of faith that lead from darkness into joy.Please join my Patreon and Substack to get notified when the written portion of these are available:Patreon.com/AnthonysTonguestanthonystongue.substack.com

In John 11, Jesus raises Lazarus from the dead — but Lazarus comes out of the tomb still wrapped in burial cloths. Still alive… but not yet free.In this Mass Prep reflection, we explore the mysticism of Lazarus, divine delay, spiritual resurrection, and the slow process of being “unbound” after grace touches our lives.

What does it mean to “keep watch” with Christ?In the Garden of Gethsemane, Jesus asks His closest friends a question that still reaches into our lives today: “Could you not watch with me one hour?”Many Christians today are not losing faith, rather, they are losing rest. Exhausted by performance, overwhelmed by noise, and unsure how to simply remain present with God.In this episode, we explore watchfulness as a contemplative practice: learning to sit with God in silence, to become aware of His closeness, and to rediscover a quieter path into the mystical life. Drawing from Scripture, the witness of Brother Lawrence, and the wisdom of the desert tradition, this reflection offers gentle, practical ways to begin praying with greater awareness and peace this Lent.⁠Support my work via Patreon!⁠

In this Mass Prep for the Mystic Heart reflection, we explore the powerful symbolism of John 9, where Jesus heals the man born blind using mud from the earth. What does this strange moment reveal about creation, healing, and spiritual sight?This short mystical reflection looks at how Christ remakes us from the dust, how true vision grows in faith, and why the greatest blindness may be thinking we already see.