Episode 0141 - A Mystery at Paddleford Academy

… years of our lives! Join us as we celebrate 6 years of doing Spanko! Podcast! Reminisce with us on how we've grown and changed. Hear about some of our favorite memories. And some of what we hope to do in the future.  And, of course, there has to be some bratting and spanking live on the air to celebrate!  

Since many of our listeners tune in while on the road, we thought we'd give you some driving tunes! Join us for a very special episode of Spanko Podcast where DJ Lizzy slings some fun spanking related tracks of a variety of genres. There's hopefully a little something for everyone, and every music taste, in this variety mix! Have you ever felt the need to pull over on the side of the road to take care of some bratting? Do you collect implements or panties?  Is spanking your love language? Does seeing your fellow spankos feel like home?  You might be a spanko. You might enjoy this playlist. What spanking experience do you feel like there should be a song about? Do you have a favorite track you'd like to hear again? Let us know what should be in our next DJ set.   *Full disclosure: we played around with AI to create these tracks. It started as an experiment and just got too fun not to share. We know that can be controversial, and we're all in favor of hiring real artists where possible.  

Continuing our hardcore fan-girling from part 1, the immortal Erica Scott shares some of her favorites in the scene, and some juicy behind-the-scenes tidbits from her experiences as a video model. Both positive and negative, Erica shares her thoughts and opinions seemingly unfettered: Uber-Doms, mind your place.  Social Media commenters… beware, the Snark Queen has you in her sights.  And her positive stories of sharp and witty Tops make us swoon from across the internet! ❤️ And some of her favorite trigger words will prick up your ears as much as they did ours. (meanwhile Eric's over here kicking himself for missing an obvious toppy setup lol) From safety and consent (one of our favorite topics for obvious reasons), to skin care and party etiquette, and tips for video models, tips to winning at Spanking Court, becoming an illustration, and just advice for real life, this episode covers even more ground than our first episode - if that's even possible! You thought we were sassy, imagine having the level of sass Erica possesses!!!  We can only dream!  What an honor to hang out with such a legend! We hope you'll enjoy this grand finale of our first recording with Erica Scott as much as we did!   But wait… it seems we weren't the only ones who didn't want this interview to end 😉  

Fan-girling hardcore over having had the opportunity to interview the one and only Erica Scott. You may know her for her role in many spanking videos including The Reckoning and The Schoolmaster's Revenge. But we were excited to have her for her wit and her Correspondence Hall Of Shame blog.  You thought we were sassy, imagine having the level of sass Erica possesses!!!  We can only dream.  While some women decide to Switch as they grow older, some of us choose to hold on to our Spankee/Bottom identities as we age. That may make us feel shunned at times, but never fear – there's always someone respectful and skilled out there who'd still be excited to play with us… and if you doubt that, just ask BigGirlSpanker. 😉 Erica shares some wisdom of coming of age in the scene with all the grace and wit you'd imagine. Besides all the fan-girling, we had so much to discuss with this living legend! This is only part one of our discussion. Stay tuned for more from Erica Scott!

We were asked if we could talk about the physics of spanking. Well, who better to consult than an actual physicist who is ALSO an actual spanko? Our friend, Al Doyle, sat down with us at GASP 2025 to give us a lesson in the physics of spanking. We even sat down to work out the math to see if we could finally get an answer to the age-old question: does a paddle with holes hurt more than a paddle without holes? From Newton's apple, to Einstein's theories, to the earth falling upwards, "Professor" Doyle blows our minds with science while answering some pre-arranged questions, all while on the journey to the ultimate answer about the pain of the paddles. We even discuss a few topics that may require further experimentation. But all the while, we laugh and have fun like always.  We discuss basic physics concepts, a couple of formulas, and even how much you weigh jumping off a building to get us to the mathematical conclusion of… well, you'll just have to listen to find out!  This might be our most technical episode yet! You may want to take notes. There may be a test!

The Executive Committee from Burning River SSC, our local spanking group, is back! This time we're talking about what goes into building a successful spanking community. Having been around for multiple years, Burning River has some good tips on starting from the ground up. We talk about munches, gathering your community, building rapport and education, planning simple house parties, and even renting spaces for a larger regional party. We also discuss the importance of vetting at parties, education about spanking, inclusivity, and much more.  You may feel you have nothing in your local area, but by reaching out, you just may be surprised how many spankos you can find! If you are near the Cleveland, Ohio area and want to check out a smaller party and dip your toes into the spanking scene this is a great group to check out.

Frenzy: a state or period of uncontrolled excitement or wild behavior.   Some of us have had an insatiable need to be spanked or spank all the spankees we meet. It can feel like a lot of fun! All that new energy and excitement, wanting to try all the things! It's fairly common when things are new: new experiences, new parties, new partners, etc.  And we're not just talking about discipline spankings here, even though in our experience, that's the kind of spankings some of us fantasize the most about. We are talking about all the spankings!  This spanking frenzy can be fun, but it can also have a dark side. We've done some less-than-smart things to satisfy our cravings. Feeling like we need to have it, and we need to have it now! But from the outside, this frenzy can look a little different. And sometimes can even harm existing relationships. Have you ever experienced frenzy? What have you done for spanking?  Were you keeping yourself safe?  We have some tips on how to navigate frenzy, how to keep yourself safe, and how to watch out for some of the traps you may find along your journey. It's all about finding balance, after all.  Remember, you're a whole human being and not just a spanker or a spankee.

At long last, get to know Burning River SSC, our local spanking group! We've been talking about them for years, and we finally got to sit down with them and our microphones and chat. Join us as we talk with our friends from the board of Burning River SSC (including our very own Karina Isabel).  We talk about the importance of vetting at parties, education about spanking, inclusivity, munches, and much more.  If you are near the Cleveland, Ohio area and want to check out a smaller party and dip your toes into the spanking scene this is a great group to check out.  

What is vetting? If you've been to a spanking party before, you've probably heard this term, and have probably even been vetted: it's the background check done to keep everyone at the party as safe as possible. But it's not just for parties, this is good for one-on-one play as well.  How is vetting done? What should you expect? Well, there's many ways to vet someone. But we discuss a few tips that we've used, have seen used, and have been involved with in the past, for both Tops and Bottoms alike. So, if you're interested in attending a spanking event, or even hosting a spanking event, or even want to keep yourself safe in one-on-one play (and who doesn't?), and want to learn more about the vetting process, we hope this episode will give you some good tips to get started.  

At a private school, contraband is discovered. The usual suspects are gathered and interrogated. Will they confess? Will they throw each other under the bus? And what consequences will they face? Join us for another radio play, adapted by Lizzy, based on The Mysteries of Verbena House, a Victorian spanking novel in two parts by Etonensis. This book has some interesting history itself, including a connection to another famous holiday season author.  If you enjoy this type of programming, let us know, and perhaps we can include more in the future. Happy Holidays!!