SD 445 - Oh-Bitch-You-Scaries

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I do a vibe check on Cheryl Hines by analyzing her on the View, discuss Trump saying he dodged a bullet that Charlie well, didn't, and approximate how shloshed Kamala is getting on her book tour. Plus we check in on some local cranks and Jacques gives a review of the movie which ended a dissociative spell he was stuck in.

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss how the iPad-ification of cars is turning our seniors into lethal drivers, lobby the Golden Globes to give us an award for podcasting, and end the episode by finding a new Gay Guy Article Writer to bully. Plus we develop an amazing pitch for a weekly column in Them. This week's music is provided by lil_art_hoe, my dear friend and Jacques cousin (on both sides.) He's a king, go check out his newest EP "Call Me" on bandcamp.

It's Seeking Sunday! Hello divas! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse, and I discuss Pete Hegseth's new standards for the military, come up with some of our own, trash the new AI actress, and end the episode with some readings from the NYT's The Ethicist.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I open up the show with a discussion of Jacques missing voodoo doll, then we give some quick movie reviews, and decide which lesbians we would bring to a deserted island with us. Plus we come up with a transgender screenplay with which to apply to the Duplass Brother's Found Footage Feature Fund. See you Sunday divas!

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss our various mental illnesses, the NYPD arresting cruisers in Penn Station, and then we round out the episode with a quiz which yet again....reveals a shocking truth about each of us.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today after a brief detour to Heaven, Jacques, Hesse, and I discuss the Kirk memorial, Bridgette Macron providing "photographic evidence" of her womanhood to a judge, and of course–Donald Trump's autism announcement. Plus some birthday updates from Jacques.

It's Seeking Sunday! Hesse, Jacques and Max review the 1990 action/sci-fi film Predator 2! Listen to Max's show The Drain

Hello Seekers! It's a special S-S-Seeking Saturday. Ben here, today I explain everything about Charlie Kirk to Jacques, who has almost zero idea who Charlie is, or why he was assassinated. I walk him through the unfolding situation starting with the day of, the immediate aftermath, to the capture of the alleged suspect. We discuss Trump potentially coming after Etsy witches, the fact Jezebel is still randomly operating (?), what the engraved bullets can tell us about the alleged assassin's politics and of course, we check in to what Bevvie had to say about it all. Plus Jacques does a freestyle in Charlie's memory.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques and I hop on the radio waves to bring you some of our favorite songs for Fall! Between playing our tracks we talk about Tucker Carlson's burning desire to interview Pete Buttiegieg about Gay S*x, Donald Trump's birthday letter to Epstein, the rise of schizophrenia and psychosis among THC users and then I do an edible. Plus Jacuqes has an interview with a Chinese Company looking for a "monkey" AKA a silent white American to hang out around business meetings. He does amazing.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Thomas and Jake of Pendejo Time join us! Jacques gives us a rundown of some recent celebrity news, Jake tells us about going to the Abbey and SUR, and we read through some submissions to the Ethicist. Plus we find out what it's like to do 1000mgs of THC then go to the dentist.