Princess Mononoke

You might see the title for this episode and think to yourself: “are they really so negligent in their release schedule that they are putting out their Christmas episode in March?” To which I, Dan, say to you: no that’s ridiculous, we recorded this one in February. I’d say this isn’t going to become a trend but it has clearly become one. We watched Hot Frosty as the last of our Dealer’s Choice movies for the year and it was surprising in a lot of ways that we found surprising in its surprisingness. Does that mean it’s good? Clearly you have not listened to our show if you think that is the case. Join me (your tardy-ass editor), Audrey, and Jimmy as we talk about how this movie would been other different circumstances, the density of snow in relationship to flesh, the secret source of the Hulk’s anger, and man-shaped holes in what is possibly the dirtiest episode of our awful podcast to date. But just like that dirty, disgusting street snow it is still fun for the whole family. Special thanks to Asher’s dad’s band, Liquid Horizon, for debuting their music on our podcast. If you enjoy yacht rock by middle-aged divorced dads with multiple restraining orders, you can listen to their work at https://soundcloud.com/liquid-horizon-191307162/albums. Yes, this is a real thing, and it’s exactly what you think it is. Consider it the show’s Easter egg. You’re welcome, world. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode Description by ChatGP-T (a.k.a. Mr. T) “Hey, you! Yeah, YOU, fool! Stop scrolling and start listening, ‘cause the Supreme Podcasting Champs are back with an episode that’s stronger than a chain of gold and sharper than Mr. T’s barber!” This week, the Scraping the Vault crew dives headfirst into Be Somebody… or Be Somebody’s Fool!—the iconic 1984 motivational masterpiece from none other than me, Mr. T! And let me tell ya, these fools learned some real lessons this time. Here’s what went down: They learned how to spell Mother (hint: it’s all about love and respect, fool!). They discovered that anger ain’t bad if you can “use it, don’t lose it.” (Just like my patience with them—barely hangin’ on!) And the best way to eat potato salad? Straight off the fingers of Mr. T himself! Yeah, you heard that right. It’s delicious, nutritious, and a privilege, fool! But that’s not all. The hosts ask the big questions: Is Mr. T’s cello playing the greatest metaphor for perseverance ever put on VHS? (Spoiler: Yes, it is!) Can breakdancing truly heal a nation? (Only if you’re spinning with the heart of a champion!) Why would Calvin Klein and Gloria Vanderbilt want your name on their jeans? (They wouldn’t, fool, so don’t wear theirs!) So, grab a bowl of respect, sprinkle on some self-worth, and tune in as these podcasting maniacs unravel my wisdom one absurd segment at a time. But don’t get it twisted: if you ain’t laughing AND learning, then you better rewind, fool, because the only thing worse than missing this episode is disrespecting your mother. “Scraping the Vault—where fools become champions, one ridiculous episode at a time.” Now quit wasting time! Download it, stream it, or I pity you for missin’ out! Peace, respect, and potato salad. Link to SDS....You https://youtu.be/ajGb9B6vCDE?si=5Y4es-WNt_ZKqzne Link to Mr T https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y1abMt1UGw Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Holidays! For some of us, November 1st is the start of the Christmas season. For others, it starts the day after thanksgiving. For even others, it should never start. One of the latter is Ebenezer Scrooge (AKA Dan's character. The one he has been playing for years. Tune in to The supreme resort to learn about the real Dan). Will Dan enjoy this holiday classic? Does Jimmy blindly gush over anything? Does Audrey do a surprisingly good Owen Wilson impression? The answers to all these questions should be obvious, but you'll have to tune in to find out. Enjoy! Leave a review! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mining for Meaning: Dissecting Disney's Latest Mashup Hey, did you know there's a hidden nod to Kim Irvine in the Muppets Haunted Mansion movie? Find out why this small detail caused a stir and left fans divided. Stay tuned to uncover the surprising backstory behind this unexpected cameo. In this episode, you will be able to: Explore the impact of controversial book bans on children's education and the broader implications for freedom of expression. Discover the educational value of Muppets-themed content and its potential to engage and inspire young learners in unique ways. Uncover the role of media in advocating for and addressing children's rights and how it shapes societal perceptions. Understand the dynamics between parents and teachers in shaping a child's educational journey and the impact of collaboration on learning outcomes. Examine the influence of media attention on educational policies and decisions, and its implications for the future of children's education. The key moments in this episode are: 00:00:00 - Controversy over Muppet book in kindergarten class  00:00:26 - Concerns over graphic content  00:00:57 - Media attention and committee approval  00:01:48 - Conclusion and next steps  00:14:26 - The Haunted Mansion and the Muppets  00:17:41 - Muppet Haunted Mansion Overview  00:20:36 - Parody vs. Homage  00:24:02 - Character Arc and Story Message  00:27:33 - Critique of Movie Quality  00:28:28 - The Business of Musicals  00:29:21 - Critique of Capitalism  00:31:07 - Rushed Production  00:35:45 - Managing Expectations  00:41:51 - Easter Eggs and Celebrity References  00:42:12 - Mixed Feelings on the Movie  00:44:01 - Engaging Commentary and Movie Experience  00:49:25 - Practical vs. Digital Effects  00:52:29 - Intriguing Movie Plot Development  00:54:47 - Musical Nods and Dark Themes  00:56:12 - Muppets and the Haunted Mansion movie  00:59:36 - Facing Fears in the Mansion  01:03:45 - Saving Pepe and Facing Fears  01:05:09 - Meeting the Great MacGuffin  01:09:27 - Nods to Haunted Mansion Elements  01:10:37 - Reviewing "The Ride"  01:11:29 - Booby Trap Brewing Company  01:12:57 - Tofurkey Dinner Plans  01:18:09 - Characters Welcome and Improv Comedy  01:22:06 - Disneyland Trip Booking  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What can we say, these aren't getting any better. This movie was released just after John Lasseter hugged the straight to video sequels away.. This one does not carry any future plot, it does not fill the characters out in any way, and perhaps even takes away from some of the character relationships from the original film. Listen as Audrey, Dan and Jimmy try to make sense of this "tale" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We have fully evolved into a Harry Potter Podcast. Don't know when it happened, but it did. Think about it, Cinderella 3 has magic, wands, fairies, an evil person who you can't say their name (mostly cause they don't have one) and Audrey and Jimmy happen to know a lot about HP. Anyway, this movie is a masterpiece. I don't care what Dan says. Listen as Dan, Jimmy and Audrey explore the themes and details of this 2007 straight to video (and our hearts) moovee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back!!! Fox and the Hound was a movie. The source material for that movie was dark! The sequel, Fox and the Hound 2 has absolutely nothing to do with the original film or the source material. It was like someone came up with a long episode of some Disney channel show about two cis white twin boys and they were like, we could make this into a movie, what characters could we use that have some sort of existing IP? And, thus, Fox and the Hound 2. Hear Audrey, Dan and Jimmy explore the source material juxtaposed with the synopsis of the actual tragedy that is this not at all awaited sequel. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In the 14th century, the harmony that humans, animals and gods have enjoyed begins to crumble. The protagonist, young Ashitaka - infected by an animal attack, seeks a cure from the deer-like god Shishigami. In his travels, he sees humans ravaging the earth, bringing down the wrath of wolf god Moro and his human companion Princess Mononoke Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Muppets, Mazes, and Metaphors: Dissecting a Cult Classic Film Does the idea of delving deeper into the captivating world of Labyrinth sound familiar? Have you ever been told to simply watch the movie and hope to understand its hidden layers and meanings? The frustration of not fully grasping the themes and symbolism can leave you feeling unsatisfied and yearning for a deeper understanding. But fear not, there is a better way to gain insight into Labyrinth and appreciate its intricacies. In this episode, you will be able to: Explore the captivating world of Labyrinth through an in-depth analysis of the movie's themes and symbolism. Gain insight into David Bowie's iconic role as Jareth in Labyrinth and discover the impact of his character on the film's narrative. Delve into Jennifer Connelly's stellar performance in Labyrinth and uncover the nuances of her portrayal of Sarah. Uncover the technical aspects of Labyrinth, from the mesmerizing set designs to the innovative puppetry and special effects. Gain a deeper appreciation for the storytelling techniques used in Labyrinth and how they contribute to the film's enduring appeal. My special guest is Dan, Jimmy, Erik, Audrey Audrey, a knowledgeable film enthusiast and co-host of several podcasts, including Bowie Splaining, brings a wealth of expertise to the table. With a keen eye for detail and a passion for storytelling, Audrey's analytical approach provides valuable insights into the intricacies of Labyrinth. Her depth of knowledge and love for cinema make her an invaluable contributor to the discussion, offering a well-rounded perspective that enriches the exploration of this cult classic film. The key moments in this episode are: 00:00:00 - Introduction and Gothic Fashion  00:01:16 - Evolution of Fashion  00:03:32 - Introducing Guests and Bowie Splaining  00:08:35 - Movie Selection and Labyrinth  00:09:15 - Personal Experience and Insights  00:16:47 - Initial thoughts on the movie  00:19:29 - David Bowie's involvement  00:23:30 - Meaning of the movie  00:29:42 - Analysis of Jareth's character  00:33:36 - Introduction of CGI  00:33:50 - Practical Effects vs. CGI in Labyrinth  00:35:04 - Sarah's Character and Family Dynamics  00:38:42 - David Bowie as Jareth  00:45:08 - Jareth's Offer and Sarah's Quest  00:48:44 - Introduction of Hoggle  00:50:03 - The Prince of the Land of Stench  00:51:26 - The Force Perspective  00:54:42 - Magic Dance and Bowie's Performance  00:58:08 - The Hands and Practical Effects  01:02:32 - The Cleaners and Theatrical Threat  01:04:37 - Introduction and character development  01:06:34 - Ludo's introduction and teamwork  01:10:26 - Hoggle's dilemma and Jareth's manipulation  01:14:13 - Bog of Eternal Stench and Sir Didymus  01:19:05 - Dream world and ballroom scene  01:20:05 - Revisiting the Movie's Impact  01:22:23 - Analyzing the Song Lyrics  01:27:39 - Overcoming the Dream World  01:29:45 - Defeating Obstacles and Forgiveness  01:33:58 - Self-Awareness of Characters  01:35:59 - Favorite Song and Meta Commentary  01:37:13 - Taking Control and Tragic Undertones  01:41:38 - The Alternate Ending  01:45:15 - Box Office Performance and Potential Sequel  01:52:43 - Final Thoughts and Beer Pairing  01:53:06 - Appreciating Labyrinth's Puppetry  01:53:57 - Exploring Labyrinth Brewing Company's Beers  01:57:35 - 80s Music and Changes in the Industry  02:00:40 - Humorous Drug Associations and Movie Recommendations  02:06:20 - Family Movie Night and Reactions  02:10:35 - Easter Egg Fun and BMI Rant  02:11:58 - Financial Advice and OnlyFans Tease  02:13:07 - XL Energy Email and Podcast Start  02:13:43 - Returning to the Podcast  02:14:43 - Introducing the Show  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey, it's Erik. Jimmy asked me to post this episode. I haven't listened to it yet, so here's what AI has to say about the episode. I love you all and Merry Holidays from me, Erik, who is not on this show. Join me as I delve into conflicting feelings about a whimsical movie and the promotion of other shows on the network. But just when things seem settled, a shocking twist leaves me in a difficult situation, leaving you hanging and eager for more. Tune in for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected surprises! In this episode, you will be able to: Explore the timeless magic of the "Labyrinth" movie and uncover its hidden gems. Uncover the profound impact David Bowie made on the creation and legacy of "Labyrinth." Get a sneak peek into other captivating shows waiting for you on the network. Delve into the enchanting world of Main Street vehicles and majestic horses at Disneyland. Embrace the holiday spirit and kindness as we share heartwarming stories and festive cheer. The key moments in this episode are: 00:00:00 - The Importance of Christmas Specials  00:02:31 - Chipmunk Christmas and Holiday Outreach  00:06:13 - Sharing Holiday Cheer  00:11:44 - Spreading Kindness During the Holidays  00:16:36 - Childhood Christmas Memories  00:19:18 - Critical Analysis of Alvin and the Chipmunks  00:25:10 - Alvin's Guilt and Generosity  00:28:52 - Unusual Character Voicing  00:31:43 - Alvin's Secret  00:32:52 - The Chipmunks' Last Name  00:34:04 - Alvin's Harmonica Dilemma  00:35:35 - Alvin's Money-Making Plan  00:43:36 - Dave's Misunderstanding  00:46:49 - Alvin's Generosity  00:48:27 - The Mom's Revelation  00:49:13 - Alvin's Depression  00:51:18 - Custody Battle  00:53:20 - A Chipmunk Christmas  00:56:59 - Food and Drink Pairing  01:04:47 - Introduction and upcoming movie review  01:05:11 - Future movie reviews  01:05:26 - Promotion of other shows  01:05:39 - Discussion about upcoming episodes  01:05:58 - Conclusion and holiday wishes  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices