Ep. 89: Trimix Train Wreck; Plus...Spoiler Alert: You’re Ugly

We head to Desire Resorts to celebrate a friend's birthday, and rediscover the obstacles between friendly and sexy.Richard meets a Neurologist/Urologist who challenges the hypothesis of his Trimix experiment.A teacher quizzes Richard on some science. He aces his science quiz, but fails to cease the flirt opportunity.Thanks to "karaoke" in the disco, we are orgy-bound to party in the diamond suites.We play with a couple and will forever be our ‘mental porno couple’!#LABCOAT #THEYWEREHIRED. #FARDARKCORNERCheck our sponsors:Tabutoys.com (15% promo code: ROOM77) - Get through customs with a bag of dicksShivers.store (10% promo code: R77) Mushroom GUMMIES Launching!BikiniAddiction.com (10% promo code: ROOM77) LAVA’S LAST HORAH!Patreon Help us #keepitupBook your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini!

Richard suits up in his lab coat, grabs a needle and continues his research for science. His lab is the Desire Riviera Maya jacuzzi. We take a quick trip to Desire RM where we meet up with a couple from last year, we think we may too dirty for them.How to pick the perfect spot in the jacuzzi?Richard gives a PSA on how to use the cubby hole system.Move that bus, we were stunned by this hotel room makeover. Then Lauren is stunned by her sexy vibe.Siding with friend in the lifestyle, we crack the code.Don’t book Desire without asking me for a rate first! Come to Richard’s newest meet n greet idea at our October SIN Event. Stay at our Overflow hotel!#WINACUP #EIFFELTOWER #DESIREROOMMAKEOVER #AUTOBLOWCheck our sponsors:Tabutoys.com (15% promo code: ROOM77) BLOW YOUR MIND AND YOUR COCK WITH THE AUTOBLOW-AI MACHINEShivers.store (10% promo code: R77) THC GUMMIESBikiniAddiction.com (10% promo code: ROOM77) LAVA’S LAST HORAH!Patreon Help us #keepitupBook your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini!

This month marks 7 years since we began recording this podcast. Looking back over the years, we see how much has changed, how much we've grown, what we've accomplished and what we still suck at. We narrow it down to the 7 most important things you should know from our experiences in the past 7 years.Richard has an announcement that everyone will be going through a second puberty. This one, just as awkward and with all new hair issues. Yay! #growershowerhoperCan you convince an outsider to change their perception of the lifestyle? Are we supposed to? We are not or activists Simply lifestyle people who need a group chat and a foam party -not equal rights!We suck at OnlyFans mostly because its something that requires a schedule and full commitment. Who knew head gear and fancy lighting were required to capture a hot foursome? Every career has a Monday morning!Lauren has expanded her sex intellect learning new terms, new positions, and becoming better at dirty talk through the years. Richard feels lazier at sex now than 7 years ago. We learn that TriMix is a game changer!In almost 100 episodes, we got one thing right: an episode where we gave advice to "be the host of your own party" and that advice is something we still use on vacations.Hello my name is Lauren and I'm a swinger. We celebrate 7 years clean. How do you stay completely safe? We give you the fool proof answer.Our biggest accomplishment might be our successful DP. It only took us almost 7 years! We have Shivers and TabuToys to thank for it. It only takes a podcast and sponsors for us to learn stuff. #realtalkCheck our sponsors:Tabutoys.com (promo code: ROOM77) CHECK OUT THE NEW PUMP - IT'S A SPA FOR YOUR PENISShivers.store (promo code: R77) and save 10% NEW Product Launch!BikiniAddiction.com (promo code: ROOM77) Patreon Help us #keepitupBook your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini!

We finally go aboard with friends to celebrate Richard's birthday at Temptation Cruises.We find our sea legs, take photos of Jamaica from the ship, and discover three distinct types of people who choose cruises as vacations.Comparing FLIRT 2025 to the Temptation Cruise, the 77 Event takes the win.On the second to last night, we meet the perfect couple. Losing your voice and taking gummies can land you quickly in a standing, kissing, dancing, foursome.Listen to some behind the scenes mayhem at FLIRT 2025 we had, while all the people were busy having a blast. Check our sponsors:Tabutoys.com (promo code: ROOM77) CHECK OUT THE PLAYROOM SWING - EVERYONE'S FAVShivers.store (promo code: R77) and save 10%BikiniAddictioncustoms.com (promo code: ROOM77) Create your own Limited Edition! Website password: BEACHPatreon Help us #keepitupBook your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini!

Segment One – Miscommunication C@ckblockBad communication during a Temptation hookup on Shivers leaves Lauren highly gullible and Richard unintentionally cockblocking half the group. Find out how we apologize after shattering a poor man's soul and ego because he's denied entry to Lauren, all while Richard was busy banging his wife.Segment Two – Stalker VibesAfter stalking a couple at Temptation, we fell in love at first sight for 3 days. We amazingly did not receive a restraining order, but we did learn a valuable lesson.Segment Three – The Event: Clone A WillyOur FLIRT event was amazing! One of the highlights? The Clone-A-Willy demo during happy hour. It made Lauren hoarse and Richard happily slap a horse-sized “willy clone” on his face. Thanks to Tabutoys.com, the happy hour pool was filled with dick. Meanwhile, the other dick—Richard— interviews guests, uncovering a couple into necrophilia and another who had some, uh… farm-related experiences. Listen now before the FCC bans us!Segment Four – Temptation Cruise TeaseWe recorded a short segment aboard the Temptation Cruise—hear our initial thoughts before the full debrief in the next episode. We’ll be on the next cruise in November—book through me! The last couple who did just left our cabin (wink). Can’t wait? Join Patreon  and reach out!Check our sponsors:Tabutoys.com and Clone-A-Willy  Save 15% with code: ROOM77 until they are gone!Shivers.store Save 10% (promo code: R77)BikiniAddiction.com Save 10% (promo code: ROOM77)Patreon - Become a Member! Help us #keepitupBook your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini!

We go to Desire Resorts for some fun. Richard creates his own circus freak show in the afternoon jacuzzi. Lauren practices how to hide a hard one during normal conversation with fancy leg tricks.We've all rated other couples on a scale of 1-10. Maybe you have rated yourself on the same scale. What makes people attractive and how can you get them to be 20% hotter?Check our sponsors:Tabutoys.com (promo code: meltme77) CHECK OUT THE MELT-LAUREN'S NEW FAV TOY - now 25% off! Save 15% on all other things (promo code: ROOM77)Shivers.store (promo code: R77FLIRT) FEB ONLY - 20% OFF ALL SHIVERSBikiniAddictionCustoms.com (WEBISTE code to enter: BEACH)Patreon Help us #keepitup BECOME A MEMBER (Save 10% on BA Customs for members only!)Book your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren, SAVE $$ and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini!

We journey up the road to celebrate a friend's birthday at Temptation Resorts.Don’t meet awkward with awkward. You’re smarter than this Richard. Richard's confidence in his oral-giving skills is lacking.Lauren says "Sign Me Up" for some aggressive sex positions. By the end of the night, we finally had a successful DP!Do you walk into or walk away from hookups with the "I want them to think I was the best F ever"? Social media experts are out of control! This non-lifestyle TikTok-er shares her brilliant ideas about the lifestyle and decodes our secret language.Check our sponsors:Tabutoys.com (promo code: ROOM77) CHECK OUT THE MELT-LAUREN'S NEW FAV TOYShivers.store (promo code: R77)BikiniAddiction.com (promo code: ROOM77)Become A Member Help us #keepitupBook your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini!

We talk about the benefits of being bold and taking tiny risks at events and trying to leave without regrets.We discuss what others' expectations of us may be and the nerves it causes.How did the ladies at SIN react when they learned they were at a Large Penis Convention?Richard flashed a woman and her reaction left him a little scarred.We may or may not have tried to force a man to do dirty things with us leaving him wounded… sorry, sir.We have some of the (physically) hottest sex ever causing Richard’s core temperature to rise to an alarming level.You can still Go to our Feb Flirt Event. Stay 3 to 5 nights at our Overflow hotel!Check our sponsors:Tabutoys.com (promo code: ROOM77) CHECK OUT THE MELT-LAUREN'S NEW FAV TOYShivers.store (promo code: R77)BikiniAddiction.com BLACK FRIDAY SALE (promo code: ROOM77)Become A Member Help us #keepitupBook your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini!

Listen to how we prepare ourselves to be ‘totally used’ and wind up skipping the nuance of communication and send our play partner into possible future therapy. Shivers.store (promo code: R7769 for freebie this month only!Is Accidental Anal Penetration sexual assault? Find out what we think and what our private group members think along with other real couples experiences. (Become A Member)Bikini Addiction has restocked. Make sure to go grab what you needed BikiniAddiction.com (promo code: ROOM77)A hot 4some with DP action and filming puts Richard in an awkward position. But not as awkward as his play partner. Richard invents new ways and maybe a device to help Lauren communicate orgasms and learn how you can still Go to our Feb Flirt Event. Check our sponsors:Shivers.store (promo code: R7769)BikiniAddiction.com (promo code: ROOM77)Become A Member Help us #keepitupBook your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini!

Lauren drags Richard to a “Vanilla” dinner party. Hot girls show up and one catches Richard in nothing but a towel. Start the porn music!!  FMF We have a totally spontaneous and unexpected threesome!! How fast can Richard screw this up? Flaking Single Guys!! We try to make content for Onlyfans and keep failing because these single guys seem more interested in flirting online rather than F’ing. Check our sponsors:Tabutoys.com and grab the some of Lauren's new anal lube here! Save 15% with code: ROOM77Shivers.store (promo code: R77)BikiniAddiction.com (promo code: ROOM77)Patreon Help us #keepitupBook your Desire / Temptation /Hedo trip* with Lauren and get a free Bikini Addiction bikini!