65: Valentine's Day

Hey Friends! I'm sorry to announce that we're ending our beautiful podcast. Thank you so much to everyone who listened and supported. We're grateful to have gotten to make so many episodes of a silly lil' show that we're really proud of. This will be the only episode we don't have to list as explicit. Thanks for listening! Mort, Ashly and Danie

Join the OG Rebrand crew of Ash, Mort and Danie "The Producinator" Wright as they rebrand Wheat Thins! Laugh your busy little head off as we discuss how the Wheat Thins website appears to be from 2004, why they're weirdly sweet and what would happen if Gandolf had giant boobs. Enjoy! @RebrandThePod and @Ashlyburch and @DanieLeighArtSupport @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities.Donate to Black families affected by the Eaton Fires here:  https://lasentinel.net/displaced-black-families-gofund-me-directory.html

Mort, Ashly and Danie let their opinions fly concerning all things Reese's. Mort and Ashly get HEATED regarding the perfect sweet snack. It's like a damn episode of Real Housewives in here, but with more plastic surgery! @MortBurke and @Ashlyburch and @DanieLeighArtYou can find us on Patreon where at the moment you can get a free 7 day trialDanie has a website for her charming and crazy affordable art! Go check it out here Go watch Ashly's I'm Happy Your Here On Youtube! Go read Mort's book, Treehouse, on Substack! Support @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities.Donate to Black families affected by the Eaton Fires here

Why did Ashly and Mort choose Justin Long to be the new Face Of Pringles? It's a twisted logic you'll only understand by listening to this episode of Rebrand! @MortBurke and @AshlyburchEpisode Art by @DanieLeighArtYou can find us on Patreon where at the moment you can get a free 7 day trialFollow us on Instagram! Support @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities.Donate to Black families affected by the Eaton Fires here

Ashly and Mort go solo in what may truly be the most filthy episode of Rebrand yet! Join us as we discuss genitalia shaped plushies, a bangable toy for your dog or cat and more! @MortBurke and @AshlyburchEpisode Art by @DanieLeighArtYou can find us on Patreon where at the moment you can get a free 7 day trialFollow us on Instagram!Support @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities.Donate to Black families affected by the Eaton Fires here

Mort is joined by his good pal, actor/comedian/VO God, Zach Mendez to rebrand Twizzlers. @MortBurke @Zach.Mendez and @AshlyburchEpisode Art by @DanieLeighArtYou can find us on Patreon where at the moment you can get a free 7 day trialFollow us on Instagram!Support @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities.Donate to Black families affected by the Eaton Fires here

The Quaker Oats guy before Rebrand: boring, old, scary. The Quaker Oats guy after Rebrand: Hip, Modern, Sexy!? Ashy and Mort are joined by the guys from the hit 'cast Good Morning From Hell (@morningfromhell) and Tales from the Stinky Dragon (@stinkydragonpod) to make the bland world of Quaker Oats HOT. From a terrifying horror movie staring The Quaker Man to cleaning up the company's disturbing history, this ep's got it all! Follow Blaine Gibson (@the_blaine) and Chris Demarais (@chrisdemarais)@AshlyBurch and @MortBurke Please donate to DHH, a church in South Minneapolis that's getting food to people who are afraid to leave their homes, thanks to the Violent Keystone Cops: https://www.dhhmn.com/operationsSupport @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities.Donate to Black families affected by the Eaton Fires here:  https://lasentinel.net/displaced-black-families-gofund-me-directory.html

Mort, Ashly and Danie display INCREDIBLE courage by taking on the behemoth of lunched meats, Oscar Mayer.  Don't test this crew to rebrand low quality snacks and meats, cause you'll get shit like, Munchieblies (copyright pending) a Lunchable for stoners, and how about Waymo Hot Dog Mobiles?! Stunning.  This one's hilarious and thanks to Danie's always troubling products segment, a little scary!  Tell your frien's about Rebrand because this show's too darn good not to blow. Please be kind to yourself and support your immigrant neighbors. We're all human and that is beautiful if we let it be!  @MortBurke and @Ashlyburch and @DanieLeighArt Follow Mort's Substack and read his book. New chapters weekly. https://substack.com/@mortonedmundburke Support @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities. Donate to Black families affected by the Eaton Fires here:  https://lasentinel.net/displaced-black-families-gofund-me-directory.html 

Time for the russian doll of Rebrand episodes: Podcasts! Super Producer Danie Wright joins Mort to address our beloved medium. We talk about what 'casts are doing right and what they're doing wrong as well as try on accents and discuss whether or not Danie is in danger of passing away from being too British. If you're enjoying the pod, share it with friends! @MortBurke and @danieleighartSupport @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities.Donate to Black families affected by the Eaton Fires here:  https://lasentinel.net/displaced-black-families-gofund-me-directory.html

Mort gets so very real about his ADHD and specifically the topic of hyperfixation and the effect it has on his life. Join our courageous hosts as they address the nuances of living with executive processing disorders and discuss an erotic novel about minotaurs. This podcast truly contains multitudes. @MortBurke and @Ashlyburch and @DanieLeighArt Support @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities. Donate to Black families affected by the Eaton Fires here: https://lasentinel.net/displaced-black-families-gofund-me-directory.html