Ep. 427 Riley Lassin - Hookup Fails

The always energetic Adam Richmond is back on the podcast. The boys open the show talking about using your physicality performing on stage and how good comedy is like jazz. This leads to a conversation about finding your voice as a performer. The guys shift gears and talk about a subject close to Adam’s heart - the Middle East conflict and Israel’s right to exist. This leads to a long conversation about politics and the state of the western world. Randy ponders how hard it must be to be an adolescent man in a traditional Islmaic society. Adam starts a convo about transpeople in sports. They invent a new national holiday called Sloth Month. The fellas close with the news - There is a new world champ in self-pleasure, fans want the artist Pitbull to be the next Florida Senator, and an Italian town is offering $1 homes to Americans who want to leave after Trump’s win.    Outro: “Funk Doctor” by Gee Dubs   Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy @readysetblowpod YouTube:   @randyvaleriocomedy   @readysetblowpodcast     #comedypodcast #comedy #podcast #podcastclips #comedyvideo #news #advice #israel #palestine #middleeast #westernculture #politics #politicalnews #artist #standup #sports #fairness #competitive #sloth 

Podcast-favorite Riley Lassin is back! Riley opens the show explaining why she likes the middle seat on airplanes. Riley asks Randy if he’s in the Mile High club, which makes him get on his soapbox about how overrated hooking up in novel places is. This leads to a conversation about being cautious with your kinks around new partners. Riley comes up with one of the best analogies of all time. The two shift gears and discuss weird allergies. Randy gets caught up on Riley’s love life. They try to close with the news - Randy starts talking about a recent UK court ruling stating that making fun of bald men is sexual harassment…but Riley hijacks the segment to share the story of getting her wig pulled off during a very intimate moment.   Outro: “Funk Doctor” by Gee Dubs   Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy @readysetblowpod YouTube:   @randyvaleriocomedy   @readysetblowpodcast     #comedypodcast #comedy #podcast #podcastclips #comedyvideo #news #advice #dating #datingadvice #allergies #datingtips #love #intimacy

Randy welcomes Comedian and Dating Coach Paul Roseberry back to the show. Randy opens the show talking about his local school board election results. The boys discuss Trump’s recent Cabinet picks. Paul starts a conversation about animal intelligence and being stalked by coyotes. They shift gears and talk about Denzel Washington movies. Randy shares a secret on how to get a college education without having to pay for it. The fellas touch on the Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul fight. Paul shares a story about rubbing one out while on a date. They close with the news - Mike Tyson alleges he slept with a woman with AIDS but didn’t contract it, eating grasshoppers is extremely beneficial, and scientists have found evidence of “negative time”.    Outro: “Funk Doctor” by Gee Dubs   Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy @readysetblowpod YouTube:   @randyvaleriocomedy   @readysetblowpodcast     #comedypodcast #comedy #podcast #podcastclips #comedyvideo #news #advice #trump #election #election2024 #electionnews #maga #cabinet #potus #animals #animalintelligence #denzelwashington #college #collegeeducation #studentloans #miketyson #jakepaul #time #physics

The wonderful Cinthya Brasil joins the show this week. Cinthya opens the show sharing her love of all things Disney. Randy asks Cinthya about her experience immigrating from Brazil and her views on the cities around the US she has visited. This leads to a conversation about Vegas being a dump. The two touch on the outcome of the election and Cinthya’s support of Donald Trump. They shift gears and Cinthya talks about being raised as a Jehovah’s Witness and going door-to-door on weekends. Cinthya discusses her decision to not have an OnlyFans. They close with the news - the new 4B women’s movement, North Korean soldiers new obsession now that they have full internet access in Russia, and a study reveals female dogs judge humans more than male dogs do.    Outro: “Funk Doctor” by Gee Dubs   Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy @readysetblowpod YouTube:   @randyvaleriocomedy   @readysetblowpodcast     #comedypodcast #comedy #podcast #podcastclips #comedyvideo #news #advice #brazil #brasil #immigration #maga #election #trump #disney #disneyland #jehovahswitnesses #doortodoor #mission #womensmovement #judgement

Comedian Ben Smith joins Randy in studio this week. They open the show talking about marketing and political advertisements. Randy rails about how annoying Election Day is. Ben gives his views on Tony Hinchcliffe’s set at the Madison Square Garden Trump rally. The boys touch on Elon Musk’s involvement in politics. They move on to discuss AI and its impact on social media. Ben talks about his time living in Austin, Texas. The fellas talk a little sports. They close the show with the news - A man is rushed to the hospital after stuffing 15 eggs in his rectum, a restaurant limits the number of drinks adults with children can have, hackers takeover robot vacuums and make them shout racist slurs, and a study shows dogs lay awake at night and think about their problems.   Outro: “Queens Galaxy” by Gee Dubs   Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy @readysetblowpod YouTube:   @randyvaleriocomedy   @readysetblowpodcast    #comedypodcast #comedy #podcast #podcastclips #comedyvideo #news #advice #marketing #advertising #politics #politicalnews #election #elonmusk #trump #ai #socialmedia

Randy welcomes the great Brian Jesiolowski to the podcast. The boys open the show talking about being raised on the east coast in the 80’s and 90’s. Brian tells Randy about a recent unexpected medical surgery. They move on to talk about the election, specifically a politician running for governor who allegedly made some wild comments on an adult website forum. This evolves into a conversation about what conspiracy theories may be true. They shift gears and talk about drug addicted pro wrestlers on Saturday morning children’s TV. The fellas share their mutual appreciation for psychedelics. The two close with the news - A study has revealed women need more sleep than men and the cost of the the “American Dream” has skyrocketed.   Outro: “Funk Doctor” by Gee Dubs   Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy @readysetblowpod YouTube:   @randyvaleriocomedy   @readysetblowpodcast     #comedypodcast #comedy #podcast #podcastclips #comedyvideo #news #advice #eastcoast #appendicitis #election #election2024 #politics #electionnews #politicians #psychedelictrance #sleep #americandream

Comedian and producer Nick Romero joins the show. They guys start the show discussing the pandemic days and what they did with their time and government checks. Nick talks about his brush with cancellation, learning from past mistakes and second chances. Randy asks Nick about his journey with addiction from daily drinking to being a “dry drunk” to finally getting sober in a healthy and positive way. The fellas discuss the Me Too movement and how long it took for it to reach the music industry. Nick tells Randy how he started the Machine Gun Comedy shows and its evolution. The boys share their mutual love for no-holds-barred dark comedy. The fellas close with the news for the week - Hangovers cost the US economy over $220 billion a year, a study shows that people who believe in astrology have lower IQs and a tendency toward narcissism, and a former military officer claims the US made a truce with an alien civilization.   Outro: “Queens Galaxy” by Gee Dubs   Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy @readysetblowpod YouTube:   @randyvaleriocomedy   @readysetblowpodcast     #comedypodcast #comedy #podcast #podcastclips #comedyvideo #news #advice #pandemic #mistakes #cancelled #addictionrecovery #alcoholaddiction #alcholicsanonymous #aa #recovery #recoveryjourney #soberlife #darkcomedy #hangover #astrology #narcissist #narcissism #uap #aliens

First-time guest Matty Fontana sits down with Randy this week. Matty opens the show telling Randy about his move from Boston to Hollywood to pursue acting. Randy asks Matt why he still hasn’t lost his Boston accent. Matty describes his transition into the comedy scene. The boys talk about the difference between following a comic who just crushed versus one that just bombed. Matty shares with Randy some of the acting techniques actors use. He then tells the tale of how he met Lauren Bacall at the Hotel Bel-Air. The fellas share what they love most about Boston. They close with the news - Sweden is offering $34K to migrants to leave Sweden, men who prefer women with large breasts tend to be financially insecure, and the average persons wastes 7 years of their life just trying to fall asleep.   Outro: “Funk Doctor” by Gee Dubs   Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy @readysetblowpod YouTube:   @randyvaleriocomedy   @readysetblowpodcast   #comedypodcast #comedy #podcast #podcastclips #comedyvideo #news #advice #boston #hollywood #actor #acting #actorslife #accent #sweden #migrants #financialfreedom #sleep

The hilarious Matty Chymbor is back on the podcast this week. Matty and Randy open the show discussing balancing a job and trying to make it in comedy. They talk about responding to comments on social media. This leads to a conversation about political comedy and how misinformed most comics are. They touch on Randy’s current favorite topic - the Diddy Saga. This leads to a discussion about how the Me Too Movement somehow skipped the music industry. They close with the news - People who watch True Crime shows to relax may be mentally disturbed, studies show that men with beards are less trustworthy, and a Pew Research poll shows that 1 in 4 young people will be single for life.   Outro: “Funk Doctor” by Gee Dubs   Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy @readysetblowpod YouTube:   @randyvaleriocomedy   @readysetblowpodcast    #comedypodcast #comedy #podcast #podcastclips #comedyvideo #news #advice #standupcomedy #socialmedia #career #politics #politicalhumor #diddy #metoomovement #truecrimecommunity #singlelife #relationship

Randy welcomes comedian David Hahn back to the show. They open the episode talking about history and the world wars. Randy starts a conversation about immigration policy. The fellas touch on the Diddy saga. David shift gears and talks a little about the laws a president actually has to abide by. Randy complains to David about Instagram and their censorship policies. They close with the news - California has a new law against deep fakes, the least attractive hobbies men have, and a watch-dog group makes an offer to host a parade in Gaza.   Outro: “Queens Galaxy” by Gee Dubs   Social Media: Instagram: @randyvalerio @readysetblowpodcast Twitter: @randytvalerio @readysetblowpodcast TikTok: @randyvaleriocomedy @readysetblowpod YouTube:   @randyvaleriocomedy   @readysetblowpodcast    #comedypodcast #comedy #podcast #podcastclips #comedyvideo #news #advice #politics #politicalnews #politicallycorrect #election #trump #instagram #president #potus #history #europe #immigration #diddy #california #middleeast #gaza #israel