Ep 28: And Nothing Hurt

It's part 2 of the finale. Jen, Flandel, Pique. Andul, Gore, Hadar. The heroes arise as the light goes out. Can the tour guides of our dreams stop the unbalancing of eldritch power and finally get home?

The tour guides emerge in a space that is familiar and distant simultaneously. While nostalgia is lovely, time is of the essence as the crew needs to push through to confront Gandar and prevent an eldritch imbalance from occurring. Will Jenn help others before she helps herself? Will Flandel discover new shapes? Will Pique have a cool battle line? Find out!

Azore in a new form proves to provide more questions than answers. Will Flandel develop more captaining skills? Will Pique find herself in an uncomfortable past? Will Jenn become the one!?!? cue Kylie Minogue

Finally, the brain of Andul has been recovered. All that's left is to return it and get their coordinates to go home. No complications could possibly occur. Will Flandel learn more about the world he inhabits? Will Pique maintain good standing with her patron? Will Jenn uncover a secret that calls the entire expedition into question? Find out!

Preparations have been made; the team is ready to steal back the brain of Andul. After meeting Gurzi the artificer and Tallowcake the wizard, the team is ready to perform the heist of the millenia. Will Jenn become the honey pot femme fatale we know she is? Will Flandel break on through to the other side? Will Pique create love in this flayer-space? Find out!

After defeating Vangrax and harassing him in the hospital it appears that the team is forced to consider the consequences of their actions. Strategy, chaos & fierce allies abound. Will Jill win big in a new gambling game? Will Flandel discover the mysterious connection between Hearthspace and hi tech ships? Will Pique regret meeting her heroes? The team is heading towards an epic confrontation, listen in to the journey towards the banquet.

The team faces an even stronger opponent in Vangrax of the End! Will Jen find love on the battlefield with someone that considers her a snack? Will Pique intimidate a victory? Will Flandel find a new mommy to devote himself to? Tune in and find out: we definitely go off the nonexistent rails in this one.As an aside, Heiress is a dummy and didn't post this episode on time, so this week is a FANTASY SCIENCE FICTION DOUBLE FEATURE

Time to go for some combat! The space adventurers take on the ThinkEasy coliseum to try and attend the banquet where they can confront the Elder Brain. Will Pique meet another dark one who matches their shadowy vibes? Will Jenn show (gulp) affection for yet another crew member? Will Flandel succeed at basic math?

A bit of misdirection and a lot of gambling is in store for the team. Will Jill identify a new, true frenemy? Will Flandel develop a crippling gambling addiction? Will Pique figure out how this card dealer knows her actual name is Violet?!?!

The interstellar tour guides venture to mindflayer space and the cat's out of the bag, Will Pique make new connections? Will Jenn become the new VIP? Will Flandel figure the whole thing out? All that's assured is that this wasn't quite what anyone expected.