AMUSE DOUCHE...Fresh Cannes!

Stefani has big news for Michael, and a big surprise to go along with it: a bold new look from one of Malibu's most infamous hair stylists. Seems like the nosy neighbors are up to something, but who can say what? One thing's for sure...they're giving Stefani some mighty odd advice. The story continues...in PART TWO.

A young couple move into Malibu's finest gated community where they plan to start their family in peace and quiet — only to discover strange schemes afoot among their nosy neighbors. 

Theda brings up the power of orange cock and how it is something that she's always talking about. Macy agrees and sings a bit to the tune of a Tori Amos song. The gals go through a lot before the summer vacation. We're on break after July 10th but we'll be on patreon every week still! patreon.com/nymphowarsxxx

Some interesting new musical acts emerge and the gals are loving it! A Gen Z edutainment star tells some lies, and Ellen is up to her old tricks...We're on break after July 10th but we'll be on patreon every week still! patreon.com/nymphowarsxxx

The gals do some of the usual schtick before they are interrupted by a crazed fan! Can they meet the fan's demands or are they doomed?

Summer has arrived at the KNFW studio in Philadelphia and the gals are PARCHED!!! A lemonade man is not what he seems, an ad for an ancient phenomena comes through, and some beloved East Coast characters stop by...but will they leave?

This week the gals are in for a rude awakening when Ellen pulls the plug on their show to make room for some new radio hosts! They're hot, they're sexy, and they know a LOT about the love lives of celebs. Can they get their slot back? Only Ellen can answer that!

Macy and Theda are stricken with Met Gala fever and need to find a way to afford couture QUICKLY! Theda is visited by a new dentist with an unusual methodology, and Macy is visited by the queen of fashion herself!

For today's Amuse Douche, Macy calls in live from the red carpet at the 76th annual Cannes International Film Festival. 

Down the hall from KNFW, a very hangry (hungry + angry!) Terry Gross is trying to get her employees and guests to help her. You see at the very top of her bookshelf is a can of soup she's been wanting to eat for years, but she is just too short to reach it. Will her Gen Z assistant help, or will she be too woke to do her job? What about any of the notables stopping by her office on their way to Heather Locklear's intervention? Find out, on this very special episode of Fresh Air, from WHYY.