Dictation

Dr. Barjasteh and members of the search committee, The following podcast episode is ordered so that the English section is first, and the French section second. If there is another way that I should get you this particular recording, please don't hesitate to ask! Thank you Andrew Anderson

Have you ever ordered a Zebra over the internet? Sometimes it ends like this.

What happens when the phone rings?  Do you dare answer?

I awoke with a bit of a problem.  This poem explains the problem, the proposed solution, and how I got into this mess in the first place.