LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 34: Boom Boom Bridge

Come on down to the viper's den THE BLOOD'S ADDICTINGGGGG!! In Ch 67, we start off with Tharion desperately needing protection (from his groin's choices) and running right into the veins of a SNAKE! Then Ruhn's groin is also getting him into battle position and maybe that's when they'd stop and think "is this all because I want my willie to get wonka'd" and the answer is yes AND.... it's to like, save everybody. In Ch 68, with their groin powers combined Team Fuck You can hopefully get into the Asteri's palace and start the Battle of Hullaballoo before Pippa Stetsos makes her appearance. Everything is ramping up towards what seems like a BIG EXPLOSIVE END?!?!?!??!Please read up until Chapter 72 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.   Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Dry January but make it WET! (ugh but NOT with the River Queen's daughter, Tharion!!!) This corpse-and-bitch duo is hanging with our goons while we get everything situated for the BLOW OUT ACTION at the end of this book! In chapter 65, we got a Danika Truther comin at us dog style and Bryce can't believe her bestie had EVEN MORE SECRETS? Get used to it, gurlllllll!!!! But also Baxian is a corpse truther as well??? GIVE US THE NUMBERS, DOG!!!! In chapter 66, Bryce meets with Fury to get intel and her #life situated while Tharion sticks his FIN WHERE IT SHOULDN'T BE and good lord did we need even MORE entities after us???Please read up until Chapter 69 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.   Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Bryce is giving a 'yes chef' to Apollion in this episode because when a star eating daddy tells you to WERK you WERK, BITCHHHHHHH. In ch 63, Bryce is desperately trying to hone her teleporting skills and unfortunately this time she's not practicing through teleporkin'. Ugh and if she doesn't go to Urd's Temple the Under King is gonna shred the already dead Pack of Devils ughhhhhhh she has ENOUGH ON HER PLATE! She finally shares the TEENIEST bit of info with a kept-in-the-shadows Cormac and spilled that Emile is both POWERLESS and still alive. In ch 64, we follow Tharion to the Meat Market and accidentally find our dragon! Well..... is she "our" dragon? NO. When we go with Bryce and Hunt over to Urd's Temple WE ALL KNOW IT'S GONNA BE A TRAP but likeeeeee- a fun sexy trap? or like a scary murder trap? spoiler alert it's the latter.Please read up until Chapter 67 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.   Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

In ch 61, we jump into the middle of a TRYNA NECROMANCE party and of course Ithan convinced Hypaxia to use her powers to find Connor because Ithan only has the power to annoyingly get in the way and screw things up. Does she find Connor? NAY. Does she find heaps of trouble instead? YAY. Ugh then we go over to the brainbridge with our spy loves but Daybright knows Night is Ruhn..... BUT WHO IS DAYBRIGHT (ahhh-ahh-ahhhh) and is she fighter of the night man (ahhh-ahh-ahhhhhh)? In ch 62, Bryce gets a visit from Apollion (the Prince of the Pit) and he comes in SWANGIN and is spillin some teaaaaa. WE ARE LEFT ON A CLIFFHANGER but maybe the cliffhanger isn't scary because the hunting hound attacking us is...... kinda Italian? FETTUCINI TO YOU AND YOURS!Please read up until Chapter 65 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.   Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

OHHH TO BE FANCY AT AN AUTUMNAL EQUINOX BALLLLLLL ohhhhh and that's where we find ourselves at the top of ch. 59 and errybody in our fam is having a TIME ABOUT IT! Autumn King is pissed cuz Bryce is out here droppin truths (although she told NOBODY SHE PLANNED TO) and Hunt can't keep his lightning off her big bangin body. In ch 60, Ruhn is hanging with his betrothèd Hypaxia until she feels compelled to introduce herself to her bitch sister The Harpy. UGH AND THE HARPY'S NOT NICE ABOUT IT. While this uncomfortable exchange is going on, Ruhn goes to find Day but does NOT find what he's expecting. Hunt and Bryce find an even less expected hookup goin on in the closet they were tryin to smash in. GOSS IS GOIN DOWN AT THE BALL, Y'ALL.Please read up until Chapter 63 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.   Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

It's a bro-thel and I'm not the ho-thel they want but the ONE THAT THEY NEED. We start ch 56 with a wolf boy on the mend (ugh unfortunately Hypaxia's soooo magical medicinally smart that Ithan's throat isn't gone forever 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫), we find out that Hypaxia and Tharion are BUDDIESSSSSS and that Tharion would love to add his fins to the boy's Party Haüs. CUTTTEEEE I hope they play a lotta "sword" games in their downtime. We call penis shennaneries that, right? In chapter 57, we are with Ruhn takin a trip to the bridge and are we gonna meet our DAYBRIGHT AT THE PARTY TONIGHT?!?!?!? We are at a very anxiety-inducing autumnal equinox ball and for some reason I can't stop thinking about Hunt bursting through his suit jacket? Let's hope they vortex the clothes right off of em!!!!!Please read up until Chapter 61 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.   Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

In chapter 54, it's time for Bryce to TALK OUT SOME OF THE DECISIONS SHE HAS MADE but first she needs to be annoyed by Daddy King telling her about her forced name change! UGH STAY OUT OF MY LIFE DADDY but maybe she just needs a bitch seshhhhhhhh and who does she call? Not the Ghostbusters (because I think they'd probably disrupt Hypaxia and all her necromancy and ghost tutors and stuff?) but maybe Bryce needs a not-like-the-other-girls kiki with her Queen Doctor Witch someday sissy-in-law Hypaxia. In chapter 55 (ugh the opposite of ACOMAF ch 55) Ithan is tasked with the IMPORTANT DUTY OF TAKING CARE OF HYPAXIA DURING THIS MEETING and he can't even do THAT right. It's not his fault, Thing 1 and Thing 2 Death Stalker are here to slay and we are NOT talking about their hot 'fits.Please read up until Chapter 59 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

YOU KNOW WE ARE ALWAYS LOOKIN FOR A FISHASS TO FIGHT! But a fishHEAD? Oh no, I wouldn't open THAT can of worms! In Chapter 52, we find Tharion and I'm starting to think that the River Queen just KNOWS that Tharion is not very good at being Captain of Intelligence and keeps him there because she knows he's gonna EFF IT ALL UP? When we get back to Ruhn's place we see that HYPAXIA HAS ENTERED THE CHAAAAT! OOF BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF THAT you a witch bitch AND you're so spooky spesh that no one accepts you AND you want Ruhn to go with you on a DATENOTDATE? okurrrrrrr!!! (and NO Ithan, Hypaxia is TOO BUSY to help you understand that your BROTHER. IS. DEAD.) Thank THE LAWD Hunt and Bryce make up in Ch 53 but as their juice GROWS, Day and Night's juices get suuuuuucked outta the brain bridge (and NOT in a good way!)Please read up until Chapter 56 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.    Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

OH GOSH YOU KNOW WE ARE STILL IN A LOTTA TROUBLE and somehow more trouble just KEEPS finding us??? In chapters 49-51, we travel with our mated Bryce and Hunt but they are currently not in the greatest of moods as they visit the Viper Queen in the Meat Market. Everyone in this book keeps manifesting more chaos and that INCLUDES the child slave/boring human child Emile. Bryce keeps making CHOICES out on these streets and it'd be real tight if she could start sharing those choices with other people? We also get to learn about BLOOD EAGLES today and if you think that sounds like a hair metal band you would be very mistaken.*DGWE featuring Ross Bryant and Ed Larson, reading from Chapter 27*Please read up until Chapter 54 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.    Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

On today's episode, Natalie and Jackie end part 2 and head right into Part 3: The Pit and even though it's not talking about an underarm you can still believe that our gang is gonna be finding themselves in some STANK. Our scooby squad is found back with the corpse of Sophie Renast and she has some questionable etchings in her chest?? NOT HELPING CORMAC'S GRIEF. Ugh and boring Cormac won't even let Tharion drag her corpse down to his River Queen to do god knows what with it-- ANNOYINGGGGGGG. We also tumble down with Day and Night on the brainbridge to find LOVE IN A BRIDGE-Y PLACE but can we truuuuust? WE HAVE SO MANY TRUST ISSUES. Do we trust Baxian? WHY HASN'T THE HIND ATTACKED US YET? Never relax! Never hope! KEEP DREAMIN CUZ REALITY IS BLEAK OVER HERE.  Please read up until Chapter 52 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.   Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.