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On this episode Magnus Resch is back with Hilde to talk about last week in New York as the Art World season begins. As the floor falls out from beneath the current Art Market, it feels like genuine industry change has to come. Who is going to do it? Where will it come from? Neither Hilde nor Magnus are ready to concede that we are truly in the midst of the Art Apocalypse. To listen the rest of the episode, please head over to my new Patreon account and support the podcast there.

In this episode of 'Art Smack, Hilde Lynn Helphenstein, also known as Jerry Gogosian, announces her transition to Patreon due to financial practicality, reflecting on the limitations of monetizing an art-focused podcast with a niche audience on a platform like Spotify. She candidly discusses the challenges and isolation that come with her unconventional career in the art world, highlighting recent travels, meetings with venture capitalists, and her efforts to blend art into mainstream culture. Hilde also delves into personal topics, including dealing with bouts of depression, navigating complex friendships within the industry, and her ongoing journey of self-healing and creative rebirth. Additionally, she touches on plans for future projects, potential exhibitions, and the nuances of participating in art fairs amid an uncertain economic climate.

Aloha from the oh so quiet Maui Airport, where host Hilde Lynn Helphenstein candidly recounts her transformative, creative, and mind opening journey in Maui. Fresh from a yoga retreat with Nikki Doane, Hilde details her zen-filled adventure, complete with jungle-based yoga sessions, sporadic WiFi, and some unexpected drug experimentation. Feeling super creative and excited for the upcoming year, Hilde feels really ready for the fall. Sharing a raw and heartfelt reflection on coping with heartbreak and personal loss, she finds herself rejuvenated and creatively inspired. Despite the occasional dip in patience at the airport, Hilde emerges with renewed energy to tackle her next challenge in Los Angeles.

In this episode of Arts Smack,host Hilde Lynn Helphenstein while stomping on the treadmill, dives Genz’s Victorian era of public performance via surveillance and wonders what their art will look like when everyone is afraid to express an uncouth impulse in public or their art. She then moves onto discussing our social credit score which doesn’t officially exist in the US but exists in Chia. She hypothesizes it will be there soon too. What do you think yours is? Sorry for the first 300 listeners. The wrong file was uploaded and the audio was horrible. The raw file is actually better and I have now put it up. This is one woman show. Be patient with me. Also I can't sit still so you aren't going to get studio quality probably ever. I like doing things and talking to you.Also, aren't you enjoying the inner monologue of my head?

Do you know what your social credit score is? Struggling with the cautious and image-conscious nature of Gen Z, Hilde is puzzled by the next generation of artists who have a tendency to shy away from public missteps that could harm their social standing. What kind of art work comes out of trying to be socially perfect? Unless, of course, we are headed into a new Victorian era where things get raunchy when the corset comes off behind clothes doors. Wondering out loud to herself, Hilde critiques the lack of rebellious spirit in contemporary art, highlighting the shift towards marketability and social acceptance over genuine, bold expression. Did "being bad" peak in the 90's? We hope not.

In this episode of Arts Smack, host Hilde Lynn Helphenstein dives into her recent life experiences, ranging from navigating a packed travel schedule that includes work meetings in Los Angeles and a future yoga retreat in Maui. HIlde is also in the phase of development for Jerry 2.0 and has been boot camping with a friend of hers to make the numbers match the dream. She is currently looking for the right investor to join the mission. Hilde reflects on her commitment to tennis and fitness, divulging her seven-year health journey and gym routines. She shares her love for spontaneous art collecting, unobxing her successful junk store finds in Georgia. And finally, Hilde touches on the fleeting nature of the art world's fascination with artists, cautioning listeners to save and remain skeptical around excessive wealth. ostentation, and big empty promises. It is a trap so easy to fall into.

Join Hilde for a candid and cheerful exploration of summer adventures in the latest episode of the Art Smack Podcast! This episode, Hilde takes you through a whirlwind of experiences, while recording her podcast episodes from the gym.Listen in as she share an underwhelming experience at Christie's Art and Tech Summit, and indulge in poetic reflections on exclusive art collection tours in Sag Harbor. Amidst the laughter and lightheartedness, our narrator opens up about the challenges of finding their next career move post-Jerry, the emotional toll of supporting a sick family member, and the ongoing quest for art that truly resonates.With lovingly sly jabs at the absurdities of the art world sprinkled throughout, this episode is a thoughtful contemplation on brighter opportunities on the horizon despite the market downturn.

In this special episode of Art Smack, host Hilde takes you on a candid journey as she reflects on her evolution from a Hooters waitress to a prominent figure in the art world, all while heading to the 10th Christie’s Art+Tech Summit at the iconic Radio City Music Hall in New York City. Join us on **July 16th and 17th** for this milestone two-day event that unites the realms of art, technology, entertainment, and business. The summit will feature a diverse lineup of founders, creators, investors, collectors, and thought leaders, all converging at the intersection of innovation.As Hilde navigates her thoughts en route to the conference, she delves into the commercialization and technological integration of art, questioning the sustainability and authenticity of today’s art market dynamics. With a tone infused with curiosity and sardonic humor, she explores themes of nostalgia, the decentralization of Hollywood, and the often deceptive facade of success within the art industry. Tune in for an engaging discussion that challenges conventional perspectives and invites listeners to reflect on the future of art in a rapidly evolving landscape.

In this podcast, recorded in a New York City yellow cab weaving through traffic, the host recounts their delayed arrival from an airplane-themed perspective, shares thoughts on the oppressive city heat, and compares JFK, LaGuardia, and Newark airports. The discussion meanders into a detailed preview of upcoming art shows in the galleries of New York, reflecting a mix of enthusiasm and critique about commercial art. The narrative then pivots to a critique of the art industry, focusing on the high-profile move of Hauser & Wirth’s owners from the UK to Switzerland amidst tax changes, finding dark humor in the logistics of art storage and LA's gentrification struggles. The monologue concludes with reflections on authenticity in art appreciation, emphasizing the value of personal connection over commercial validation.

In this segment of Art Smack, Hilde Lynn Helphenstein recounts her latest adventures in Georgia, from battling mold in historic hotels to exploring local art galleries. She stumbles upon a macabre painting titled 'The Sisters of Salem,' which intriguingly adds to her art collection. Hilde transitions between her personal anecdotes, such as bonding with her nephew and enduring the southern heat, to insightful observations about the commercialization of art. Critiquing how poorly art is marketed compared to luxury goods, Hilde advocates for more engaging, immersive art experiences. She emphasizes the importance of discovering art organically instead of relying on the conventional, often impersonal, art market mechanisms. Amidst these reflections, Hilde humorously navigates small-town charm, quirky shop offerings, and different religious practices, ultimately planning her departure to New York.