Ep. 158: Sometimes Your Grass Is Brown

Full Court Press: WNBA Finals Recap, The Infamous Wade Statue & NBA Early Season Drama  That Actually Happened: Honoring The Life And Legacy Of Dikembe Mutombo  3-on-3: The Three Greatest Stats & Moments From The WNBA Season  And Also: Dynamic Duo, Mixed Doubles, Clay Pigeons, Basket Weaving, James Naismith, Toot Suite, E. Coli Onions, Messy Drama, Mall of America, Laurence Fishburne, Memoji, Madame Tussaud, The Russell Westbrook Experience, A1 Steak Sauce, Suck It France, Embroidery Nightmare, Rejection Row  Sponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam!  Find Us Online - website: horsehoops.com - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert. About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Full Court Press: NBA Preseason Beefs & WNBA Finals Drama The Annual NBA Drama Draft: Breaking Down The Most Dramatic Storylines For The Upcoming NBA Season  And Also: Eating Crow, Noobs, Lover’s Quarrel, Stank Face, Weird Burblings, Peak Kawhi, Little Brother Syndrome, Little Tiny Cry Baby, Bright Skinned, What A Pro Wants, Flipperoo, Weird Spice, 4% Alcohol Beer, Horse Noises, Uh Uh Young Blood  Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse Find Us Online - website: horsehoops.com - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert. About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Full Court Press: RIP Dikembe 💔, ESPN Fires Zach Lowe, KAT To The Knicks, WNBA Playoffs Update A HORSE Special: Drafting The NBA City Edition Jerseys  And Also: Ellie The Elephant, The Beacon Theatre, AI-dam, Bangalangalang, Broken Faces, The Big Purr, Cheeky Bullsh*t, Full Fiesta, Girlfriend Soft Launch, Simon Says, Don’t Wake Daddy, HerringBONE, ITYSL, Gerrymandering Jerseys, Swoop Neck Vs Scoop Neck, Non-Inclusive Jerseys, Taste THE Rainbow, Word Art, 50 Shades Of Gray, Pizzazz, Brita Ads, Zoom People  Sponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam!  Find Us Online - website: horsehoops.com - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert. About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Full Court Press: Woj Retires, New WNBA Team, WNBA Playoffs, A’ja Gets To 1000 An Interview With: Comedian/Actor/Writer/Podcaster/Hooper Langston Kerman And Also: Lady Blazers, Self Woj Bomb, Alcoholic Bikers, Laced Popcorn, She’s All That, Courtside Adjacent, Pee Pee Jokes, Dawson’s Creek Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse Find Us Online - website: horsehoops.com - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert. About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Full Court Press: WNBA Updates, Steph’s Extension And LeBron (Dad) James  An Interview With: NYC Comedy Basketball Czar Joel Walkowski And Also: Gold Plated Plastic, Temu/AliExpress, Shirseys, Atlanta Bagels,  Dem Franchize Boyz, The Smallkowski, Lori Loughlin, Draymond Greenpoint, Sick Bits Sponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam!  Find Us Online - website: horsehoops.com - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert. About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Full Court Press: Olympics Recap And Noah Lyles Drama That Actually Happened: A Deep Dive On The Basketball Africa League  3-on-3: Steph Curry’s 3 Most Clutch And 3 Most Absurd Plays And Also: Cold Dribbler, Astronomically Huge, Axe Body Spray, Slavic Braggadocious, The Transitive Property Of HORSE, The Devil Steph Curry, Double Bang, The Bernie, NO NO NO YES Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse Find Us Online - website: horsehoops.com - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert. About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Full Court Press: Olympic Updates/Predictions And The NBA Leaves TNT 💔 3-on-3: The Three Biggest Blowouts In USA Olympic Basketball History That Actually Happened: That Time Schubes Was On An Elevator With Tobias Harris And Also: Travel Day Shenanigans, Purgatory, Centaur Of Shows, Diana Ditch, Athletic Cummerbund, Hydra, Old School Camcorders, Cardboard Beds, Stephen Pommel Horse Guy, Pole Vault Penis Man, BarTHelona, Scaffolding, Goldmember  Sponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam!  Find Us Online - website: horsehoops.com - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert. About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Full Court Press: WNBA All-Star Weekend Recap, Olympics Preview An Interview With: Host of Big Screen Sports/Author of Movies With Balls, Kyle Bandujo And Also: Magical Mamawala World, Microsoft Explosion Day, Papyrus Font, Waffle House, Stanley Kubrick, Matt Damon With A Belly, Door Stoppers, White Elephant  Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse Find Us Online - website: horsehoops.com - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert. About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Full Court Press: Olympic Team Drama, NBA Free Agency, and the Drake/Kendrick Beef  NBA Drama Draft Revisited: How Did We Do?  And Also: Namist, Marcus Genius, What A Pro Wants Sponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam!  Find Us Online - website: horsehoops.com - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert. About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Full Court Press: Celtics Win The NBA Finals, The NOVA Knicks, Lakers Hire JJ Redick  An Interview With: HORSE’s Resident WNBA Correspondent & Co-Host of Queens of the Court Podcast, Jordan Robinson  And Also: Rolling R’s, Beach Stuff, F**K AJ, Revamped Fans, The Liberty/Philly Belles, Tea Leaves, Nike Shox, Air Swoopes, A1 Steak Sauce, UNO, Red Rover, Mike And Ike Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse Find Us Online - website: horsehoops.com - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert. About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices