Miss Teen South Carolina 2007 with Alana Johnston and Jon Mackey

Devin and Greg meet their maker (Dan Lippert).

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Screw it, let's try another boat thing. Devin and Greg meet two magical, talking orcas (Jen D'Angelo and Ben Rodgers), who assist them in preventing the Exxon Valdez oil spill. The boys learn a lot about Sea World, having sex with boats, and Santa Claus. But do they stop the catastrophe? Don't get your hopes up!

Okay, this seriously has to work this time. Devin and Greg enlist a bandleader (Zeke Nicholson) and the ship's designer's sister (Lauren Holt) to prevent the wreck of the Titanic. Jazz cigarettes and casual sex abound! But hopefully not iceburgs! 

Devin and Greg try to hone their abilities with a lower stakes adventure: the musical disaster that was Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark. A Long Island drama teacher (Jess McKenna) and her surly student (Zach Reino) teach the boys about prop races, blocking, and gruesome stunt injuries. Will our heroes save the production? Almost definitely not!

Devin and Greg try to stop the Lincoln Assassination with some help from an actor (Paul F. Tompkins) and a theater boy (Lily Sullivan). Hear about timeless voids, ghosts, and even the Irish! Will Devin and Greg save Lincoln from the ripped bod of John Wilkes Booth? Tune in to find out.

Brace yourselves: The Firsthand boys are back! Here's a sneak peak of their time traveling adventures in season 4...

This recording was recovered from the wreckage of the Listener Ship, lead vessel of the Firsthand Cruise. (Featuring Dan Lippert, Ryan Rosenberg, and Shaun Diston.)

Devin and Greg explore a classic gaffe in an otherwise totally normal setting: the world of teen beauty competitions. The guys are joined by Mimi (Alana Johnston) and Mr. Porter (Jon Mackey) to remember the fateful pageant, discuss contestant strategy, and plug various books.

We all remember where we were when this tragic event occured on an Autumn day in the early 2000s, shaking a major American city to its foundation. That event, of course, was the Steve Bartman incident. Devin and Greg, along with Rondale Jenkins (Daryl Johnson) and Paul Simon (James Mastraeini) remember all the anger, drama, stalking, and contract murder of that time, as well as the raw sexuality of Bartman himself.