S3: E17 - Reality LOSER

We have a very special guest returning this week: insightful and passionate leftist political commentator and activist, Mac of the GoodPoliticGuy YouTube channel. Mac will join us to watch as the Trump legal circus tumbles forward with more fines and flipping, Matt Gaetz reminds Judson why he should NEVER fall out of the top 5 worst congress people in the House of Representatives, and now that they’re back in session, the Dunning Kruger House gets RIGHT to work on what American people care about most: an action-packed game of musical censures. Well also talk about our new House Speaker, the Anti-Christ, and roll up our sleeves to figure out the five worst congresspeople in the House of Representatives.

For the second week in a row, we get to play in the unprecedented mess that is the House GOP conference and their uproarious House Speaker f*cktangle! Trump’s co-conspirators are starting to take plea deals and we haven’t seen this much flipping since Tino's dog was in his HGTV phase. J.K. Rowling says she’d rather go Azkaban than use someone’s preferred pronouns, Scholastic Books adopts a separate but equal policy for non-straight white cis hetero books. And Judson and his father clash in an unexpected real-life d*ck measuring contest!

This week, we struggle to come to grips with the George Santos meltdown while holding a mysterious baby... not the meltdown, the baby. We look at a few of the ways U.S. politicians are NOT helping the crisis in the Middle East. And we catch you up on the "Hershey Squirt Hootenanny" that IS the House Republican conference as they continue to delight all of us schadenfreude lovers out there.

We have a veritable Magadonian SHIT TON of news to talk about this week! Joe Biden gave us a HUGE assist with the Bernie bros by deciding to fuck over indigenous people AND the environment so he could help build Trump’s wall. We take a look at all the developments in Trump's legal entanglements, none of them good… FOR HIM. We had one of the most consequential and effective congressional hearings in U.S. history: wherein republicans prove once and for all they have no case for the impeachment of Joe Biden. And we lovingly carved out a feature-length chunk of time for a SHOWSTOPPING Facts & Friends dance number performed on the very fresh political grave of one Kevin Owen McCarthy. We’ll close out the show by sharing our thoughts on the brand new MAGA "We Are the World," featuring such acclaimed vocalists as Forgiato Blow and General Michael Flynn… If only we lived in a timeline wherein I were making that up.

We have a fantastic show for you. We kick things off by catching up on some of the stories we missed while we were on hiatus last month. That means make-believe crack-smoking Obama gay sex, Proud Boys deftly navigating the legal system, MAGA indictment news, the Dunning Kruger McCarthy House’s last-gasp attempt to impeach Joe Biden for reasons they can't seem to articulate. We also sit down with a brilliant artist and storyteller, Leon Fenster, to talk about his latest work, January 6th: The Puzzle, which tells the story of the January Sixth Insurrection in a new way that’s both irreverent and funny as well as thought provoking. Finally, we finish the show off with an update on our right-wing, country hate anthem hoax (spoiler alert: someone might have gotten to the party a week before we did).

It is our season 3 finale and we have SO much we want to cover before we go on break for the rest of August! We’ll check in on the embarrassing Dunning Kruger McCarthy House and its fruitless investigations into the Bidens, we will once and for all answer the timeless political question: IS Kevin McCarthy, in fact, a pussy? We’ll also follow up on our buddy Jason Aldean and his lynch mob anthem as well as OUR musical answer to it. Also, because every season finale needs a good game, we’re bringing back a game we haven’t played since our previous podcast, Judson… we’re going to play a SURPRISE game!  Oh yeah, and Trump was indicted and arraigned... again.

In this episode of Facts & Friends, we’ll take a closer look at Marjorie Taylor Greene’s dick pics, we’ll learn about all the WONDERFUL benefits of slavery Ron DeSantis and his friends in Florida are now requiring be taught to your kids, we’ll try a BUNCH of things in a small town despite being warned under threat of violence that we should not.  Later on, we’ll catch up on the 2024 presidential election, by checking in on two of the right’s favorite candidates, Donald Trump and RFK Jr. And we’ll close out the show with our review of BEN SHAPIRO’S REVIEW of the new Barbie movie!

Throw on your poncho because you're in for one messy Supreme Court shitshow. And parts of it will probably be pretty angry. We’ll also catch up on some of the news we missed while Judson was on vacation… those stories will involve large bodies of water, horrible, wreckless ideas, implosion, INCEST, Donald Trump, or some COMBINATION of those things. And we’ll end the show on a fun note as Judson will once again apply his keen deductive skills in a super-sized game of The Masked Right Winger

Not to be outdone on mishandling classified documents by Reality Winner, Reality LOSER, Donald Trump, lays claim to ANOTHER record in U.S. presidential history: first it was being impeached TWICE, now he's the first U.S. president to face federal indictment. We're going to take a deep dive into the indictment in a way no other show will. Also, we have EXCLUSIVE access to "Pat Robertson's autopsy report", which we will share with you at the end of the show.

This week, we’ll catch up on the debt ceiling negotiations, we’ll update you on a story reported last week involving priests and QR codes, we’ll look at what went wrong with the disaster that was Ron DeSantis’ presidential candidacy announcement, and as we get ready to kick off Pride Month, we’ll try our best to figure out what the MAGA cult has against Target stores, culminating in a dramatic re-enactment of an alleged Grindr conversation between a homophobe and a married lumberjack performed by Judson and Tino.