73 - Items & Tools

Patreon Release Date: Jun 8th 2026This episode is a cross-post from another podcast of ours called Raw Dogs! The theme song is by David Wise and is an absolute banger!The Gaping Dragon is behind us and Blighttown lies ahead. Join Dylan and Brad as we continue our adventure through Dark Souls 1. We ring the 2nd Bell of Awakening, admire the beauty of both Anor Londos, and capture some Lord Souls!To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact Us:Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] us a review! We appreciate your support!

Patreon Release Date: May 20th 2026What's life without a little Seppuku? Episode 2 of Ashes of War has us tackling so many amazing ashes. If you want a cold dagger or a poison halberd, this will be your guide!To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact Us:Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] us a review! We appreciate your support!

Patreon Release Date: May 10th 2026In this special presentation, Dylan and Brad discuss the one and only Dark Souls 1. It only took about 7 years of yelling at Brad, but he finally played it. This will be a 2 part series, so don't expect the depth and detail of a usual Elden Dogs episode.This is a cross-post with our other podcast, Raw Dogs. So check that out for more amazing gaming content!To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact Us:Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] us a review! We appreciate your support!

Patreon Release Date: May 6th 2026Elden Dogs is back! After a very long hiatus, Tyler and Brad convene to discuss Ashes of War. The system is incredibly robust and can be a bit confusing.In part 1, we do our overview before going into the Heavy, Keen, and Quality affinities. To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact Us:Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] us a review! We appreciate your support!

Patreon Release Date: Jun 15th 2025Weapons Covered:Light BowsBowsGreat BowsCrossbowsBallistaeStavesSealsPaulie Walnuts from the SopranosTo support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact Us:Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] us a review! We appreciate your support!

Patreon Release Date: Mar 20th 2025Part 10 of the Bestiary features a bunch of heavy hitters. We go to Messmer's bedroom and beat up that nerd. After a strange night of camping, we punch Midra is his fiery nose. And Radahn steals our lunch money.This episode is coming 3 days early because we love and appreciate you. Sorry for the various episodes having a variable release schedule lately. Things will settle down soon!To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact Us:Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] us a review! We appreciate your support!

Patreon Release Date: Jul 20th 2025Shadow of the Erdtree brings a whole new batch of magical nonsense to fling at your enemies. Sorceries now include space rocks and a massive pair of twin moons, while incantations let you fling little fire snakes or throw healing spells from a distance!To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact Us:Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] us a review! We appreciate your support!

Patreon Release Date: Aug 17th 2025Heck, what are we doing here people? We are talking about items for a whole episode? That's right Tarnished!The Inventory holds many secrets and oddities and we need to discuss them. I guarantee you will learn something today!To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact Us:Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] us a review! We appreciate your support!

Patreon Release Date: Mar 10th 2025Our journey through the Land of Shadow continues as we discuss the wacky and weird denizens of this forsaken land.The hippopotamus is not a hippo. The Fire Knights are spoiled brats. And the Curseblade would be fantastic in a fighting game. Only 25 enemies left to go!To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact Us:Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] us a review! We appreciate your support!

Patreon Release Date: Jun 1st 2025Weapons Covered:ReapersWhipsHand-to-Hand ArtsFistsClawsBeast ClawsThrowing BladesPerfume BottlesTorchesShieldsTo support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact Us:Blue.Sky: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hairofthedogcast.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email: [email protected] us a review! We appreciate your support!