697: Weight of the Candy Pig

At least with traditional vampirism you have a handsome vampire gnawing on your neck. It's as simple as hanging drywall! Oregon family! Duncan is coming to Olsen Run Comedy Club & Lounge, July 24-26. Get your tickets now. Thank you, and we love you!! This episode is brought to you by: Check Out Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, Squarespace.com/DUNCAN to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Try your first month of BlueChew FREE. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information.

Johnny Pemberton, acclaimed actor and comedian, co-host of The Leather Rose, and one of Duncan's oldest friends re-joins the DTFH! Want to see one of Johnny's upcoming shows? You can find links to all of them on Johnny's site, JohnnyPemberton.dog! Come see him in Oklahoma City, Tulsa, Springfield, and Kansans City this summer! This episode is brought to you by: Elevate your closet with Quince. Go to Quince.com/Duncan for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Minnesota Nice Ethnobotanicals wants to help you escape the matrix of stress and reconnect with the earth’s ancient wisdom—go to mn-nice-ethnobotanicals.com/duncan and use code DUNCAN20 for 20% off your first order of Amanita Muscaria Capsules! For a limited time, our listeners get 10% off at Ridge by using code DUNCAN at checkout. Just head to Ridge.com and use code DUNCAN and you’re all set!

Happy 4th of July! This year the DTFH welcomes you to celebrate with us, and our traditional gunpowder-stuffed Iranian candy hogs. This episode is brought to you by: Right now, DTFH listeners can save 30% off their first order and enjoy free shipping on orders over $75! Head to CornbreadHemp.com/DUNCAN and use code DUNCAN at checkout.  For a limited time, Chubbies is giving DTFH listeners 20% off your order with our code DUNCAN at ChubbiesShorts.com! Minnesota Nice Ethnobotanicals wants to help you rediscover the magic of the world’s most iconic mushroom—go to mn-nice-ethnobotanicals.com and use code DUNCAN20 for 20% off your first order of Amanita Muscaria Capsules!

Kurt Metzger, a shining light of joy and peace, re-joins the DTFH! You can learn more about Kurt, including finding tickets to his upcoming tour dates, on his website: KurtMetzgerComedy.com. Coming to Cleveland soon! Tempe family! Duncan is coming to the Improv in Tempe, AZ June 26-28. That's FIVE shows! Click here to get your tickets now. This episode is brought to you by: Gallowglass' special edition of Giordano Bruno and The Hermetic Tradition by Frances A. Yates is now available! Recommended by Terrence McKenna to all his students, this book has been restored by Gallowglass Books and contains colored images, new high-resolution scans, and translated Latin titles. Limited to just 2,500 copies! Get yours today! Check Out Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, Squarespace.com/DUNCAN to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/duncan and get on your way to being your best self.=

William Montgomery, comedian, "parade" connoisseur, and self-taught qi cultivator, re-joins the DTFH! You can hear more of William on Kill Tony and The William Montgomery Show, both available wherever you get your podcasts! Tempe family! Duncan is coming to the Improv in Tempe, AZ June 26-28. That's FIVE shows! Click here to get your tickets now. This episode is brought to you by: Go to Lucy.co/FAMILYHOUR and use promo code FAMILYHOUR at checkout to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Visit trueclassic.com/DUNCAN to save. Shop now and elevate your wardrobe today.

Johnny Pemberton, actor (Fallout, Mermaid) and comedian, re-joins the DTFH! You can learn more about Johnny and see his upcoming tour dates here. Dallas family! Duncan will be there for one night only! June 20th at Hyena's Comedy Night Club, doors open at 9:30pm, show starts at 10:30pm. Click here to get your tickets! And Forth Worth family! Duncan's coming to your city too, June 21st at Hyena's Comedy Night Club (they have one too!). Click here to get your tickets for the Fort Worth date. This episode is brought to you by: For a limited time only, download Cash App & use our exclusive referral code DUNCAN in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you’ll get $10 dropped right into your account! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DUNCAN for your personalized hair loss treatment options! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/duncan and get on your way to being your best self.

The DTFH investigates the dark social depravity of twinship. Dallas family! Duncan will be there for one night only! June 20th at Hyena's Comedy Night Club, doors open at 9:30pm, show starts at 10:30pm. Click here to get your tickets! And Forth Worth family! Duncan's coming to your city too, June 21st at Hyena's Comedy Night Club (they have one too!). Click here to get your tickets for the Fort Worth date. This episode is brought to you by: Elevate your closet with Quince. Go to Quince.com/Duncan for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Minnesota Nice Ethnobotanicals wants to help you escape the matrix of stress and reconnect with the earth’s ancient wisdom—go to mn-nice-ethnobotanicals.com/duncan and use code DUNCAN20 for 20% off your first order of Amanita Muscaria Capsules! Check Out Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, Squarespace.com/DUNCAN to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

Raghu Markus, member of the Love Serve Remember Foundation, friend of the show, and one of the coolest, sweetest people we know, re-joins the DTFH! Bidding for Duncan's custom pair of Midnight Gospel sneakers begins on June 7! You can see the sneakers here, or bid on tons of other cool stuff at the LSRF summer auction. All donations help the Love Serve Remember Foundation achieve their goals of sharing and keeping the wisdom of Ram Dass and Neem Karoli Baba alive. This episode is brought to you by: This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/duncan and get on your way to being your best self. Give all the “dads” in your life a unique, heartfelt gift you’ll all cherish for years—StoryWorth! Right now, save $10 on your first purchase when you go to StoryWorth.com/Duncan! Minnesota Nice Ethnobotanicals wants to help you escape the matrix of stress and reconnect with the earth’s ancient wisdom—go to mn-nice-ethnobotanicals.com/duncan and use code DUNCAN20 for 20% off your first order of Amanita Muscaria Capsules!

Pauly Shore, movie star, tv star, comedian, and fascinating character who has lead one of the strangest lives we've ever heard, joins the DTFH! Austin family! Come see Duncan at the one and only Comedy Mothership, June 6-8 in Austin, TX! Click here to get your tickets now. This episode is brought to you by: Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DUNCAN for your personalized hair loss treatment options! Right now, DTFH listeners can save 30% on their first order! Just head to CornbreadHemp.com/DUNCAN and use code DUNCAN at checkout. Check Out Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, Squarespace.com/DUNCAN to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

Garrett McNamara, one of the most legendary surfers of all time, joins the DTFH! Check out Garrett's show, 100 Foot Wave, only on HBO! Season 3 just debuted, so now is the perfect time to jump on board. Austin family! Come see Duncan at the one and only Comedy Mothership, June 6-8 in Austin, TX! Click here to get your tickets now. This episode is brought to you by: Get 10% off at Ridge by using code DUNCAN at checkout. Just head to Ridge.com and use code DUNCAN and you’re all set. After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. PLEASE support our show and tell them our show sent you. Visit trueclassic.com/DUNCAN to save. Shop now and elevate your wardrobe today. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/duncan and get on your way to being your best self.