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Czabe welcomes his Utah buddy PAUL CHARCHIAN of Fantasy Football Weekly, and he tells the story of how he lost the vote with his co-partners on picking Atlanta in their survivor pool, only to have the turntables come around suddenly against his pick. Herbie doubles down on his shit take. The influence of sports radio on coaches job security. Private jersey swap between Love and Rodgers. The utter stupidity of the "virtual measurement" in NFL. Little things, that are likely only driving me crazy. MORE....Our Sponsors:* Check out CBDfx and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://cbdfx.com* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABE* Check out Infinite Epigenetics: https://infiniteepigenetics.com/CZABE* Check out Uncommon Goods: https://uncommongoods.com/czabeAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe hosts CHRIS KNOCHE and STEVE BUCKHANTZ at the Palm in Tysons Corner for a Power Lunch. Buck sends back chicken with parsley on it. Czabe blasphemes stone crabs. The boys talk about the thrilling 18 inning World Series game. Would you trade a lost '27 season for a true MLB "salary cap?" The problem with Cignetti among JMU fans. MORE.....Our Sponsors:* Check out CBDfx and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://cbdfx.com* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABE* Check out Infinite Epigenetics: https://infiniteepigenetics.com/CZABE* Check out Uncommon Goods: https://uncommongoods.com/czabeAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe welcomes notorious degentleman "MR. X" to the podcast to discuss Sunday story lines from an otherwise forgettable Week 8. From bullshit passes that should be intentional grounding, to announcers saying some of the dumbest shit, there's always easter eggs to be found. Czabe explains how he understands the "go for 2" right away strategy, and Mr. X notices that the K-balls DO matter to kickers this year. MORE.....Our Sponsors:* Check out CBDfx and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://cbdfx.com* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABE* Check out Infinite Epigenetics: https://infiniteepigenetics.com/CZABE* Check out Uncommon Goods: https://uncommongoods.com/czabeAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The NFL should hammer the Ravens for the Lamar injury stunt this week, but they shouldn't. ANDY POLLIN joins the show to talk about another snooze filled week in the NFL. It's incredible just how many ways the refs keep fucking up calling Philly's "tush push." Czabe talks about the limits of using Grok for his radio "homework." MORE . . Our Sponsors:* Check out CBDfx and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://cbdfx.com* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABE* Check out Infinite Epigenetics: https://infiniteepigenetics.com/CZABE* Check out Uncommon Goods: https://uncommongoods.com/czabeAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe goes off on idiots who think a "4th and 15" makes any sense. How about just go back to the old rules? MR X joins for a rousing edition of "What Are You Doin?" Payton throws shade at Dangeruss. Aaron Glenn's tactical "advantage" ain't what he thinks. Who are in the "basket of deplorables"? Investigate any coach kicking field goals in final minute, while down 28 points. MORE....Our Sponsors:* Check out CBDfx and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://cbdfx.com* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABE* Check out Infinite Epigenetics: https://infiniteepigenetics.com/CZABE* Check out Uncommon Goods: https://uncommongoods.com/czabeAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

A Jets fan teenager goes viral. PAUL CHARCHIAN talks steaks, Viking QB mistakes, and more. Carson Wentz is dogshit. Why do NY football teams struggle? Czabe has a theory. The board game Catan is now coming to . . . Netflix? MORE . . .Our Sponsors:* Check out CBDfx and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://cbdfx.com* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABE* Check out Infinite Epigenetics: https://infiniteepigenetics.com/CZABE* Check out Uncommon Goods: https://uncommongoods.com/czabeAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe has a message for the replay lovers out there: he HATES you. Look at what you have done! Hockensen play the latest utter joke. The Giants throw away the game vs. Denver. Rushing 3, genius idea, you coward! Who is Jude McAtamney? Brad Allen is a crybaby snitch. Scared money don't make money? Oh, then why you scared? Bright Lights want a refund. Stop overthinking 4th and 1, coaches! Christian McCaffrey is a stud. More statistical proof. Shanny Jr. was great in 2023, he's still great now. Mac Jones is laughing all the way to the bank. Dak is ballin'. Rex Ryan: well paid clown. Adam Schefter, overpaid liar. The Vikings screwed up their QB room. Steelers to wear "Faux-Back" unis for historic Rodgers vs. Packers showdown. Colts offense is cookin'! RedZone Channel getting worse, quickly. This Town, by OAR. MORE.....Our Sponsors:* Check out CBDfx and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://cbdfx.com* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABE* Check out Infinite Epigenetics: https://infiniteepigenetics.com/CZABE* Check out Uncommon Goods: https://uncommongoods.com/czabeAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe had a healthy hands-off relationship with the NFL on Sunday. Golf and family, with only a smattering of game watching. ANDY POLLIN joins to discuss the Commanders' rapidly collapsing season, the personnel missteps of Adam Peters. Plus the nuttiness that is college football and coaching buyouts. Shohei Ohtani is amazing, but Czabe says when leagues feel "rigged," it's a long-term negative for sports. See, The NBA. Also, the Vikings may have discovered the most valuable antidote since Alexander Fleming discovered penicillin. MORE....Our Sponsors:* Check out CBDfx and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://cbdfx.com* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABE* Check out Infinite Epigenetics: https://infiniteepigenetics.com/CZABE* Check out Uncommon Goods: https://uncommongoods.com/czabeAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe welcomes Mr. X to his usual Thursday spot. They talk about how easy/hard it is to "lean into" a pitch in a crucial spot, and how bad Brice Turang's blunder was on Monday night. Also, Erin Dolan sure is a lovely lady. She also gives betting advice. Sometimes good... sometimes awful. But always, with 10/10 hotness! An all-time "Bad Beat" highlighted by VanPeltCenter. Shouldn't teams that lose, necessarily drop in the rankings? Joe Flacco and Aaron Rodgers are set for the "Icy Hot Bowl." MORE....Our Sponsors:* Check out CBDfx and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://cbdfx.com* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABE* Check out Infinite Epigenetics: https://infiniteepigenetics.com/CZABE* Check out Uncommon Goods: https://uncommongoods.com/czabeAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The wildest play anyone's ever seen in a MLB playoff game, and a few more that broke baseball fans' brains. DirecTV is going to make custom commercials starring . . . well . . . you. Thanks, artificial intelligence! Curse of the 1.01 QB. The league's unhealthy addiction to quarterbacks. Looks like JJ McCarthy is getting a "soft benching" in Minnesota. Charch is filled with gratitude for his parents' approval. If you have two MNF games, you really have none. How noisy do you want your bathroom fan? MORE....Our Sponsors:* Check out CBDfx and use my code CZABE for a great deal: https://cbdfx.com* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABE* Check out Infinite Epigenetics: https://infiniteepigenetics.com/CZABE* Check out Uncommon Goods: https://uncommongoods.com/czabeAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy