On The Surface With Bethelzda The Gross Presents: Human Musicals (Episode 4)

Despite best efforts by law makers, old people have sex sometimes. Today’s episode unfortunately is about that. Unrelated to old people bumping parts, Dr. Pitts also talks to her husband Patrick. Featuring Bowen Yang.  About Sudi Green:  Sudi Green is an Emmy-nominated writer and comedian. She has written for Saturday Night Live, Shrill (Hulu), I Love That For You (Showtime) and numerous variety specials and awards shows. Her on-screen credits include The Other Two, Girls, and Red Oaks. A recent NY transplant to LA, you can see Sudi performing live comedy that a friend from home described as ‘very expressive.’ Find her on Instagram @sudigreen and Twitter @Sudi_GreenSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Turns out we don’t tell kids if they have sex they’ll go to hell anymore. Now, we talk and explain things. In this episode. Dr. Pitts talks to her dream daughter and her actual daughter about the birds and the bees (go birds!). Featuring Rachel Pegram and Matt Rogers About Sudi Green:  Sudi Green is an Emmy-nominated writer and comedian. She has written for Saturday Night Live, Shrill (Hulu), I Love That For You (Showtime) and numerous variety specials and awards shows. Her on-screen credits include The Other Two, Girls, and Red Oaks. A recent NY transplant to LA, you can see Sudi performing live comedy that a friend from home described as ‘very expressive.’ Find her on Instagram @sudigreen and Twitter @Sudi_GreenSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Downstairs diseases! They’re painful, disgusting, but at least you’re getting some. In this episode Dr Pitt’s answers your burning sexually transmitted infection questions with a doctor all the way from exotic Illinois! Featuring Fran Gillespie. About Sudi Green: Sudi Green is an Emmy-nominated writer and comedian. She has written for Saturday Night Live, Shrill (Hulu), I Love That For You (Showtime) and numerous variety specials and awards shows. Her on-screen credits include The Other Two, Girls, and Red Oaks. A recent NY transplant to LA, you can see Sudi performing live comedy that a friend from home described as ‘very expressive.’ Find her on Instagram @sudigreen and Twitter @Sudi_GreenSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re talking business of babies; birthin’ ‘em and pushing them the hell out. This episode’s special guest is a constantly pregnant woman who is also a nurse. And our pregnancy episode wouldn’t be complete without a classic scare from Dr. Pitt’s teenage daughter. Featuring Lauren Servideo and Matt Rogers. About Sudi Green: Sudi Green is an Emmy-nominated writer and comedian. She has written for Saturday Night Live, Shrill (Hulu), I Love That For You (Showtime) and numerous variety specials and awards shows. Her on-screen credits include The Other Two, Girls, and Red Oaks. A recent NY transplant to LA, you can see Sudi performing live comedy that a friend from home described as ‘very expressive.’ Find her on Instagram @sudigreen and Twitter @Sudi_GreenSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Yoko’s guest of honor is the Head of Greek Art and Mythology at the Met and Professor at Columbia University, Professor Aisha Martinez (Julia Morales @callmejules). In this episode, Yoko and Prof. Martinez dive into the world of myths and events throughout history that may have actually happened, like that time Yoko’s Dad said he’d go to Yoko’s clarinet recital and went to Buffalo Wild Wings instead. They discuss which Greek deity is the hottest, the possibility of Prof. Martinez becoming his new stepmom, and the most recent wrongdoing Yoko’s current evil stepmom Sharon did to him.    ABOUT STEVE HAN:  Steve Han (he/him) is a comedian and actor based out of Los Angeles. He’s an alum of the 2022 ViacomCBS Showcase and has appeared on networks such as FX, NBC, FOX, Freeform, Showtime, and Amazon Freevee. He’s performed with the Second City, on the Harold team Mothership and Improv All-Stars at iO Chicago, and at the Steppenwolf in Chicago. You can find him and his dog who bullies him at instagram.com/yoko__homo.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode, Yoko interviews the Vice Dean and Former Head of Marine Biology at Stanford University, Professor Alan Grundle (Henrik Blix @henrikontheweb) on a topic he (unsurprisingly to no one) knows a lot about: the Ocean. And more specifically, marine biology in our oceans. They discuss Professor Grundle’s lack of friends in the ocean (unlike Yoko, who has many friends across all bodies of water and land), whether or not the Earth has cheeks that can clap, and a new revelation in Yoko’s taxing emotional journey of trying to understand the mind of the evil monster that is his stepmom Sharon.    ABOUT STEVE HAN:  Steve Han (he/him) is a comedian and actor based out of Los Angeles. He’s an alum of the 2022 ViacomCBS Showcase and has appeared on networks such as FX, NBC, FOX, Freeform, Showtime, and Amazon Freevee. He’s performed with the Second City, on the Harold team Mothership and Improv All-Stars at iO Chicago, and at the Steppenwolf in Chicago. You can find him and his dog who bullies him at instagram.com/yoko__homo. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After realizing early on in the interview that Yoko’s producer found an expert in Astronomy and not Astrology like Yoko specifically asked (his producer is a triple water sign, iykyk), Yoko decides to make the best of this situation and ends up having a great chat with Dr. Spu Newton (Jordan Stafford @dudewiththeabolitionistpart), Head of the Astronomy Club at the local Corcoran Community Center. They discuss black holes, Dr. Newton’s love life (or lack thereof…perhaps this episode will change that!), and Yoko’s newest developments in his ongoing feud with his evil stepmom, Sharon.    ABOUT STEVE HAN:  Steve Han (he/him) is a comedian and actor based out of Los Angeles. He’s an alum of the 2022 ViacomCBS Showcase and has appeared on networks such as FX, NBC, FOX, Freeform, Showtime, and Amazon Freevee. He’s performed with the Second City, on the Harold team Mothership and Improv All-Stars at iO Chicago, and at the Steppenwolf in Chicago. You can find him and his dog who bullies him at instagram.com/yoko__homo.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yoko Homo’s accomplished a lot: he’s a 3-time Grammy Awards Party Crasher, runner up on the only season of NBC’s America’s Biggest Show-Off, and an alum of Pronceton University in Pronceton, Arizona. The one thing he’s never been able to achieve? His father’s love. But things are starting to look up: the good people at iHeartRadio have given him an opportunity to create an educational podcast. This is his one chance to prove to his Dad that he isn’t the idiot unworthy of love his father claims he is. And who knows, maybe he’ll learn a thing or two. Welcome to Are You There Dad? It’s Me, Yoko Homo.    In this first episode, Yoko interviews the Head of Archeology at Vanderbilt University, Professor Dmitri Wipe (Andrew Knox @softknox). They discuss archeologists’ base salaries, humans who predate George Clooney, and Yoko’s hardships of living with his evil stepmom Sharon.    ABOUT STEVE HAN:  Steve Han (he/him) is a comedian and actor based out of Los Angeles. He’s an alum of the 2022 ViacomCBS Showcase and has appeared on networks such as FX, NBC, FOX, Freeform, Showtime, and Amazon Freevee. He’s performed with the Second City, on the Harold team Mothership and Improv All-Stars at iO Chicago, and at the Steppenwolf in Chicago. You can find him and his dog who bullies him at instagram.com/yoko__homo.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

s mud good for the vocal chords? Is “opening night” as disgusting as it sounds? In this episode you'll learn about Human Musicals from comedian Avery Nusbaum and Bethelzda, a giant worm. PLUS, enjoy a special duet to celebrate our last episode before our host takes break to shed her exoskeleton! Theme song by Brooks Allison.  ABOUT SARAH SMALLWOOD PARSONS: Sarah Smallwood Parsons is a queer comedian and artist in NYC, best known for hosting Characters Welcome (100k+ YouTube subscribers) and her viral video “The Song in Every Musical That No One Likes” (3M views). Check out her TV pilot Forgotten Animals and follow her everywhere @sarahsmallwoodparsons  Instagram Twitter  TiktokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would Cool Teen (Kate Sisk) make a good babysitter? Is “time out” just what our host dreams about from her hole? In this episode you’ll learn about Human Parenting from comedians Justin Tyler (Comic Book Club), Meg Shah (Mommy Pickles), and Bethelzda, a giant worm. Theme Song by Brooks Allison.  ABOUT SARAH SMALLWOOD PARSONS: Instagram Twitter  TiktokSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.