Getting Your Car WRECKED & House DESTROYED By a Tree IN ONE WEEK | Chris Distefano | Ep. 186

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon cover everything from Mike’s disastrous week around his son being born, to awkward parenting moments and a principal's lap dance disaster. They also swap wild roommate horror stories, high school memories and dive into the circumcision debate. Support Our Sponsors Naked Wines https://NakedWines.com/CHAOS GameTime Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHRISSY for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply. Prolon Go to https://ProlonLife.com/CHAOS for 15% off the 5-day nutrition program. Ethos Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $2 million in coverage in just 10 minutes at https://ethoslife.com/CHAOS. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy Chris dives deep into everything from broken bones to crack TikTok stars and unexpected birthday surprises. With no guest, it's just Chrissy, his hilarious rants, and some surprising family moments. Hear about his 40th birthday trip to Baltimore (yes, really), Vito’s broken foot, and why Jasmine is ready to defend her family at all costs. Plus, Chrissy spills on their wild mushroom adventures and why Pitbull concerts are goated. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise Meet at the Apple podcast on Apple/Spottily wherever you get your pods. 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #comedy Chris dives int some wild stories, like his buddy's dramatic weight loss journey (no Ozempic involved) and a night out in LA that could end in an ambulance ride. He even shares a hysterical behind-the-scenes moment with Colin Farrell that you have to hear to believe. This episode is packed with wild Chrismoments, awkward confessions, and stuff we can’t even clip. Support Our Sponsors Ethos Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $2 million in coverage in just 10 minutes at https://ethoslife.com/CHAOS. KiwiCo Get 50% off your first month on ANY crate line at https://kiwico.com with promo code CHAOS. Mint Mobile Cut your wireless bill to 15 bucks a month at https://MINTMOBILE.com/CHAOS. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this electrifying episode of Chrissy Chaos, Chris Distefano dives into the wild world of professional bull riding with the legendary voice of PBR, Matt West. Get ready for stories that will leave you stunned, from death-defying rides to cowboy manners that make any New Yorker rethink chivalry. Matt shares the gritty realities of bull riding, the adrenaline-pumping moments, and the fearless mindset of the riders. Whether you're into high-octane sports, comedy, or just a good old-fashioned chaos, this episode is packed with laughs, insights, and some unexpected life lessons. Tune in to see if Chris could survive a ride or if he'd end up in the dirt! Support Our Sponsors True Classic Upgrade your wardrobe and save on True Classic at https://trueclassictees.com/CHAOS Marley Spoon For up to 25 free meals, head to https://MarleySpoon.com/OFFER/CHAOS and use code CHAOS. Morgan and Morgan https://ForThePeople.com/chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Naked Wines https://NakedWines.com/CHAOS #chrisdistefano #podcast #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Support Our Sponsors Wonderful Pistachio Visit WonderfulPistachios.com to learn more Pestie https://Pestie.com/CHAOS and use code CHAOS Better Help Visit https://BetterHelp.com/chaos today to get 10% off your first month. https://Pestie.com/CHAOS and use code CHAOS Bilt https://joinbilt.com/CHAOS TIMESTAMPS 00:00 INTRO 04:20 Most Influential Jews 8:45 Trumps Tweets About Pipko! 11:50 Michael Jordan’s Son Loves Skiing 22:30 Pipko the Pro Skater 34:40 Elizabeth’s Dad was at the Trump Rally!! 47:00 Navigating Politics Broh 54:54 Kamala Catching Up? 1:05:22 VOICEMAILS UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 John Grady Producer / Graphic Designer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ Portfolio - https://www.behance.net/gradyj 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy Wonderful Pistachios Visit WonderfulPistachios.com to learn more Prize Picks “Download the app today and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100!” Ethos Get term life insurance through Ethos today to help protect your family’s finances. Get up to $2 million in coverage in just 10 minutes at https://ethoslife.com/CHAOS. Thanks to Ethos for sponsoring us! Morgan and Morgan If you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to ForThePeople.com/chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://www.Twitter.com/VitoFCalise 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Support Our Sponsors!! KiWiCo Get 50% off your first month on ANY crate line at https://www.kiwico.com with promo code CHAOS. Wonderful Pistachios Visit https://www.WonderfulPistachios.com to learn more GameTime Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHRISSY for $20 off your first purchase. Magic Mind They have a limited offer you can use now, that gets you up to 48% off your first subscription or 20% off one time purchases with code CHAOS at checkout You can claim it at: https://www.magicmind.com/chrissychaos TIMESTAMPS 00:00 INTRO 09:44 Weird Shaped Babies 16:00 McDonalds Criminal Empire 21:00 A Diverse Mafia! 24:30 Who TF Made the Pyramids 36:40 Foreign Subway Takes 43:00 Chrissy’s Father in Law 58:58 Dave Portnoy Calls Chris Gay 1:13:10 Kareem’s Rug Friend 1:23:10 INCEST Voicemail?? UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 John Grady Producer / Graphic Designer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ Portfolio - https://www.behance.net/gradyj 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chris and Mike meet back up to talk about Chris' recent trip to Colonal Williamsburg, Jaz joins the show to talk about how she truly does not care what Chris does at this point and more. KiWiCo Get 20% off on your Summer Adventure Series at kiwico.com/summerchaos. Prolon Right now, Prolon is offering Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos listeners FIFTEEN PERCENT off their 5-day nutrition program. Prize Picks Download the PrizePicks app today and use code CHAOS for a first deposit match up to $100! Morgan & Morgan If you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to For The People dot com slash [chaos] or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices