We Switched to Margaritaville (And Other Lies We Told You)

This week, Trevor, Tom, and Jenn have officially signed with Margaritaville at Sea... or have they? The Golden Crew is back with the most confidently wrong cruise advice ever recorded. From bringing bags of oranges to fight scurvy, to wearing a full tuxedo on the water slide, to paying for onboard shopping with homemade "Carnival Fun Bucks" — this episode is absolutely NOT a guide to cruising. Do NOT follow any of this. Seriously. We mean it. Probably. Happy April Fools from your favorite podcast that is definitely still about Carnival cruising!

The Golden Crew is back and somehow the biggest cruise industry debate this week isn't about loyalty programs or port fees — it's fried chicken. Tom decided to slide into John Heald's DMs with some constructive criticism about Carnival's fried chicken and biscuits, and John's response was... diplomatic. His dog Quantum, however, was not having a great day either, and we have receipts.We also dive into a wild Reddit story about a passenger who managed to get themselves banned from Carnival after absolutely destroying the presidential suite — and then had the audacity to complain about it online. Sir.On the more serious side, Alaska cruisers need to pay attention: Tracy Arm Fjord has been pulled from all 2026 itineraries following a landslide and tsunami near the South Sawyer Glacier. The Carnival Spirit, Luminosa, and Miracle are all rerouting to Endicott Arm Fjord for sailings running April through September 2026.It's a shorter episode this week (Tom's got some stuff going on — we'll leave it at that), but we packed it in. And yes, we noticed your Speakpipe silence. Shame. Shame. Go leave us a message at speakpipe.com/carnivalcruisingpodcastaways — your voice could end up on the show, and honestly it'd be a step up from the cricket sounds we're currently working with.Until next time — you're unique, you're special, and you're loved. And please, please use the 24-hour room service. The hallway buffet is not a thing.🎙️ Leave us a message: speakpipe.com/carnivalcruisingpodcastaways

The Golden Crew is back and absolutely unhinged as ever. First, big congrats to Tom — his brass band took home a win this weekend, which means Trevor and Jenn have exactly zero excuses next time they lose anything. We kick off the news with some ACTUAL good news: the Carnival Jubilee scored a perfect 100 on its CDC health inspection — that's a first since its 2023 launch, and our home port of Galveston has never looked cleaner. Meanwhile, Royal Caribbean was busy committing an international crime on St. Patrick's Day: no corned beef. Their stock took a hit and frankly, we're not surprised.We dive into the growing chaos around Carnival's Platinum perks after multiple sailings started pulling priority boarding and early stateroom access — turns out when everyone's Platinum, nobody is. We've got thoughts. Strong ones. Also: the Carnival Firenze is canceling 11 sailings out of Long Beach to reposition to the East Coast, and the West Coast is not taking it well (looking at you, Jenn).Then there's the TikTok trend of people dragging their mattresses out onto their balconies to sleep under the stars — John Heald has officially had enough, and honestly? Same. Bobby called in on the Speak Pipe to defend Carnival's fried chicken, and Trevor and Tom has never recovered. Plus, MSC Seascape is charging admission to a new after-hours show that includes cocktails — which sounds fine until you realize some guests already have the drink package. Chaos. Pure chaos.And yes, the Miami road trip comes up. It always comes up. Tom drove for what felt like 27 hours, Megan flew like a genius, and Trevor stared longingly into the Mississippi River. We don't talk about FGGC 1. We just... don't.Subscribe, join the Podcastaways Facebook group, and remember: anything that happens on the ship stays on YouTube. 🛳️Speakpipe.com/CarnivalCruisingPodcastaways⁠ to leave us a voicemail.Cruise With us on FRGC 4, September 2026 - Contact Amanda Barmore with Have Luggage Will Travel ⁠https://flow.page/haveluggagewilltravel

he Golden Crew is back, and this week Trevor runs through a comprehensive list of the most bizarre rules and banned items across cruise lines — from Samsung Galaxy Note 7s still being on Disney's no-go list to non-collapsible lightsabers being classified as weapons. Plus, Carnival bans upside-down pineapple behavior, Tom barely survives Oklahoma tornado season, the crew debates Carnival's new brunch menu (breakfast Philly, anyone?), and Jen owes the Costco community a major apology. Grab a drink of the day — just not from a box — and sail in!

The Golden Crew is back, and this week Trevor is NOT dead — despite his best efforts to convince everyone otherwise. After a dramatic week of faking strep throat, sending blinking GIFs, and getting his wife Megan to photograph the inside of his throat for a very skeptical Teladoc doctor, Trevor has somehow survived to podcast another day.On the cruise news front, we've got a big week! The Carnival Sunshine went full blackout — losing power, propulsion, AND sanitation at 2 AM while returning to Norfolk. Tugboats, delayed embarkation, and a $25 onboard credit were involved. We break it all down. Then we talk about the Carnival Conquest's fresh glow-up out of dry dock, including the new Heroes Tribute Bar honoring our military veterans and active duty service members — and yes, the arcade came up too.We also touch on Puerto Vallarta's temporary removal from Carnival's Mexican Riviera routes (Jen is on the Costco update desk, so stay tuned to the Facebook group), and the 2026 Cruiseline.com Member Choice Awards — spoiler: Royal Caribbean swept basically everything and the crew has thoughts.And finally... waffle cones. We somehow end up in a deeply committed conversation about soft serve, cruise hacks, and things we probably should not describe in a family-friendly podcast description. You'll just have to listen.🚢 Join the conversation! Find us in the Podcastaways Facebook Group for Costco updates, waffle cone debates, and a countdown to the Family Reunion Group Cruise — only 195 days away!Anything that happens on the ship stays on YouTube. Bye!Speakpipe.com/CarnivalCruisingPodcastaways to leave us a voicemail.Cruise With us on FRGC 4, September 2026 - Contact Amanda Barmore with Have Luggage Will Travel https://flow.page/haveluggagewilltravel

This week on The Podcastaways, Trevor, Tom, and Jen take a break from cruise news for a very important investigation: did Tom’s mirror move… or are we living in Bizarro Land?Then we’re joined by Kira Jackson (aka @KiraKiraWonders) for a fantastic behind-the-scenes interview about life working on Princess Cruises. Kira shares what it was like having a niche acting role as a live “character performer” who hosted bingo in character, why longer cruises feel totally different than shorter ones, how crew culture impacts guest experience, and what passengers do that makes crew quietly panic (spoiler: kids on railings).We also get into cruise classics like favorite ports (hello, Jeju), ship size debates, crew gifts (yes… the ducks), ship internet reality, and we settle the only question that truly matters: Is a hot dog a sandwich?Follow Kira: Instagram / TikTok / YouTube: @KiraKiraWandershttps://www.instagram.com/kirakirawanders/Speakpipe.com/CarnivalCruisingPodcastaways to leave us a voicemail.Cruise With us on FRGC 4, September 2026 - Contact Amanda Barmore with Have Luggage Will Travel https://flow.page/haveluggagewilltravel

Galveston is back in the spotlight, and we are updating the full port-day playbook. Trevor, Jenn, and Thomas rank Galveston against their other favorite homeports, then get practical with where to stay (Texas City vs Seawall, plus a few “bougie” picks), where to eat (from pho to seafood to that reliable Waffle House energy), and what to do if you have extra time before sail day.We also hit the real-life lessons: why you should double-check which terminal you’re walking to, what to watch for with parking and car safety, and the best ways to get from the airport to the island without turning embarkation day into a stress marathon. Then we wrap with a listener audio moment that spirals into cruise buffet truth-telling and a little breakfast dessert drama.If you cruise out of Galveston, this episode is your shortcut to a smoother trip.Speakpipe.com/CarnivalCruisingPodcastaways to leave us a voicemail.FRGC 4.0 and 5.0 https://flow.page/haveluggagewilltravel

Jen’s “stuck in traffic”… sure. So Trevor and Tom take the helm for a cruise-news joyride that somehow includes the Winter Olympics, the Three Stooges, and at least one emotional-support turtle.Today we hit the big headlines:• Carnival apologizes after fleetwide IT issues slowed embarkation/debarkation and impacted multiple ships (and yes—navigation/safety systems were part of the disruption): https://cruiseindustrynews.com/cruise-news/2026/02/carnival-apologizes-for-fleetwide-it-issues/• Royal Caribbean updates its policy on recording-capable smart glasses (restricted zones include restrooms, youth areas, medical areas… and the casino): https://www.royalcaribbean.com/faq/questions/prohibited-items-onboard-policy• Royal Caribbean names “Skipper” as the next Chief Dog Officer for Legend of the Seas (because cruise news is wild now): https://www.cruisehive.com/royal-caribbean-reveals-name-of-legend-of-the-seas-chief-dog-officer/199512• Carnival Encounter inspection in Australia after whistleblower/union allegations—Carnival says regulators found “no deficiencies” (story still developing): https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02-10/carnival-cruise-exploitation-claims-what-we-know/106325788• The Park West cruise-auction controversy: a guest says the Muhammad Ali glove delivered wasn’t the exact glove they bid on—fine print matters: https://www.cruisehive.com/cruise-guest-says-auction-item-was-swapped-after-5000-winning-bid/199261Plus: SpeakPipe messages, debarkation speed-running in New Orleans, and the ongoing Sea Day Brunch existential crisis (banana cream pie discourse included).Carnival Sea Day Brunch menu (official PDF): https://www.carnival.com/-/media/images/explore/dining/menus/seaday-brunch-menu.pdfLeave us a message on SpeakPipe: speakpipe.com/CarnivalCruisingPodcastaways

This week on Carnival Cruising Podcastaways, Trevor, Jenn, and Thomas are back together and, thankfully, all survived another week without medical emergencies (hydration saves lives).The crew dives into Carnival’s latest price increases, including changes to Bottomless Bubbles and gratuities, and debates whether four sodas a day is a lifestyle choice or a cry for help. Things escalate when they discuss a five-year-old Royal Caribbean cruiser with over 700 loyalty points, raising serious questions about gaming the system, suite math, and who is really in charge of the ship.They also cover:Drink packages, soda economics, and age discrimination (allegedly)Drug-sniffing dogs, port security horror stories, and thrift-store luggage mishapsBuild-A-Bear regret at seaParty cruises gone very wrongWhy you should never assume you’ll remember repacking your bag with dignityIt’s cruise news, questionable math, and classic Podcastaways banter—all in one voyage.🎧 Buckle up, hydrate, and maybe skip the fourth soda.

Trevor is out, but the show rolls on as Tom and Jenn take the helm for a wide-ranging cruise chat packed with news, debates, and classic Podcastaways chaos.This week, we dive into Carnival Sunshine’s upcoming Africa itineraries, including historic first-ever ports like Morocco and Tanzania, plus a transatlantic sailing that has us seriously tempted. We also tackle one of cruising’s most hotly debated topics: Should you always fly in the day before your cruise? (Spoiler: yes… but with nuance.)Along the way, we cover winter weather impacts, ships returning early, snow on the Lido deck, frozen Serenity waterfalls, and why Mother Nature always laughs at cruise plans. There’s also talk of private islands, mega-ships vs. smaller ships, hand-washing truth bombs, casino etiquette, and why some cruise traditions just won’t die.Cruise news, strong opinions, and plenty of laughs—just another day aboard the Podcastaways.🎧 Listen now and cruise smarter.📣 Leave us a voicemail:Speakpipe.com/CarnivalCruisingPodcastaways