The Greatest (Now Levitating) ShowWoman (RHUGT Full Recap S5E8)

What's up bros? The SLC season is fully under way and we can finally get a good idea of where we're heading this season. First stop: San Fran for a little pinch-ass or punch-ass depending on who you ask. Quai is fully in the mix by way of Whitney throwing her under the bus or trolley (sorry I can't stop) and Bronwyn is already flip-flopping on the newbie so things are starting to shake up. Let's just hope they shake their way to a good season eh? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? We're going to be blunt here - we need Jessel & Erin to take a step back and let the new cast thrive because they can easily derail what looks like a fun and promising cast. We think eventually the flow won't be disrupted by them but right now it's becoming a glaring issue that everything works perfectly until we get to Jessel and/or Erin doing their typical shenanigans. Let's focus more on the rest of the cast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? We're very unfortunately winding down this fun ultimate girls trip but we're in someone's city....whose city??? Luann's City! While Luann is literally on cloud 9 thanks to a magician, the other ladies are not so thrilled with her antics and have finally hit the end of their rope. Thankfully part of the charm of an ultimate girls trip is that we have housewives from all other shows that aren't used to one another butting heads and they're going to need all of those heads to tackle Luann Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? We're in familiar territory with our OC ladies as we try to halt what has become once again a terrible season with some moving along of storylines and issues. The problem with that is once we do move on from these tired narratives, what do we have? Surely we can't just drag Carmella v. Vicki for another 8+ episodes nor can we do anything with Heather as the "takedown" orchestrated by Emily has been stopped so what do we have? Probably nothing but we're still gonna be here watching don't worry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? It's time to say goodbye to the best new Bravo show as we conclude the reunion. While we had a lot of great moments in this reunion, we still don't know exactly how Jesus was used to manipulate Arianna but I guess we'll settle for bringing Hudson out for the Love Triangle portion of the show; even the parts that don't really include him. All in all, this reunion was very well done and gives us so much more excitement going into season 3! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? Well we can (maybe) officially through out our concerns for this season as the apology tour may have saved us! It's no secret that we've been thinking this season was going to be the most divisive season thus far and that would lead to bad TV but it seems the ladies have a different plan and that's to come back together..for most of them.. Meredith is donning a brand new face but she has not changed her feelings about Whitney and honestly...who cares? As long as Meredith is active it shouldn't matter if she accepts or declines (vehemently). Let's see what this group is capable of! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? RHONY is in full swing and before we move on to everyone getting involved, it seems there's a good bit of leftover animosity from 2 of the cast members that made the cut from the failed reboot. While some people may find Erin & Jessel annoying, we feel it's a necessary evil. They need to get this out before we can find the roles for everyone on the show and getting this out of the way early will help the rest of the cast integrate in the right way. Meanwhile, Hailey & Daisy continue to shine in somewhat different but somewhat similar ways if that makes any sense? No ok it doesn't really make sense but shut up ok. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros??? They could've looped the 5 minutes spent on the Miami cast for 45 minutes and we'd have been happy but nooooo we just get a little taste then act like nothing changed. Please bring back Miami ASAP. It pains us to see that things are happening here within the cast and we're not a part of it. Anyway, this ultimate trip keeps on trucking on from Miami to NYC where Luann has a fun party planned and Gizelle & Porsha have a takedown of Luann planned. Let's just say that Luann is not Vicki so this could be exciting. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros??? Enjoy the hate watch! There's not much more to say about this episode because OC is terrible and we don't know why we're watching this anymore but hey let's see if Vicki's life is crumbling and check in on Emily & Shane. Sheesh get us out of here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? Well, well, well it looks like Brooks has developed a voice and no it's not because of a tonsillectomy, it's because his mom has been calling him with advice. What a funny mix of what looks like seasoned vets and first-timers we have here; and no, Charlie is not a first-timer. To no one's surprise, Charlie showed up in a big way that only Charlie can do and it's eating away at the cast. I'm sure we'll get way more Charlie action in the 2nd episode but for now we're just having a good time with some learning experiences for the rest of the cast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices