Potomac Is Back: The World Rejoices (RHOP Full Recap S11E1)

What's up bros? We're still in SF and we're still being constantly reminded that this is Bronwyn's trip. You'd think maybe the whole group would get tired of it but somehow, everyone is kissing up to her so much it's insane. Thankfully our favorite duo of SLC has a plan. The plan? Make the most lyrically challenged diss track of all time and somehow it results in an absolute meltdown from Bronwyn so it worked! Let's hope this stunt puts the season on a path of sheer war! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? We finally got the Carole/Epstein/Maxwell conversation we've all been waiting for and we just have one simple question: What the hell are you doing Carole? Honestly. What seemed like a good opportunity on your own terms to discuss your relationship with all of the file talk quickly turned into one of the most bizarre conversations about friendships and Prince Andrew??? You're supposed to condemn and distance not talk about it like you're reminiscing! Anyway, Erin's still gossiping around town and crying when she gets called out for it or whatever Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? We're so incredibly excited that Potomac is back and what a season we have to look forward to. We know last season was clunky at times but they had a weird cast - this season's cast and storylines are stacked. It's almost an embarrassment of riches with what we could talk about all season and when something gets stale, don't worry, there's always more. Digging into the "new" Karen, Wendy & Eddie might be facing jail time, Tia & Rob headed for splitsville by way of a dating app? Sign us up for all of it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? We're off for our final cast trip of the season and let's hope that means this season will end expeditiously because we see the writing on the wall and it is not exciting. This episode sets up a cast trip without one of maybe 2 total bright spots of the season (Carmella; we discuss the issue there moving forward) as well as what seemingly will be the main storyline of the end of the season with Emily & Shane. We plead with these two to please get divorced off camera and off the show entirely because we're totally checked out of diving into the psychology of that dumpster fire Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? There's a monster on the loose and we don't know what this monster has on the rest of the group because she's a proven liar but somehow she has power and we're against it! Bronwyn has somehow gone from wacky inflatable outfits to running the "cool" kids and we don't get it. Can someone explain it to us? Maybe, just maybe we're heading toward activating the Lisa/Meredith duo and we'll get a fun takedown that'll level the playing field but for now, we're left guessing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? Well we're really honing in on what or rather who could be the downfall of this show and while we were openly blaming BOTH Erin and Jessel last week, we're fully singling out Erin. This cast is trying to evolve into their own good roles and the flow of the episode is constantly hampered by Erin. The other issue (also Erin's fault) is that now Daisy is showing signs of being a downer. We think Daisy can bounce back but with each passing week, Erin is continuing to stray further from what entertaining television is. Let's hope the rest of the cast can put us in a better position as they get more comfortable! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? We're not gonna lie, we're sad to see this go. What a fun ride we got to experience over the last 9 weeks celebrating housewives in various cities while monitoring the game within the game on the road. Everything seemed to work itself out at all the right times and we got to see so many different great sides of these women along the way. For the first time in the history of our show, we're claiming Ultimate Girls Trip a roaring success. Let's learn from this one and keep the product good Bravo! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? Hate Watch Season has never been more back with this show and at some point someone has to realize this show sucks right? I'm sure they won't before Emily continues to shine a light on ... checks notes.... herself? Surely she thinks people will be on her side of this "marital" dispute but just looking at the facts here and while we really don't want to do this...she's a massive massive part of the problem and she's just letting us watch it. Put a fork in this season we're done the moment you bring Alexis & John into the picture as a hail mary. Nice try Tamra Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros? The SLC season is fully under way and we can finally get a good idea of where we're heading this season. First stop: San Fran for a little pinch-ass or punch-ass depending on who you ask. Quai is fully in the mix by way of Whitney throwing her under the bus or trolley (sorry I can't stop) and Bronwyn is already flip-flopping on the newbie so things are starting to shake up. Let's just hope they shake their way to a good season eh? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up bros?? We're going to be blunt here - we need Jessel & Erin to take a step back and let the new cast thrive because they can easily derail what looks like a fun and promising cast. We think eventually the flow won't be disrupted by them but right now it's becoming a glaring issue that everything works perfectly until we get to Jessel and/or Erin doing their typical shenanigans. Let's focus more on the rest of the cast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices