Royal Party with Emily Lloyd-Saini

Please be upstanding for their majesties Camille Toilet Bowl and Beatrice The Grey with extra special guest Emily Royal-Sainsburys (Code 404, Juice, Horrible Histories)! It's a royal party - we're talking royal gossip, tangents upon tangents and a bid for who is going to take over the coveted role of Head of PR to the royal family.Producers: Sam Martin and Connor HaylesMusic: Anne ChmelewskyArtwork: Lucy Moore

The girls discuss what they would do if they were in each other's shoes and what inedible object they would most like to eat! This is also Rose's last ep before she starts mat leave so everyone wish her luck! xxProducers: Sam Martin and Connor HaylesMusic: Anne ChmelewskyArtwork: Lucy Moore

The weasel is getting one year older (her idea of hell) and we're celebrating by auditioning to be her life coach. Who will help Camille turn her life around?Producers: Sam Martin and Connor HaylesMusic: Anne ChmelewskyArtwork: Lucy Moore

Get ready for carrot themed drinks, Easter Snack, Marry, Kill and some strong opinions about hot cross buns and dark chocolate.Producers: Sam Martin and Connor HaylesMusic: Anne ChmelewskyArtwork: Lucy Moore

Sorry no pod this week.... PRANK! It's April Fool's Day! We've got a lot of prank chat and we even design our own Prank Bank. It's all very normal.Producers: Sam Martin and Connor HaylesMusic: Anne ChmelewskyArtwork: Lucy Moore

We answer some big questions from listeners, including what we would name ourselves if we had to change names, and what traits would we borrow from the other Birthday Girls.Producers: Sam Martin and Connor HaylesMusic: Anne ChmelewskyArtwork: Lucy Moore

Top of the morning to you and a happy day after St Patrick's day. Listen/watch as we get almost every aspect of this globally celebrated day completely wrong. And also there's limericks. Producers: Sam Martin and Connor HaylesMusic: Anne ChmelewskyArtwork: Lucy Moore

Yes, it's British Pie Week. And yes, we're not afraid to celebrate it with a whole episode dedicated to British Pies! We've got pork pies, apple pies and cream pies (not that kind) for your viewing or listening pleasure. I'd say there is one pie moment that does require the visual if you're up for it.Producers: Sam Martin and Connor HaylesMusic: Anne ChmelewskyArtwork: Lucy Moore

Spring has almost sprung! So we're celebrating with a spring fling... whatever that is. Listen to hear our Spring/Summer trend predictions and Camille get's a message from the other side.Producers: Sam Martin and Connor HaylesMusic: Anne ChmelewskyArtwork: Lucy Moore

We answer some of life's big questions like 'what's your ideal retail park?' and 'what is a retail park?'. We're also gossing on all our engagement stories like such girlies.Producers: Sam Martin and Connor HaylesMusic: Anne ChmelewskyArtwork: Lucy Moore