Bad Band Reunions vs Good Reunions & Michael Crawford joining Queen

The Influence of the Velvet Undergroundwith special guest Dave Lennon (Lost in the Groove Podcast)What happens when two podcast hosts—one from sunny Florida, the other from soggy Suffolk—sit down to worship at the altar of The Velvet Underground? Absolute chaos, that’s what.In this episode of Beat Motel, Andrew is joined by Dave Lennon from Lost in the Groove to unravel the weird, wonderful, and often dysfunctional legacy of Lou Reed and co. Expect deep dives into the genius of John Cale, Nico’s awkward-but-iconic vocals, and why Mo Tucker deserved better.Along the way, we also offend Replacements fans, ponder what David Bowie talked about while curling one out, and discuss how Arctic Monkeys gave a pension to a punk poet. There’s also a band called Prolapse. Yes, really.If you’re a Velvet Underground hater, stay tuned. You might just learn something… or at least laugh at our expense.Featuring:Nico’s German glamour and tragic misdiagnosisJohn Cale’s Welsh wizardryLou Reed: songwriting genius or professional nightmare?How VU inspired noise rock, punk, and half of Andrew’s record collectionBands that owe everything to VU (but won't admit it)Why the Jesus & Mary Chain sound like a hangover in churchShoutouts to Prolapse, Arctic Monkeys, Spacemen 3, and moreThis is the most passionate episode we’ve done about a band, It’s chaos. It's love. It's The Velvet Underground.### Riffs of the week#### Dave Lennon's Riff- Harry Nilsson - Without You (2:06)#### Andrew's Riff- Pijn - Our endless hours (5:23)### Dave Lennon's track choices1. The Velvet Underground - Sweet Jane (2:29)2. The Velvet Underground - Tomorrow's Parties (2:49)3. The Velvet Underground - Sunday Morning (opening)4. The Velvet Underground - Run Run (3:36)### Andrew's track choices1. Spacemen 3 - Come down easy (2:39)2. The Jesus and Mary Chain - Snakedriver (opening)3. The Arctic Monkeys - Cornerstone (1:23)4. Prolapse - Flex (9:11)Email us - [email protected]

Ever found yourself at a gig, three beers deep, staring at a merch table and wondering why the hell a band is selling a manhole cover? Well, Andrew Laws and Dr Sam (aka Dr Roid Rage) have. This week, they dive headfirst into the bizarre, impractical, and sometimes downright offensive world of band merchandise.From Misfits flogging literally anything with a skull on it (including Tiki mugs, because obviously) to Norwegian punk bands financing entire albums with municipal infrastructure, this episode is a deep dive into capitalism gone feral.Also covered:The accidental genius of John Shuttleworth’s wooden spoonsIron Maiden’s questionable first attempt at beerThe existential tragedy of crust punks taking themselves too seriouslyWhether Kiss will one day sell branded oxygen for their aging fansWolves in the Throne Room and their "merch" table full of sticksStrap in for tales of merch regret, punk rock nonsense, and Andrew nearly wetting himself by the end of the episode.### Riffs of the week#### Dr Sam's Riff- clipping. - Dominator (opening)#### Andrew's Riff- Trelldom - The voice that whispers (2:50)### Dr Sam's track choices1. Sick of it All - America (1.10)2. Misfits - Forbidden Zone (opening)3. Minutemen - Shit From an Old Notebook (0.30)4. The Dogs - Melt (1.00)### Andrew's track choices1. Red Flag 77 - How Low (0:10)2. John Shuttleworth - Two Margarines (0:20)3. The Brand New Heavies - People Get Ready (0:50)4. Wolves in the Throne Room - Born from the serpents eye (3:20)Email us - [email protected]

What music will we love when we’re old and decrepit? Will we swap death metal for classical funeral masses, or will we just keep playing Rush until it finally makes sense? In this episode, Andrew Laws and Dr. Sam (aka Salmonella) explore how our musical tastes might evolve (or decay) as we age.🎵 Featuring riffs from:Mozart (because funeral music is just evil classical metal)Rush (because we might be patient enough for them someday)Louis Armstrong (because soft landings are needed as life gets harder)Pigface (because industrial chaos never dies)Marvin Gaye (because funk basslines are eternal)🔥 Other highlights include:The ultimate testicle-based weather forecasting systemDo metalheads realise their music is ridiculous?How to lose YouTube subscribers by mentioning PanteraThe unhinged genius of John Shuttleworth🖕 Angry metal bros, leave your hate comments below!WATCH MORE BEAT MOTEL PODCAST EPISODES:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWvEIcKhJxA&list=PLwnzX0gT6IrcZqrF2Xslb19NiBRgd9rj9🔔 SUBSCRIBE for more music nonsense every week!### Riffs of the week#### Dr Sam's Riff- ODDLY - Alligator (opening)#### Andrew's Riff- John Shuttleworth - One Cup of Tea is Never Enough (But 2 is 1 Too Many!) - (1:03)### Dr Sam's track choices1. Mozart - Requiem in D Minor (0.11)2. Louis Armstrong - A Kiss to Build a Dream On (1.05)3. Pigface - The Bushmaster (0.30)4. Living Gate - To Cut Off the Head of the Snake (0.34)### Andrew's track choices1. Rush - La Villa Strangiato (6:11)2. Gustav Holst - Mars (1:05)3. John Hopkins - Welcome (opening)4. Marvin Gaye - What's Going On (opening)Email us - [email protected] Armstrong - A Kiss to Build a Dream On https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT49gOujQGI)

Welcome to Beat Motel Podcast - Episode 121, where Andrew Laws and Dr Sam set fire to good taste and dance around the ashes.🔊 This week:Cottage cheese: culinary delight or bin juice?Does coughing make you think of Black Sabbath?The Wu-Tang Clan’s Ipswich connection (it’s real, honest).Melvins live: genius or just the same riff over and over?The ultimate metal gateway band—is it The Sword or are we just lazy?Techno vs. Free Jazz: the never-ending war rages on.Why SpongeBob might be the most important rock educator of our time.Venetian Snares: music or a migraine factory?Also, Andrew finally gets round to telling people about his new YouTube video series featuring noise gigs, angry synths, and, er… prosthetic man-parts.🔥 Listen now, argue later!### Riffs of the week#### Dr Sam's Riff- Laibach - Fedayeen (1.20)#### Andrew's Riff- Havukruunu: Laulunhenki (5:39)### Dr Sam's track choices1. SpongeBob - Goofy Goober Rock (1.04)2. Naked City - Demon Sanctuary (0.09)3. Sepultura - Territory (0.52)4. Jose Afonso - Cantar Alentejano (0.30)### Andrew's track choices1. Jeff Mills - The Bells (1:03)2. The Sword - Freya (opening)3. The Vince Guaraldi Trio - Linus and Lucy (0:33)4. Venetian Snares - Hajnal (3:26)Email us - [email protected] review https://www.angrymetalguy.com/havukruunu-tavastland-review/Bert Jansch - Avocet - https://tidal.com/browse/album/273477322?u

Ever looked at your old gig T-shirts and thought, "What was I on?" Well, we have, and in this episode, Andrew and his co-host, Dr. Sam, take a long, hard look at the bands and genres they once adored but now make them cringe (or at least yawn).We start strong with Andrew explaining how Jackie Chan's autobiography is more important than socialism, followed by a deep philosophical debate about whether public transport seats and kids' clothes share the same stain-hiding technology.Then, it's time for Riff of the Week, featuring Vulture Feather, leading to complaints about modern albums being allergic to variety. From there, it's straight into the theme—genres and bands we've grown out of—which turns into an old-man rant-fest about ska-punk, pop-punk, groove metal, and the perils of a one-trick-pony approach to music.Expect: A loving takedown of Reel Big Fish, Pantera, and Choking Victim A moment of nostalgia that almost redeems the ska-punk era Why Andrew's bookshelf once betrayed him on a Zoom call A touching farewell to Kyuss, who were just a gateway drug to Black Sabbath The reason Phil Anselmo’s questionable politics make Pantera even harder to revisit Weekend at Bernie's: The Pantera Tour EditionAs always, we go wildly off-topic, including a passionate discussion about AI eating your data, how ska bassists should be paid double, and why people walking around with their hands in their trousers need to get a grip (literally).Then Andrew slams the door on the episode mid-sentence, leaving Dr. Sam confused but not surprised.Give it a listen. If you disagree, go start your own damn podcast.### Riffs of the week#### Dr Sam's Riff- Vulture Feather - Blood Knot (0.46)#### Andrew's Riff- Shels - Journey to the plains (5:35)### Dr Sam's track choices1. Reel Big Fish - She's Famous Now (opening)2. Chocking Victim - 500 Channels (1.45)3. Pantera - 13 Steps to Nowhere (0.30)4. Whores - Participation Trophy (0.50)### Andrew's track choices1. The Inspiral Carpets - Gimmie Shelter - Peel Session version (2:49)2. No Use For a Name - Inside (1:29)3. Kyuss - Un Sandpiper (0:18)4. Saosin - I can tell there was an accident here earlier (1:26)Email us - [email protected]

This week, Andrew is joined once again by the ever-ready, ever-fit Oli—because let’s be honest, he’s always on standby when the usual suspects drop the ball. Together, they take a deep dive into crate digging, both in the literal sense of flicking through dusty vinyl sleeves and in the modern-day algorithm-fueled digital rabbit hole of obscure musical discoveries.🔹 Riff of the Week: Oli brings us Desire by 18 Carat Affair, a vaporwave banger dripping in sleaze. Andrew, in a shocking plot twist, finally starts appreciating The Cure, despite years of resistance.🔹 Crate Digging Finds: From the fuzzed-out depths of Small Faces’ Ogden’s Nut Gone Flake to the sonic hurricane that is The Angelic Process, this episode covers everything from shoegaze classics to the smugly brilliant chord progressions of Teenage Fanclub.🔹 Music Industry Rants: Ticketmaster's daylight robbery, Oasis' £400 nostalgia tax, and the mind-melting economics of reunion tours—Andrew and Oli take no prisoners.🔹 Strange Reminiscences: MySpace, misremembered band lineups, and the utterly baffling discovery that someone thought inflatable Keith Flint dolls were a solid marketing idea.All this, plus a heartfelt plea for Oli to finally give Marquee Moon the respect it deserves. Will he commit? Tune in to find out!### Riffs of the week#### OIi's Riff- 18 Carat Affair - Desire (opening)#### Andrew's Riff- The Cure - Alone (3:01)### Oli's track choices1. Jeniferever - Opposites Attract: 5:30 - 6:002. The Angelic Process - The Resonance of Goodbye: 1:04 - 1:303. Hrvatski -Vatstep DSP: 0:56 - 1:264. Lee Gamble - Emu: 0:00 - 0:30### Andrew's track choices1. The Small Faces - I've got mine (opening)2. Chapterhouse - Then we'll rise (opening)3. Teenage Fanclub - Don's gone Columbia (0:58)4. Television - Marquee Moon (7:19)Library music https://youtu.be/KoUmNiq-vcg?si=hLUlhnLvnbCMyc-B

This week, Andrew and Sam dive into the sheer agony behind some of music’s most infamous recordings. From bandmates quitting mid-session to entire studios being demolished, these albums came at a heavy price.In this episode:Pranking housemates with terrifyingly coloured bodily fluids – because why not?Fleetwood Mac’s Rumours – an album powered by divorce, cocaine, and spite.My Bloody Valentine’s Loveless – two years, 19 studios, and a label nearly going bankrupt.The Rolling Stones running from taxes – did Exile on Main St. indirectly cause the Falklands War?Laura Jane Grace and Against Me!’s studio struggles – when your band falls apart mid-recording.Ska bands aging while their fans don’t – a real existential crisis.Music, pranks, politics, and a deep appreciation for bands that suffered for their art.### Riffs of the week#### Dr Sam's Riff- Laura Jane Grace - Your Dick (God's Dick) (opening) #### Andrew's Riff- White Ward - Leviathan (8:30)### Dr Sam's track choices1. Against Me - Black Me Out (0.34)2. Streetlight Manifesto - The Littlest Things (0.29)3. The Clash - We are the Clash (0.30)4. Capdown - Blood, Sweat and Fears (0.30)### Andrew's track choices5. My Bloody Valentine - Only Shallow (opening)6. Fleetwood Mac - The Chain (dunno)7. Suede - Introducing the band (opening)8. The Rolling Stones - Rocks Off (4:00)

We start strong with batter-fried nonsense, birthday chaos, and a bit of early swearing to keep things respectable (naturally). From there, we rip into bands, black metal, weird band names, and whether or not you should ever talk to someone at the urinal (spoiler: no!).This week’s theme? Albums that should’ve been EPs, or as we call it: “Long-winded b0llocks that should’ve been cut down before they met the general public.” Orville Peck, System of a Down, Franz Ferdinand, and more are on the chopping block.There’s praise, rants, and digressions into classic black metal, punk rock toilet moments, Norwegian insults, and Dillinger Escape Plan references. Also, how exactly did The Lars and their obsession with vintage dust drive their label insane?If you came for structure, well… good luck. But if you want a messy, raw music rant with urine-soaked detours, you’re in the right place.

This week on Beat Motel, Andrew welcomes Daz Hewitt, Ipswich music legend and former bandmate, to talk about band reunions—both glorious and catastrophic. Of course, they immediately derail the topic and spiral into madness. Expect absolute nonsense, including: 🎸 New Wave of Pretty Heavy Metal – Daz accidentally invents a new genre while describing Poison, and we might be onto something. 🎶 Billy Idol is Davros in Doctor Who – Apparently, Billy Idol’s 90s motorbike accident means he’d make a great Dalek overlord. This is now canon. 🎭 Status Quo: The Musical – Andrew describes Queen’s reformed lineup as "a bad West End show", leading to the inevitable question: Would you pay to see a Status Quo musical? 🎤 Michael Crawford as the new singer of Queen – If we’re already treating Queen like a West End show, why not go full Phantom of the Opera? Daz’s impression seals the deal. 🔊 Genesis’ Apocalypse in 9/8 – Daz gets proggy, Andrew pretends to care. 🕺 The Bee Gees: Label Puppets or Disco Geniuses? 🎷 The Big & Ed Rome – Ipswich ska legends that Andrew was too stubborn to appreciate at the time. 🔥 The Waxing Captors – A band that broke more mic stands than records, but should still come back. 👑 Queen without Freddie – Paul Rodgers? Adam Lambert? Michael bloody Crawford? We discuss where it all went wrong. 🎸 The Stone Roses – Their reunion single was a lazy retread of old ideas, and Andrew’s not having it. 💊 Happy Mondays’ comeback – Daz paid real money to see them, and he still wants a refund. 🥴 Oasis reunion: Nostalgia or rip-off? – Are people paying £400 to relive a youth spent drinking cheap lager in a field? Probably. Along the way, Andrew confesses to thinking Billy Idol and Billy Joel were the same person, Daz unveils the rock family tree nobody asked for, and we answer the burning question: Does Elton John have friends? 💥 If you like chaotic music chat, unfiltered opinions, and utterly pointless tangents, this episode is for you. ### Riffs of the week #### Daz's Riff - Apocalypse in 9/8 - Genesis (2:45) #### Andrew's Riff - Dudesmell - Gold Tooth (0:20) Find them at https://www.instagram.com/dudesmell/ ### Daz's track choices 1. The American Metaphysical Circus by The United States of America (2:00) 2. Ready Steady Go by Generation X (0:58) 3. Cosmic Rockin - Queen (2:38) 4. Kinky Afro - Happy Mondays ### Andrew's track choices 1. The Big - Trains (0:47) 2. The Waxing Captors -Shrinking Telephone (0:30) 3. The Stone Roses - Beautiful Thing (2:25) 4. Oasis - Acquiesce (1:21) Email us - [email protected] Including: New Wave of Pretty Heavy Metal Billy Idol is Davros in Doctor Who Status Quo the musical Michael Crawford is the new singer in Queen

This week, Andrew welcomes Dr. Sam (aka Flan F***er Page—yes, really) for a deep dive into _great_ musical collaborations. Along the way, they cover everything from Tito Puente to Sinead O'Connor, the genius of Bernard "Pretty" Purdie, and a story about Ginger Baker's olive farm that involves derelict barns, blind-drunk driving, and horses casually chilling indoors. Expect rants about Gary Boys (and how they ruined Ipswich’s traffic flow), the horror of Elton John being "a bit too nice," and why Michael Jackson’s legal team was probably modeled after Mr. Burns' army of lawyers. Oh, and the duo revisits Bowie collaborations—because sometimes even the Thin White Duke gets it wrong. Also discussed: - Why siblings harmonize better (scientifically proven during heated sibling arguments). - Prog metal that sounds like unicorns having a fistfight. - How to tell if you've ever accidentally given your partner a migraine with music. This episode is a messy, joyful, and slightly unhinged celebration of collaborations—because life’s too short for solo acts. ### Riffs of the week #### Dr Sam's Riff - Tito Puente - Cua Cua (opening) #### Andrew's Riff - Cream - Toad (0:20) ### Dr Sam's track choices 1. The Last Poets with Bernard Purdie- Blessed Are That Struggle (opening) 2. Motorpsycho - Through the Veil (5.20) 3. Lina_Raul Refree - Foi Deus (opening) 4. The Slits - So Tough (opening) ### Andrew's track choices 1 - John Grant and Sinead O'Conner - GMF (2:20) 2 - Elton John, Kiki Dee - Don't Go Breaking My Heart (2:53) 3 - Queen and David Bowie - Under Pressure (2:54) 4 - Finn - Angels Heap (2:10) Email us - [email protected]